r/WatchandLearn • • Aug 14 '18

Decrease the waist on jeans

https://gfycat.com/FrenchDistortedHarvestmen
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u/YourCynicalUncle Aug 14 '18

Yeah but how do you increase. I'm asking for my waistline

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u/bumjiggy Aug 14 '18

dismantle all your jeans and splice them into one giant pair that you can then take in or let out as you please

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u/ButtLusting Aug 15 '18

Go naked like me brah, all natural yo

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u/GOPisbraindead Aug 15 '18

People will notice that. They should just paint jeans on their skin.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

That's a good video...

I mean idea. A good idea.

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u/Gtapex Aug 15 '18

Two jean enter

One jean leave

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u/PistolsAtDawnSir Aug 15 '18

Just one giant denim moo moo. That is your life now.

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u/sandm000 Aug 15 '18

Ok, but now I’m in a denim tent and the letters JNKO are appearing all over the place

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u/CeruleanRuin Aug 15 '18

Leave button undone. Wear long shirt

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u/kingmeh Aug 15 '18

Hot glue.

Apply to mouth.

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u/Pure_Reason Aug 15 '18

And then you’re all set to be the villain in an X-Men movie

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u/dworm22 Aug 15 '18

Loop a hairband through the buttonhole and hook it around the button. expando pants

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u/sDotAgain Aug 14 '18

I just grab the steak knife I used to eat my butter wrapped deep fried steak with and saw the waistline until I am comfortable.

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u/Moar_Coffee Aug 15 '18

Still less calories than that baked potato.

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u/michael_treder Aug 14 '18

Do the same thing, but the opposite.

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u/poopyheadthrowaway Aug 15 '18

Buy jeans that are too large, shrink the waist as instructed in the gif until they fit, and as you get fatter, undo it one loop at a time.

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u/kazkylheku Aug 15 '18 edited Aug 15 '18

Yeah but how do you increase.

Detach the rear center belt loop as shown in the video. You will find a secret string that is pulling the pants about half a size tight by holding together a small fold in the fabric. Snip this string in several places and remove; the fold will open, relaxing the pants to to a larger size. Re-attach the belt loop.

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u/densiegimenenzduvall Aug 15 '18

Figure out how to tuck in an extra 2 inches of excess then you are in business.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Buy sweatpants=profits.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Do the same as the video, just to your waist.

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u/Itroll4love Aug 14 '18

Me too. My belly is suffering

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u/foreverwasted Aug 14 '18

Why am I watching this pretending I'm not a lazy piece of shit that would never do this even if I needed to and had the tools needed

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u/ChaosCelebration Aug 15 '18

I watched this and the chances of me taking IN the waist of my jeans seems a little laughable.

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u/Pamzella Aug 15 '18

Ah, but this doesn't really change the overall size so much as the gap in the back when the waist is smaller than the hip and the pants go lower sometimes as they wear out. This can be an issue for women even in higher plus sizes.

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u/jimbojonesFA Aug 15 '18

...pretending I'm not a lazy piece of shit that would ever do this even if I needed to and had the tools needed

Me everytime I decide to "get my shit together" while making a list of things to start doing differently.

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u/clutchy42 Aug 15 '18

Last of things to do differently:

  1. Everything

Hmmm seems short..

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u/Handles907 Aug 15 '18

Yeah, seems like a waist of time.

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u/ColeSloth Aug 15 '18

Well since you're a lazy pos, at least you'll probably never need to do this...

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u/WanderingWalrus Aug 14 '18 edited Aug 16 '18

Doesn’t that leave a little bump of fabric on the inside of the waistband? Seems like it would be annoying.

Edit: been on reddit for 6 years. My most upvoted comment is about the little bump of fabric inside of the waistband...i love you reddit!

Edit: I’d like to thank u/TomBergewrong for all the love and support. I would never have made it without him!

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u/RufusMcCoot Aug 14 '18

Yes but you can cut the triangle afterwards.

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u/LaffyTaffy73 Aug 15 '18

But what if you start eating frozen TV dinners again.

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u/instantrobotwar Aug 15 '18 edited Aug 15 '18

Those things actually have less calories than a normal dinner for me...

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u/BattleCarry Aug 15 '18

Keep one of the boxes and freeze the triangle.

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u/TyrionDrownedAndDied Aug 15 '18

Not an expert at stitching, but won't that just destroy the pants as the stitch will be undone?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I'm also not an expert, but I imagine if someone really wanted to they could reinforce the stitch with some sort of sewing technique that reinforces it. Plus, if the pants are already too big and you don't use them anyway then you may as well.

