r/WatchandLearn • u/catpick • Aug 14 '18

Decrease the waist on jeans

https://gfycat.com/FrenchDistortedHarvestmen
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u/foreverwasted Aug 14 '18

Why am I watching this pretending I'm not a lazy piece of shit that would never do this even if I needed to and had the tools needed

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u/ChaosCelebration Aug 15 '18

I watched this and the chances of me taking IN the waist of my jeans seems a little laughable.

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u/Pamzella Aug 15 '18

Ah, but this doesn't really change the overall size so much as the gap in the back when the waist is smaller than the hip and the pants go lower sometimes as they wear out. This can be an issue for women even in higher plus sizes.

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u/jimbojonesFA Aug 15 '18

...pretending I'm not a lazy piece of shit that would ever do this even if I needed to and had the tools needed

Me everytime I decide to "get my shit together" while making a list of things to start doing differently.

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u/clutchy42 Aug 15 '18

Last of things to do differently:

  1. Everything

Hmmm seems short..

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u/jimbojonesFA Aug 16 '18

Let's try baby steps, I'll start with going to bed before 10:30 tonight, Smoking only one bowl, And taking out the trash.

... Me at 12am: Fuck, okay tomorrow I'll just take out the trash, and get to bed before 12.

... Next night 1am: Fuck....

And so on.

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u/Drewbacca Aug 15 '18

Wow rude

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u/jimbojonesFA Aug 15 '18

I cry evrtiem

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u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Aug 15 '18

How else will it become acceptable unless we use it? We decide the rules completely based on the cultural needs, regardless of what a grammar Nazi bot says, so go fuck yourself you bad, bad, bot!

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u/DiggerW Aug 15 '18

Bro.. it's never too late to get some jeans that are too big. Let today be the day you start getting your life together!

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u/Handles907 Aug 15 '18

Yeah, seems like a waist of time.

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u/ColeSloth Aug 15 '18

Well since you're a lazy pos, at least you'll probably never need to do this...

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Glad to not be alone

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

But what if you did drop inches of waist and were still cheap AF, and your pants were falling down, and no other pants because laundry and also because not many pairs of pants. Asking for a friend.

Also, just sayin, why not fold it the other way and not make a bull’s eye for chafing. Belt will fit.

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u/a_hessdalen_light Aug 15 '18

Honestly I've lost quite a bit of weight and I have some nice jeans that I've been dreading saying goodbye to. I'm actually giving this a shot.