r/justrealized • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '20
r/justrealized • u/[deleted] • May 24 '11
I Just Realized why Hometown Buffet has large mirrors along where the food trays are
So you'll notice how fat you are when getting food so you'll get less and leave earlier! Maybe see how much food you're piling onto your plate so you'll feel guilty and ashamed.
Think of how much money they save on so many thousands of people not going back for that second or third plate? It seems like some underhanded corporate psychological trick!
I wonder if other buffet places have mirrors like this?
r/justrealized • u/_Rope_ • Jul 17 '11
I just realized that if we all knew sign language talking in clubs/concerts would not be such a pain in the ass
r/justrealized • u/matclc • Jun 14 '11
I just realized dragons wouldn't have to brush their teeth.
Because of the fire... So there's that.
r/justrealized • u/Iamfivebears • May 25 '11
I just realized that the word "cigarette" is just "cigar" with "ette" (a prefix meaning little) on the end
r/justrealized • u/CorbinFox • May 24 '11
I just realized that IHOP stands for International House of Pancakes.
I am slow.
r/justrealized • u/leveque • Aug 13 '11
I just realized I've been missing out on a cool Reddit feature... for over 2 years now!
r/justrealized • u/Odogonmc • Dec 16 '19
Just realized this is more for keeping your pen from rolling, rather than clipping it to something.
r/justrealized • u/Rocketbird • May 24 '11
I just realized that we wouldn't have seasons if the earth wasn't tilted.
The sunlight would always hit at the same angle, and there would be no winter to speak of. The seasons would be determined by how close to the equator you were, with summer at the equator, spring/fall in the middle latitudes, and winter at the poles. o_o whoa.
r/justrealized • u/carmillivanilli • Aug 20 '16
IJR that "howdy" is derived from "How d'y (a do?)
r/justrealized • u/kaykay678 • Jan 27 '20
Pink Drink at Starbucks is just a pretty Caprisun
r/justrealized • u/whothef_isgary • Oct 11 '18
when i was a kid i found a razor blade in my moms jewelry box, took it, used it for cutting for years. it took me until tonight, over a decade, to realize that was an odd place to find a razor blade and wonder whether she had it for the same reason
r/justrealized • u/orange_monk • Jun 02 '19
I just realised I enjoy Reddit ONLY when I'm stoned.
I'm an extremely judgemental person when sober. I never saw it... Until about five minutes ago.
Bc, I'm stoned and started psycho-analysing why I didn't do this more often. 'This' being, Reddit.
I'm a horrible person.
Basically, I have a shit ton of brain mods....chuckles
r/justrealized • u/mattlaaaaaax • Dec 06 '18
I just realized that Patrick Star ask squidward “is mayonnaise an instrument” because he mixed up the words instrument and condiment
r/justrealized • u/OrdenMace • Feb 18 '19
Steam is named Steam because it's made by Valve.
r/justrealized • u/ezmaewatson • Nov 09 '18
Dumbass
I just realised I've been saying aNphibians instead of amphibians for over 40 years. I'm a librarian.
r/justrealized • u/GuacMan74 • Jun 03 '18
Gorillaz and Blur have the same lead singer
How tf did I not know this???
r/justrealized • u/fulloffantasies • Sep 27 '17
IJR popular Halloween songs that talk about monsters gathering together to have parties celebrating Halloween... is because people dress up like monsters and go to Halloween parties.
I was wondering where that concept of Wolfman, Frankenstein's Monster, Dracula and Mummy getting together to have these monster parties came from.
Then I was like "well people have costume parties ..."
click
r/justrealized • u/weegeemontage • Apr 10 '15
IJR that Wojak is not a black-white version of Patrick Stewart's face.
r/justrealized • u/Binsi • Feb 24 '15
IJR That they call it the "news" because it's new.
The English language is amazing.
r/justrealized • u/DoomTay • Jun 07 '14
IJR a good way to establish that a fantasy setting is not the protagonist's imagination is to have a scene in that setting before the protagonist sets foot there.
Works best if there is some kind of war going on. So you have some big fight going on. Sword clashes, and people asking "who can help us turn things around?". Cut to the protagonist on Earth/the real world/whatever doing whatever.
r/justrealized • u/Tigerfairy • Jun 14 '13
IJR this is the only NYC world trade center I'll see in "real life" (from /r/pics)
r/justrealized • u/[deleted] • Feb 21 '13
IJR that the reason why the first episode of a TV show is called a 'pilot' is because it's just like the 'pilot light' that lights a stove (in this case, a series).
Definitely not a reference to dudes who fly planes.
r/justrealized • u/Mrsocks132 • Aug 31 '19
Too deep?
If a cteator of a game breaks the rules. The players will think there selfish if they dont warn/kick/ban themselfs. But they would find it stupod if they did it to themselfs