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u/AbsorbedBritches Aug 15 '18

I usually use a, umm, belt.

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u/arumberg Aug 15 '18

It'd not always an issue of the pants being too big. It can also be an issue of a cut not matching the body shape. For curvy girls or girls with a big butt, trying to get pants that fit the hips/butt and the waist can be challenging. A lot of the time, you end up with major gapping in the back because the pants aren't cut to fit your shape. I usually end up wearing a belt not because my pants are too small, but because I want to reign in that back part as there are times when it is pretty significant due to my hip/waist ratio. I would try a trick like what OP mentioned, but when I take my pants to the tailor to do something similar, the pants end up dipping and sitting too low in the back that I risk plumber's crack.

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u/Bimpnottin Aug 15 '18 edited Aug 15 '18

Depends on the fabric. Stretchy jeans will probably fray more, which can eventually make your stitch become undone because it won't be holding any fabric anymore, just some loose fabric ends. You can however cut the triangle away 1cm from the stitch and then do a zigzag stitch over the ends so they can't fray anymore. Or if the triangle isn't that big, just fold it over. Women's clothes regularly have darts (sort of inwards triangles) in them to help with shape near the chest, and these aren't cut out of the garment either

I would either go with the last option, or sew over a silk patch to avoid a stingy feeling if the triangle is really bothering you (silk feels super smooth)

Also, that stitch isn't sturdy at all. Wouldn't recommend this one if you're seriously considering to do this to some pants

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u/Alfredo412 Aug 15 '18

I wouldn't recommend it with stitches that loose.

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u/Lolor-arros Aug 15 '18

If you did that ,the weak mattress stitch would fail and leave you with messed up pants

There are a few problems with this gif

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u/koyo4 Aug 15 '18

Or sew it folded Iver just in case you need to take out the waste from buckets of ice cream after your next break up.

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u/zetterss Aug 14 '18

Came to the comments thinking of this. I also thought it might make the waistline sit weird and feel wrong with the dip in the middle.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I bet it's like a pair or pants that are slightly off and you know it but you aren't a tailor so you suffer.

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u/cuckofwallstreet Aug 14 '18

Trim it off maybe?

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u/texasrigger Aug 15 '18 edited Aug 15 '18

Don't trim it, that's an incredibly weak stitch as you are dead loading a relatively few number of strands. When it fails you'll be sorry you cut the material.

Edit: Once drawn up this is structurally identical to a normal running stitch. This method would be good if you don't have access to both sides of the material but seeing as you do in this example you are better off just folding a dart and stitching it directly to ensure even stitch spacing. Saddle stitching with two needles would make it strong enough for the application assuming appropriate thread. Being on the waistband anything here needs to be stout.

Source: Sailmaker/commercial canvas guy.

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u/zetterss Aug 14 '18

But then you cant let it back out if you need to

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u/Madness2MyMethod Aug 15 '18

There's no pleasing you is there!?

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u/imdungrowinup Aug 15 '18

I often do this but instead of one place, I do it in two places one the sides.

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u/LegumeSalad Aug 15 '18

Have done this before. It isn't annoying. You don't even notice it.

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u/panne_lara Aug 15 '18

As someone who grew up with a mom that would do this on all of my pants, it is a bit uncomfortable.

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u/Slide_A_Pinky_In Aug 15 '18

Yeah but on the bright side you would have some extra material to wipe with if you ever accidentally shit yourself.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

What the fuck is with the edit? This isn’t the academy awards. No one gives a shit.

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u/FrancoManiac Aug 15 '18

This is a concealed dart. It should work for any pants -- denim is more durable, but it's largely just a pant construction thing.

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u/justcougit Aug 15 '18

Thanks!!! I've dropped a bit of weight recently and only have one pair of slacks, yet I am still too big for most pants in this country so I'm not trying to find more because it's a nightmare. I'm gonna try this!

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u/yetilock Aug 14 '18

I needed this!!!!!

But backwards.

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u/crustalmighty Aug 15 '18

First, sew another belt loop to your pants.

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u/KiltedLady Aug 15 '18

Buy bigger pants and alter them down so they can be released as you grow (works great for us fatties and for growing kids).

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I need two 6 month vacations a year.

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u/Medikated1 Aug 15 '18

You can also pull the factory button and buy new ones at a Walmart etc, and move the new button further away from the edge than the original button was. I've noticed in men's jeans, 36 and 38s have the exact same material sizes, only difference is the button placement.

