r/WatchandLearn • u/catpick • Aug 14 '18

Decrease the waist on jeans

https://gfycat.com/FrenchDistortedHarvestmen
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u/ButtLusting Aug 15 '18

Go naked like me brah, all natural yo

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u/GOPisbraindead Aug 15 '18

People will notice that. They should just paint jeans on their skin.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

That's a good video...

I mean idea. A good idea.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

What if that were a video though? Can you imagine that? Somebody should post a link so we can see if that’s really a thing.

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u/edgy-dexfag Aug 15 '18

it is.

https://youtu.be/_qL2dBz6-Z0

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Brilliant... idea. For sure.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I told you it was a good video... I mean a good idea.

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u/kazkylheku Aug 15 '18

"Why'd you come in here lookin' like that? In your cowboy boots and your painted-on jeans." -- Dolly Parton song

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u/jomiran Aug 15 '18

But what about the tallywackle?

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u/GOPisbraindead Aug 15 '18

Ever watch Ru Paul's Drag Race?

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u/jomiran Aug 15 '18

No. What is it?

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u/TK421isAFK Aug 15 '18

Found the Kevin Hart fan.

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u/jomiran Aug 15 '18 edited Aug 15 '18

You misspelled Austin Powers.

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u/TK421isAFK Aug 15 '18

Do I make you horny, baby?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Tattoo Ruth tattooed me a suit

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u/itsbentheboy Aug 15 '18

I know this from somewhere....

Is that a Shel Silverstein poem?

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u/_-___-_---_-__---__- Aug 15 '18

Ever see the episode of "Broad City" where Iilna does that because she wore the dogs sweater to work? Colors her whole midriff red since the boss is pissed she showing so much skin.

God I love that show.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I just dip my franks and beans in hot candle wax. Covers everything perfectly. Very snug.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Remember that time I went to prom with the painted on tuxedo but I was really sweaty and you could totally see my dong.

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u/gbuub Aug 15 '18

Who needs to cover your junk when you have fat folds do it for you