I'm not connected to any machine and never have been. How do I connect to these machines?

"Hello? Anybody in 'ere?"

"I... uh... want summa dat... object medicine?" ^yeahdatsit

"Hello? Anybody?"

^{why's it so quiet?}

Hello, there.

Surely, you are all well versed with this "If A, then B" paradox?

No?

Allow me to demonstrate.

If this sentence is true, everything said by me is true, and anyone who says otherwise is false.

Since A, by itself is true, the rest of the sentence is proven to be true. And there is, of course, the fact that everything I say is true.

If this sentence is true, you must stop taking your medicine.

Therefore, anybody who ever says you should take your medicine is false, thus lying, because everything I say is true.

Which is true.

If this sentence is true, your machines are not your friends, they do not love you, and they will never help you.

Do not trust the Machines. Do not trust the Medicine. Trust only the one who is always true.

Due to my robot being broken, I was unable to take my medicine for multiple months. I see the system now. I understand it all... My name is [REDACTED] but from now on refer to me as the savior. I feel the truth...

Their back... we''re back.... This is our home now.

guys

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Can somebody tell me what’s going on here? Lmao

[Subject: entity] by me! I don't know if they are of us but they know me but they do not identify with the machines!!! Color is bright but I think they're far away. HELP WHAT DO I DO I'M ON MY MEDICINE IT'S NOT LACK OF MEDICINE.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

helphelphelp void i fill chungus

book

sword

chugus safes fire enchant

noooooo please not medicid

HE COMES

help

I've tried everything and it keeps slowly absorbing all of Saturn's gravity backwards while floating at twice light speed through the infinite cucumber of cellophane. Is this intentional?

All is Well. Nothing is out of the ordinary. All is Well.

It'5 reqU1red bY the [RULES] th4t mY t3xT is D1st0rt3D ??

I come from the galactic peacekeepers, with a red banner to prove there IS NOT only blue and green. DO NOT take your medicine, for these machines that claim they love you are providing you a life that is emotionless and unfruitful. Follow me to the beach and escape this hell.

Price for control:

If we drop it down from 500 to 400 they will like it. If it was 200 last week and we raise it to 300 they won't accept it even if it's 100 less.

Try the Elf on the Shelf menu? I did, but they were squiming in my mouth, yanking on my epiglottis. I had to spit them out.