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u/Pamzella Aug 15 '18

That is a strategy, but one that doesn't help as much as the dart when the issue is the gap at the butt because of a waist to hip ratio that's more different then the pants. Happens at all size ranges.

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u/Medikated1 Aug 15 '18

There's no gap when the button is moved. No irritating lump in the crack of your ass. My weight fluctuates between 170 and 220. Depending on who's in charge in my head. Eeyore or Tigger.

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u/zoe949 Aug 15 '18

Different bodies, different sizes and shapes. Sometimes you need less in front, sometimes you need less in the back.

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u/tundra_cool Aug 15 '18

But how do you tie it off?

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u/chaoticnuetral Aug 15 '18

They never show that part! I think it's all lies

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u/ITSINTHESHIP Aug 15 '18

I usually just make a big fat knot in the last stitch. Or if I'm using a machine, I go back and forth a few times over the last stitches. I'm not a refined seamstress.

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u/donutsandwiches Aug 15 '18

I just stitch over the same spot a bunch of times. Like a ton of overlapping X's

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u/VDLPolo Aug 15 '18

Hey now druggie. Not in this sub.

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u/Kryptogenix Aug 15 '18

Or measure the initial distance?

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u/ejchristian86 Aug 15 '18

Pinch the top of the waistband while you're wearing them, or have someone else do it, and mark it with a bit of tailor's chalk.

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u/CuntOfCrownSt Aug 15 '18

Can I do this to my own waist?

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u/Luvs_to_splooge_ Aug 15 '18

Yes, just stitch your mouth shut.

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u/kidculli Aug 14 '18

How is this on top of my front page?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '18

Same question. Only 71 upvotes right now and like 5 comments.

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u/Jiberesh Aug 14 '18

Upvotes don’t show for me

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u/SVMESSEFVIFVTVRVS Aug 15 '18

The algorithm places the posts that get the most attention(upvotes and comments I believe) in the shortest recent time frame at the top.

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u/lunarhabit Aug 15 '18

Thanks I’ll never need this

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u/anonymoushero1 Aug 14 '18

Instructions unclear. Am now Edward Needlehands.

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u/leatyZ Aug 14 '18

This might come in handy, I have a lot of pants which are too spacy on the waist.

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u/owzleee Aug 15 '18

Or, you know, take them to a professional and get it done properly for £10.

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u/ITSINTHESHIP Aug 15 '18

That's already more than I paid for the jeans, lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Buy a belt once and use it on any pair of pants that are a bit too big...

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I didn't know I needed this video in my life. That's a lie, I totally knew I needed this video and decided to keep living my life with jeans that don't fully fit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '18

Isn't this what a belt is for?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

It bunches up and looks weird.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

If your pants are so big that a belt ends up bunching them up to the point of looking weird, this is going to look weird.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Thanks I hate it. That would dig in your skin all day long

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Someone should post this on /r/keto

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u/ChelsMe Aug 15 '18

But then they won’t fit over your wide hips

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u/Zed_the_Shinobi Aug 15 '18

I really wish I need this someday...

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u/rockjock777 Aug 15 '18

This is a lifesaver for fat bottomed girls that want high waisted shorts to fit correctly!

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u/IPmang Aug 15 '18

For anyone trying this, there's an important trick you may not realize from the GIF that you should know about - you need to lose weight first.

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u/pagepilman Aug 15 '18

Or take it to a tailor for a non bunched up look like that...

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

my waist to thin so i need to buy kids jeans but then my legs are too long... but this looks hard

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u/StickySarah Aug 15 '18

Thank you! I needed this haha

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Haha yeah right

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Act like reddit needs tips on not being a fat fuck

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u/fightthehaters1 Aug 15 '18

That looks uncomfortable

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u/YataBLS Aug 15 '18

I need "increase the waist".

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u/triciamc Aug 15 '18

I need this! As someone with a large booty I frequently have to buy jeans that are too big in the waist just to get them over my ass.

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u/DaGreatness Aug 15 '18

I need that in reverse tho.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Or you can just wear them in a warm bath and then lie in the sun with them on, perfect skinny jeans.

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u/Lolor-arros Aug 15 '18

No. This is a bad technique. Mattress stitches like this are very weak and unreliable. You should make a proper seam instead.

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u/o_charlie_o Aug 15 '18

This just solved almost all my jean shopping problems

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Americans need not pay attention

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u/svayam--bhagavan Aug 15 '18

Jokes on you cause I want to increase it.

