r/shittyaskreddit • u/LegoDonkeyKong • 4h ago
Which hookers have the least contagious anal fungus?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 4h ago
You can pray the gay away and you can gay the pray away but can you gay the gay away?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 1h ago
Truth. Does anyone here not need a clean diaper at this point?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 10m ago
Can we stop with the god dam motherfucking piece of shit god forsaken cunty ass bitch dicking chode stomping cum guzzling anus licking frottage tribbing bukkake covered whore mongering lung eating necropheliac Siberian Film Karen Slutting Ken Douching Piss loving corpophogia gaslighting already?
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Sorry. I may or may not have gotten a little carried away there.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 1h ago
When a man needs to take a shit are you going to help him? NSFW
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 8h ago
After you put the guacamole in your guacahole, does it come out your cacahole?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 4m ago
Why did the guy from Black Eyed Peas conquer England?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 7m ago
Will having a penis interfere with my dream of being a doctor's wife?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 8h ago
My farts today have an aroma of cheeseburger with a trace of Donbacher and Guinness. Do your farts have an aroma?
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Hopefully no undieless sharts!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/PolarBearLovesTotty • 11h ago
How do you know what sexuality you are if you don't have sex?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 9h ago
Do people have no concept of time?
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It was not even 07:00 and my one roommate making all this noise in the kitchen waking me up. What the fuck is wrong with you
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Obokan • 14h ago
I’d rather whisk ceremonial-grade matcha onto my dick than put pineapple on my pizza. Can anyone offer a peer-reviewed, logical refutation, or am I objectively correct? Want to tweak the vibe for your post?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 19h ago
Why do people think telling me to go fuck myself is an insult? Don't they think I would if I could?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 15h ago
Will you attend the quickdraw anal prolapse at high noon? NSFW
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/basheworking • 11h ago
Have you ever been walking in the woods and found a t-shirt but when you bring it home it turns out to be big foot?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/The_Scooter_King • 16h ago
We should bring back that other show
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Where it's a crew in space but it's not Star Trek
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 1d ago
Are you doing your part to keep this sub gay?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 1d ago
Why is it that everything I like ends up being discontinued?
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TIL Fruit Stripe Gum was discontinued. I'm still not over the Choco Taco being discontinued. They discontinued Cherry Vanilla Coke, they discontinued the Arch Deluxe, they discontinued my LIFE. WHYY?