r/WatchandLearn • • Aug 14 '18

Decrease the waist on jeans

https://gfycat.com/FrenchDistortedHarvestmen
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u/bumjiggy Aug 14 '18

dismantle all your jeans and splice them into one giant pair that you can then take in or let out as you please

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u/ButtLusting Aug 15 '18

Go naked like me brah, all natural yo

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u/GOPisbraindead Aug 15 '18

People will notice that. They should just paint jeans on their skin.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

That's a good video...

I mean idea. A good idea.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

What if that were a video though? Can you imagine that? Somebody should post a link so we can see if that’s really a thing.

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u/edgy-dexfag Aug 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Brilliant... idea. For sure.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I told you it was a good video... I mean a good idea.

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u/kazkylheku Aug 15 '18

"Why'd you come in here lookin' like that? In your cowboy boots and your painted-on jeans." -- Dolly Parton song

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u/jomiran Aug 15 '18

But what about the tallywackle?

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u/GOPisbraindead Aug 15 '18

Ever watch Ru Paul's Drag Race?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Tattoo Ruth tattooed me a suit

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u/_-___-_---_-__---__- Aug 15 '18

Ever see the episode of "Broad City" where Iilna does that because she wore the dogs sweater to work? Colors her whole midriff red since the boss is pissed she showing so much skin.

God I love that show.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I just dip my franks and beans in hot candle wax. Covers everything perfectly. Very snug.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Remember that time I went to prom with the painted on tuxedo but I was really sweaty and you could totally see my dong.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

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u/bumjiggy Aug 15 '18

denim is the gateway. next thing you know...

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

After that...... well.....

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u/itsbentheboy Aug 15 '18

Get the fuck out.

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u/Gtapex Aug 15 '18

Two jean enter

One jean leave

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u/PistolsAtDawnSir Aug 15 '18

Just one giant denim moo moo. That is your life now.

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u/sandm000 Aug 15 '18

Ok, but now I’m in a denim tent and the letters JNKO are appearing all over the place

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u/ddrddrddrddr Aug 15 '18

They call it Frankensjean.

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u/FracturedEel Aug 15 '18

Like Voltron but jeans

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