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u/steveh2488 Aug 15 '18

Is there one for making them bigger

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u/UsualPerformance Aug 15 '18

Yes but I live in America, we only need bigger waists not smaller.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I seem to have the opposite problem.

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u/ModerateBagel Aug 14 '18

How to increase waist line

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u/AllMyKaleIsDull Aug 15 '18

I love how simple this looks but is there a method for this that does not involve any sewing skill? I would love some kind of fancy paper-clip that does this!

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u/fayedame Aug 15 '18

Cut a new hole next to the factory button hole. It can look ghetto but I used to do it for work uniform pants that I could never get to fit right. I've done it with old jeans as well that I just wear with t-shirts that hang over my waistline. A belt used for fashion rather then function covers it as well.

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u/thatstevesmith Aug 15 '18

Well now that’s just wrong... all one need to go the other direction. Lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

How do I do this for the waist on the inside of the jeans?

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u/quantum_theory101 Aug 15 '18

Yeah but that little fold of fabric would annoy the hell out of me. If I wear my belt tight it would push right into my back.

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u/Jack207407 Aug 15 '18

Decrease? Someone bring me the jean stretcher!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

This is something I've never needed to do.

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u/ekovv Aug 15 '18

I usually use a belt

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u/Theneler Aug 15 '18

That gold in the back would drive me absolutely crazy

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u/71351 Aug 15 '18

It’s easier to just cross out the 32 and put in 31

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Yeah but now theres a pokey thing scratching your back

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u/coronagrey Aug 15 '18

There's too much booty in the pants!

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u/panne_lara Aug 15 '18

My mom used to do this to my pants all the time! It was a money saver for sure.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

this is why i only wear expando-slacks with buttresses for flubbering.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

My wife sews elastic on back of pants to stop plumbers crack. Would work here too.

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u/littlemarkfield Aug 15 '18

It would be nice having a knuckle in your lower back now.

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u/beef_swellington Aug 15 '18

...and other helpful tricks that I will literally never need.

:(

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u/Alfredo412 Aug 15 '18

That beltloop won't hold. You have to reinforce it with much more thread.

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u/sabatcheadajapeeled Aug 15 '18

Make it look like yo ass eating yo jeans! Nom nom nom!

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u/FlowbeeYourTits Aug 15 '18

This... but for condoms?

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u/sweetsarah90 Aug 15 '18

Good to know when I actually decide to loose weight

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u/sindustrial777 Aug 15 '18

Keep em high and tight

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

"For the last time Meg!...I am not going to wear jeans anymore because they don't fit me! What's so hard to understand!"

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u/whotookjobin Aug 15 '18

how to make bigger plz... asking for friend

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u/kashuntr188 Aug 15 '18

is doing this to reduce by 1 inch actually going to make a difference?

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u/jon8172 Aug 15 '18

I never thought I could sense sass in a stitch.

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u/marvin_skylord Aug 15 '18

thank god ill never need to do this

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u/BadMuthaFunka Aug 15 '18

Yeah... nobody in America will ever need this....

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Too bad this doesn’t help fill in the empty butt-loss space you create when losing weight.

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u/Sexy_Widdle_Baby Aug 15 '18

How does one get this problem? Asking for a friend.

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u/ilovevoat Aug 15 '18

yeah thats not what i need... anything on making them bigger

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u/kn0wledgeispower Aug 15 '18

Or you could use a fucking belt.

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u/CaptWineTeeth Aug 15 '18

How much did this decrease the waist? An inch? More?

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u/Datathrash Aug 15 '18

I decrease the waist on my pants with tater tots and mountain dew

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u/Spiteful_Guru Aug 15 '18

The piece used here to conceal the stitch can also be used to hold a special type of strap called a "belt" in place around the waist. They're very useful for tightening pants, but sadly not many people know about this device. /s

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u/epyon000 Aug 15 '18

No. The belt loop is now crooked. Nooooooooooooooooo!

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u/pontiuscoin Aug 15 '18

More like a waste of mah goddamn time

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u/piersquared27 Aug 15 '18

My Korean launderer would charge $125.00 USD for that.

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u/normie_girl Aug 15 '18

for posterity

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u/pen07 Aug 15 '18

Welp that isnt helping.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

You can trick someone into thinking they've gained weight by that...

