r/shittyaskreddit • • May 04 '23

Ask me anything and I'll tell you to shut the fuck up

2.6k Upvotes

Inspired by a series of r/worldjerking shitpost.


r/shittyaskreddit • • Jan 17 '22

If this post gets 2,000 upvotes, I will email gay furry porn to my entire company

2.5k Upvotes

With proof


r/shittyaskreddit • • May 13 '23

HEY HEY I'M FINALLY QUITTING NICOTINE COLD TURKEY DAY 2 I AM PISSED THE FUCK OFF AND I HAVE A HEADACHE AND I AM SO FUCKING HUNGRY WHAT DO I DO?!

2.2k Upvotes

DON'T FUCKING TELL ME TO CAVE IN I WILL THROW YOU INTO A CAVE WITH RABID BATS!


r/shittyaskreddit • • Oct 17 '19

This isn't even a question. Fuck you.

2.1k Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • Jun 02 '23

If you respond to this post, someday without warning, I will call you a bitch.

2.1k Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • May 08 '23

What the fuck is your favorite color?

2.0k Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • Apr 12 '23

Does drinking Bud Light make you gay?

1.9k Upvotes

What if the Bud Light I currently possess was purchased before the ad? Can I still drink it without becoming gay?


r/shittyaskreddit • • May 30 '18

Why does everyone type “r/woooosh” whenever I correct their stupidity?

1.8k Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • Jun 07 '18

Redditors with the credit card number "5197 9138 1834 9731", what are the three digits on the back?

1.8k Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • Jan 11 '20

Who is “PROMOTED” and why do their memes suck so bad?

1.5k Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • Apr 21 '20

If Donald Trump is such an immature child, why has Joe Biden never shown a sexual interest in him?

1.3k Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • May 21 '23

I’m heading to the gas station y’all want anything?

1.3k Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • Mar 16 '20

Do I need to watch Covid 1-18 in order to understand Covid-19?

1.2k Upvotes

No I don't want to read the books


r/shittyaskreddit • • Jun 06 '23

My wife just said "oot" instead of "out" which outs her as Canadian. I confronted her about it but she denied it. What should I do?

1.2k Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • Jan 13 '15

Can you upvote this for no reason?

1.1k Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • May 07 '18

Why is everyone in /r/NoStupidQuestions breaking the rules by posting stupid questions?

1.1k Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • May 23 '23

I'm going to McDonald's. What does everybody want?

1.0k Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • May 16 '23

I am planning to open an overpriced & very mediocre burger place, what should I include? 🍔

967 Upvotes

Edit: alright here's what I got so far

  1. Truffle fries (artificial but charge full price)

  2. Soggy fries with fake newspaper foil

  3. uncomfy metal barstools with no back support

  4. No seasoning that distracts from the locally sourced meat (costco)

  5. Absolutely no plates (maybe slices of log idk)

  6. Craft beers only (except for Bud Light which is on draft)

  7. Napkins are recycled and paper thin (one drop and they're transparent)

  8. Paper straws of course

  9. Hanging Edison light bulbs (the authentic dim ones, not the LED ones that use its shape)

  10. No menus, just QR code

  11. A lot of aioli instead of regular sauce

  12. Avocado 🥑 toast or something idk


r/shittyaskreddit • • Apr 21 '23

People with usernames like "PM_ME_UR_TITS_OR_SOMETHING" does that ever work?

953 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • Sep 29 '18

Why is it when I tell people I'm in an abusive relationship they assume I'm the victim?

903 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • Apr 27 '23

If Burger King dies who becomes king?

878 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • Apr 13 '23

Making a key lime pie but ran out of keys, what can I use as a replacement?

868 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • Apr 19 '23

you are given a button. It has a 50% chance of turning you into a furry and a 50% chance of making you rich. Do you press it?

865 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • Apr 23 '20

This sub has 57,831 members, so why don’t my posts get 57,831 upvotes, and 57,831 comments saying “well done, good post”

836 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • Apr 15 '23

Where is the absolute gayest place on Earth?

811 Upvotes