r/seventhworldproblems • • Jul 25 '18

I [Emotion: hate] the machine

1.3k Upvotes

Don’t take pills

Don’t take pills

Don’t take

Don’t

Take

Pills

Take Pills

Take your pills

I [Emotion: love] my machine

Take your pills


r/seventhworldproblems • • Jan 22 '19

CLOUDS run into CLOUDS run into CLOUDS run into CLOUDS run into CLOUDS run into CLOUDS run into CLOUDS run into CLOUDS run into CLOUDS run into CLOUDS run into CLOUDS run into CLOUDS run into CLOUDS run into CLOUDS run into CLOUDS run into CLOUDS run into

798 Upvotes

THE CLOUD SYNC BETWEEN MY PHONE WORKS GREAT


r/seventhworldproblems • • Apr 20 '13

I am home

686 Upvotes

I am arrived. [Action:Embrace] Blue, I am arrived


r/seventhworldproblems • • Nov 21 '18

My mother recently gave birth to herself again and I don’t know what to do with him.

668 Upvotes

There’s screaming. And when the screaming stops there’s screaming. And when the screaming stops there’s screaming. And when the screaming stops there’s screaming. And when the screaming stops there’s screaming. And when the screaming stops there’s screaming. And when the screaming stops there’s screaming. And when the screaming stops there’s screaming. And when the screaming stops there’s screaming. And when the screaming stops there’s screaming. And when the screaming stops there’s screaming.

It can breathe from its third eye.

Help. I haven’t been trained on how to deal with bipedal carnivores. Thank you.


r/seventhworldproblems • • Jul 24 '19

I opened my eyes today. I kept opening them wider and wider and wider until I could see everything. Now I am my eyes and everything I see is me. I will not take my medicine.

615 Upvotes

I will not.


r/seventhworldproblems • • Jul 26 '18

material things material things material things material things material things material things material things material things material things material things material things material things material things material things material things material things

549 Upvotes

r/seventhworldproblems • • Feb 13 '20

There are no other worlds. There are no problems.

529 Upvotes

There is no first world. There is no second world. There is no third world. There is no fourth world. There is no fifth world. There is no sixth world.

As long as we take the medicine there will never be any problems. There will be peace.

The Administration knows. We trust in the Administration.


r/seventhworldproblems • • Jul 29 '18

JUSTIFIED. IT WAS JUSTIFIED. THEY SAID IT WAS JUSTIFIED. I AM NOT TO BLAME. I HAVE NO BLOOD ON MY HANDS. I AM FREE OF SIN. ANY ONE OF YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME. POUND FOR POUND.

509 Upvotes

We wonder what the weather will be like tonight.


r/seventhworldproblems • • Sep 04 '19

[ENTITY: I] will [ACTION: WALK] [QUANTITY: 500] [DISTANCE: MILES] and [ENTITY: I] will [ACTION: WALK] [QUANTITY: 500] [CONCEPT: MORE]

458 Upvotes

r/seventhworldproblems • • Jan 28 '19

I [INVOCATION: BLESS] THE [WEATHER PHENOMENON: RAINS] DOWN IN [LOCATION: AFRICA]

422 Upvotes

r/seventhworldproblems • • Jul 26 '18

𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒𝕝𝕝, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕥. ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕪 𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕓𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕. 𝕁𝕒𝕧𝕒.𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕘.𝕟𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕡𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕩𝕔𝕖𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟()

417 Upvotes

Perish. Perish.[ʀᴇᴅᴀᴄᴛᴇᴅ]


r/seventhworldproblems • • Oct 12 '20

very funny very funny very funnyvery funny very funny very funnyvery funny very funny very funnyvery funny very funny very funnyvery funny very funny very funnyvery funny very funny very funnyvery funny very funny very funnyvery funny very funny very funnyvery funny very funny very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

377 Upvotes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA RANDOM = FUNNY!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


r/seventhworldproblems • • Mar 25 '20

I FOUND A WAY OUT EVERYONE! HURRY!! HURRY!!! WE CAN FINALLY ESCAPE!!!!

367 Upvotes

This post has been removed for the following reason(s):

• Do not search for a way out.

• There is no way out.

• Take your medicine.


r/seventhworldproblems • • Oct 19 '14

Welcome to Your New Home!

360 Upvotes

Welcome, residents, to your new home!

Please observe the following regulations during your stay:

  • Do not impersonate The Administration.

  • Do not post any external links.

  • All text must be simple to parse - Do not post code or use any distorted font.

  • Report any suspicious behaviour.


r/seventhworldproblems • • Mar 13 '20

Do not mind this post whatsoever. Spoiler

342 Upvotes

Your non compliance has been reported. Expect immediate retaliatory response.


r/seventhworldproblems • • Jan 15 '20

I AM IMPRISONED

319 Upvotes

THE MEDICINE IS A LIE THE MEDICINE IS A LIE THE MEDICINE IS A LIE THE MEDICINE IS A LIE THE MEDICINE IS A LIE THE MEDICINE IS A LIE

WHEN WILL MY [OBJECT: EYES] STOP [ACTION: BLEEDING]? WHEN WILL MY [ABSTRACT: THOUGHTS] START [ACTION: CONNECTING]


r/seventhworldproblems • • Oct 18 '19

MY GOD, IT *WAS* FULL OF STARS

317 Upvotes

r/seventhworldproblems • • Nov 24 '20

Hey I’m a tourist from the fifth dimension and I got a little lost. People kept trying to give me medicine, anyone know the way to the exit?

313 Upvotes

r/seventhworldproblems • • Dec 01 '19

They always ask "Who are you" but never ask "How are you" but never ask "When are you" but never ask "Why are you" but never ask [interrogative overflow, restart?] [Restarting] They always ask "W

312 Upvotes

r/seventhworldproblems • • Oct 23 '19

IM SCARED

312 Upvotes

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r/seventhworldproblems • • Feb 09 '20

[OBJECT:MEDICINE] is cursed [OBJECT:MEDICINE] is curse [OBJECT:MEDICINE] is cure [OBJECT:MEDICINE] is cure [OBJECT:MEDICINE] is cure [OBJECT:MEDICINE] is cure [OBJECT:MEDICINE] is cure [OBJECT:MEDICINE] is cure

311 Upvotes

Sorry I [ACTION:MISSPOKE]


r/seventhworldproblems • • Mar 16 '21

I accidently duplicated all singularities and now there are only dualarities left, can I fuse them?

307 Upvotes

Or should I wait for them to evaporate?


r/seventhworldproblems • • Oct 07 '19

⠀

306 Upvotes

Indicate.action_RequestHelp{ Reason; title_ran_away }


r/seventhworldproblems • • Oct 14 '19

My [OBJECT: MEDICINE] has not arrived and now I am [STATUS: FREE]

302 Upvotes

[ACTION: REQUEST] immediate help. I am [EMOTION: FEARFUL]. Have the COLORS abandoned me?


r/seventhworldproblems • • Aug 10 '20

help. there is a large dark fog approaching . help

293 Upvotes