r/oneliners • u/Gusto88 • 19h ago
r/oneliners • u/hduc • 27d ago
New way of removing bad posts!
We have a new bot that removes all posts that get downvoted! This should make it even easier for you get bad posts removed.
This was a suggestion by u/caffeinedrinker, so thank them for coming up with it.
The bot removes posts if they are downvoted to -2 within the first 6 hours of posting. Reddit doesn't show any lower score than 0, but apparently the bot has some way of telling that X people have down voted it. Then the bot removes it. It will do this check to posts going forward.
We can adjust the bot a bit, so if anyone thinks they have a suggestion, then send us a modmail. Please still report other kinds of rule breaking content.
So get voting!
r/oneliners • u/DeAnnaTereshkova • 1d ago
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
r/oneliners • u/incredibleinkpen • 2d ago
When you're my age every birthday party is a surprise birthday party
r/oneliners • u/Gusto88 • 3d ago
Went out with a dyslexic girl once, can't believe on the first date she cooked my sock.
r/oneliners • u/dunderthrowaway3 • 3d ago
I've been taking steps to get over my hiking addiction, but I'm not out of the woods yet.
r/oneliners • u/incredibleinkpen • 3d ago
My friend asked me why I walked like a robot, so I answered her straight back
r/oneliners • u/DeAnnaTereshkova • 4d ago
I'm not a big fan of furniture hunting, but I do love the thrill of the chaise.
r/oneliners • u/richlife4evr • 4d ago
In my opinion, the appropriate response to being called an asshole is to rebutthole
r/oneliners • u/incredibleinkpen • 4d ago
AA meetings for small people are just AAA meetings
r/oneliners • u/simmo28 • 5d ago
Keith Richards didn't celebrate christmas as a child as Jesus wasn't born yet.
r/oneliners • u/DeAnnaTereshkova • 6d ago
For a necrophiliac, love could be just around the coroner.
r/oneliners • u/FlaccidCatsnark • 5d ago
People got away with murder when they didn't choose caucus as the collective noun for crows.
r/oneliners • u/Sayva_See • 6d ago
My mother used to always say “If you don’t have anything nice to say, fuck off.”
r/oneliners • u/sfarx • 7d ago
Plumbers think they have a flawless system, but I’ve seen cracks.
r/oneliners • u/Gusto88 • 6d ago
Just met the man that invented windowsills, what a ledge.
r/oneliners • u/DeAnnaTereshkova • 7d ago