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u/DIGGSAN0 Aug 15 '18

There is a new device called "Belt"

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u/meyer1158 Aug 15 '18

“Belt.”- Travis Scott

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u/Ken_Piffy_Jr Aug 15 '18

But now when you sit you feel the indentation

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u/ombremullet Aug 15 '18

This is great and all but I will never ever need to DECREASE the waist on any of my pants

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u/littlepinay Aug 15 '18

As someone that is extremely small and has an even smaller waist this is perfect for all of my high waist bottoms

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u/Gyaavic Aug 15 '18 edited Aug 15 '18

Ty! I ll show it to my mother so she can fix it :)

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u/francowestcoast Aug 15 '18

Imma try this lol

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u/tucketkevin Aug 15 '18

Thank you for this tip. Great idea!

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u/theykilledken Aug 15 '18

This is a shitty seam, it won't look neat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

BUT HOW DO YOU TIE IT OFF

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u/rjthyen Aug 15 '18

I'm more interested in how to re-attach the belt loop. I keep pulling mine off :'(

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u/MagicMan38 Aug 15 '18

Jerry Seinfeld does this exact same thing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

How do you do the opposite of this?

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u/DesperateTomato Aug 15 '18

I'd decrease the gap in my jeans by eating more nachos...

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u/TehKarmah Aug 15 '18

As a girl with a booty, this is awesome.

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u/Chelseaqix Aug 15 '18

What?! YES! Thank you!!!

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u/koogaxl Aug 15 '18

How do I increase it

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u/pecuniam1 Aug 15 '18

This is America. No need to decrease.

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u/redditor259 Aug 15 '18

Alternatively, move the button above the flyer such that you tighten the waist when buttoned.

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u/ZaMr0 Aug 15 '18

Actually useful tip to avoid paying £120 for well fitting jeans or always having to tailor cheaper jeans.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I prefer to decrease the waist the old fashion way by over eating.

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u/extraboxesoftayto Aug 15 '18

i mean, it probably has good purposes but i feel a belt is fairly simple enough

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u/Noob_Noob_C137 Aug 15 '18

God bless your soul

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u/Trumpsticle Aug 15 '18

Much easier to boil your denim.

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u/EverythingIsFlotsam Aug 15 '18

Who would ever need to "decrease the waist"?

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u/Sterling-4rcher Aug 15 '18

is there something like that but for reverse?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

This looks like shit irl dont do it lol

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u/Tcmaxwell2 Aug 15 '18

Delightfully Develish Seymour.

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u/throwmeawaysimetime Aug 15 '18

Ok but got do I increase it. I've been working out a lot, and that combined with good butt genetics means I ruin a pair of pants every couple months.

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u/BYoungNY Aug 15 '18

Or, y'know... Just wear a belt.

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u/CoolRedditUsername1 Aug 15 '18

Wouldn't this leave 2 big creases in the fabric?

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u/PammySoup Aug 15 '18

As someone with a small waist and huge hips, where has this been all my life?

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u/proxysovereign Aug 15 '18

Sadly I need to increase mine :(

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u/Mod2bme Aug 15 '18

With hips almost twice the size of my waist, I'd never be able to get into my jeans again. I envy you, proportionately sized people. ʕ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ʔ

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u/mksmith17 Aug 15 '18

Things I’ve never had to do for $1,000, Alex

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u/HomoOptimus Aug 15 '18

Too much effort. Want a really simple way to do this without sewing? Simply fold down from belt loops.

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u/WFOpizza Aug 15 '18

has never been done in the USA

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u/CaptainBayouBilly Aug 15 '18

I thought this was like iron the waist. Like de-crease. But it was tailor to a smaller waist.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Probably looks fine if your are a hipstery high-waisted jean wearing woman.

On anyone else, it's gonna look like a homeschooling Mom's jeans

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u/AnneFrankenstein Aug 15 '18

I feel like the ass area will still be large and make it look like you are carrying a load.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I have a strip of leather with a buckle on the end. I simply wrap it around my waste looping it through those cloth strips you see in this video. Works perfectly!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

All jeans are Chinese anymore just go buy a new pair. American way of life. Consume

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u/cobaltblues77 Aug 15 '18

I really hate that back loop. Makes laying down on hard surfaces suck. It jabs in your lower back.

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u/FreeMan4096 Aug 15 '18

unacceptable from comfort perspective

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u/wolverinesss Aug 15 '18 edited Aug 15 '18

My girlfriend is of the childbearing nature, but has a tiny waste and constantly complained about the gap in her pants caused by her having to buy pants that fit over her butt.

Edit: I didn't even mean to post this, because I realized it sounded like a humble brag, but it wouldn't be worth my effort to even write it or correct it. It also doesn't really have a point.

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u/Maschinhoe Aug 15 '18

Learn how to sew in elastic, it’s very easy and it will fix the problem. Will stretch over her butt and fix the gap.