Decrease the waist on jeans

[u/catpick]

https://gfycat.com/FrenchDistortedHarvestmen

[u/YourCynicalUncle]

Yeah but how do you increase. I'm asking for my waistline

[u/bumjiggy → u/YourCynicalUncle]

dismantle all your jeans and splice them into one giant pair that you can then take in or let out as you please

[u/ButtLusting → u/bumjiggy]

Go naked like me brah, all natural yo

[u/GOPisbraindead → u/ButtLusting]

People will notice that. They should just paint jeans on their skin.

[u/[deleted] → u/GOPisbraindead]

That's a good video...

I mean idea. A good idea.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

What if that were a video though? Can you imagine that? Somebody should post a link so we can see if that’s really a thing.

[u/edgy-dexfag → u/[deleted]]

it is.

https://youtu.be/_qL2dBz6-Z0

[u/[deleted] → u/edgy-dexfag]

Brilliant... idea. For sure.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I told you it was a good video... I mean a good idea.

[u/kazkylheku → u/GOPisbraindead]

"Why'd you come in here lookin' like that? In your cowboy boots and your painted-on jeans." -- Dolly Parton song

[u/jomiran → u/GOPisbraindead]

But what about the tallywackle?

[u/Gtapex → u/bumjiggy]

Two jean enter

One jean leave

[u/WackyWarrior → u/[deleted]]

Thank you very much.

[u/CeruleanRuin → u/YourCynicalUncle]

Leave button undone. Wear long shirt

[u/kingmeh → u/YourCynicalUncle]

Hot glue.

Apply to mouth.

[u/Pure_Reason → u/kingmeh]

And then you’re all set to be the villain in an X-Men movie

[u/dworm22 → u/YourCynicalUncle]

Loop a hairband through the buttonhole and hook it around the button. expando pants

[u/sDotAgain → u/YourCynicalUncle]

I just grab the steak knife I used to eat my butter wrapped deep fried steak with and saw the waistline until I am comfortable.

[u/Moar_Coffee → u/sDotAgain]

Still less calories than that baked potato.

[u/michael_treder → u/YourCynicalUncle]

Do the same thing, but the opposite.

[u/poopyheadthrowaway → u/michael_treder]

Buy jeans that are too large, shrink the waist as instructed in the gif until they fit, and as you get fatter, undo it one loop at a time.

[u/kazkylheku → u/YourCynicalUncle]

Yeah but how do you increase.

Detach the rear center belt loop as shown in the video. You will find a secret string that is pulling the pants about half a size tight by holding together a small fold in the fabric. Snip this string in several places and remove; the fold will open, relaxing the pants to to a larger size. Re-attach the belt loop.