I found this in the library in my town. I don't know why the author even got the idea of teaching us Polish swear words?? Is there any chance I will hear these phrases in Poland?

I'm polish and I can't even read that

Can someone explain?

Recently one Polish politician wanted to inform the public he doesn’t believe in renewables (OZE - Odnawialne Źródła Energii) so he called them OZE - SrOZE. Which made me think that you can add SR- to anything to make it sound irrelevant, stupid or irritating. For example if your kid asks you for umpteenth time what are your plans for their birthday, you could say “Urodziny-srurodziny. Daj mi święty spokój! (Assuming you are a terrible parent ;)). Prefix SR comes from “srać” which means “to shit”.

What would you add SR- to today? I would say: Kalorie-sralorie. Zjem dzisiaj to ciastko i nic mnie nie powstrzyma!

What is the case of those word in the meme? I understand it means “Me whole day / Me whole night”, but why the second one seem to be accusative / instrumental case? Thanks for helping anyway. Dziękuję bardzo.

(I found this facebook post on my feed. Literally me these days)

Also. During my 1st week in Poland I went to Auchan and asked for wypierdala instead of wieprzowina... And it took me 4 years to finally figure out the difference between dziewięć and dziesięć cos I'd always forget who's what 😆

Who has the map of this meme :) ?

Dzień dobry! My name is Yana, I’m 22 years old. I’m looking for a study partner to learn Polish together. I only can read and understand some simple phrases/words/structures but I can’t speak at all. I want to practice more! I have some books that can help us practicing. We can read aloud and send voice messages to each other to motivate learn Polish more often, we can send voice messages or have a call in order to practice speaking, we can learn grammar together and send again voice messages with saying all conjugations of each Polish verb. Let’s learn this language together! I’m open to any idea that you have :)

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My mum went for a walk next to our artificial lake (zalew) and wanted to tell me there is a competition (zawody) in cold plunge there. Cold plunge in Polish is morsowanie (from mors - a walrus). The autocorrect kept changing it to mordowanie (murdering). So she ended up cheerfully informing me there is a competition in murdering next to our lake. I thought it’s a funny language mistake.

One PIERÓG per child - is correct Also, I often see the word "pierogis" appearing a lot, and I couldn't be more puzzeled about this.