r/WatchandLearn • u/catpick • Aug 14 '18

Decrease the waist on jeans

https://gfycat.com/FrenchDistortedHarvestmen
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u/jimbojonesFA Aug 15 '18

...pretending I'm not a lazy piece of shit that would ever do this even if I needed to and had the tools needed

Me everytime I decide to "get my shit together" while making a list of things to start doing differently.

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u/clutchy42 Aug 15 '18

Last of things to do differently:

  1. Everything

Hmmm seems short..

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u/jimbojonesFA Aug 16 '18

Let's try baby steps, I'll start with going to bed before 10:30 tonight, Smoking only one bowl, And taking out the trash.

... Me at 12am: Fuck, okay tomorrow I'll just take out the trash, and get to bed before 12.

... Next night 1am: Fuck....

And so on.

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u/Drewbacca Aug 15 '18

Wow rude

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u/jimbojonesFA Aug 15 '18

I cry evrtiem

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u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Aug 15 '18

How else will it become acceptable unless we use it? We decide the rules completely based on the cultural needs, regardless of what a grammar Nazi bot says, so go fuck yourself you bad, bad, bot!