Every time somebody posts a comment with just "relevant xkcd" the bot replies with "irrelevant xkcd" that links to a random xkcd page.

Gonna keep it short and simple. Due to /r/RequestABot being bigger and there being no point in this subreddit, we are officially merged with them. This subreddit will stay as it is for archiving purposes.

I hope this is for the best!

It would go to Deleted comments that have been commented upon and ask the person who commented upon it if they remember what the deleted comment was.

That's all I want. That's all I've ever wanted.

I've subscribed to /r/dadjokes, and the comments section of every post are a mess of classic dad-joke-responses to every day statements.

For example, someone might post a dad joke:

Kid: Ugh, I think there's something in my shoe.

Dad: I'm pretty sure it's a foot!

The first comment will invariably be:

Hi pretty sure it's a foot, I'm Dad!

In this way, a commenter makes a dad joke on the OP.

What I'd love is a bot that recognises the word "I'm" in the comments to a post, and then posts the suitable response (i.e. 'Hi "__", I'm Dad!'. Not in /r/dadjokes, but in other major threads.

Hello everyone! After noticing several similiar requests, I've gone ahead and created a "simple" bot that will post on a particular account either once weekly or once daily. It was created using jReddit by karan and Swing. The source is available on my github, although it is undocumented its pretty straightforward, with a tiny bit of API calls and a great amount of GUI work.

Screenshots

Link to github: https://github.com/Tjstretchalot/Autoposter

Link to binary: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0By7ygcQvS52lc2FGcmFIREdfNVU

Example:

I think many RES users know the feeling when they can't check a pic by just pressing the button next to the link, when they are from places like photobucket. It'd be amazing if we could get a bot that just, downloads these pics, puts them on imgur and provides us with a link.

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Any time someone says 'Alot' instead of a lot, it links a picture of an Alot.

I am a mod for /r/GamingSaves and we would like a bot that would go to all of the links in the sub and report back with an analysis of the file using VirusTotal

Basic idea: I have an account that I want a few users to be able to use at the same time, but I don't want to hand out the password to the account.

I want the "bot" to log in and post a comment given a comment's permalink (from which the fullname can be extracted, right?), and two different fields for the text. These three fields can be populated by a small front-end with a form consisting of an input box for each.

I attempted to do this myself by using some rudimentary javascript (I'm not a JS or front-end programmer, nor do I have any real knowledge of the web technology stack), but according to my understanding of what is in this link, reddit's API doesn't work too well with JS. After this, I'm at a loss about how to proceed.

So I gave in and here I am asking for assistance.

It's just a tad inconvenient to have to open a tab and google the grade ages. An example would be: 'she's in 6th grade' and the bot could reply '6th grade is 11-12 yr olds'

I'd like to do a subreddit for a cities photos and would need something that automated posts a few pics per day from my archive as posts - anyone? Linux as base, so Python/Perl/Node/C/whatever works

Basically, in an episode of Agents of SHIELD recently, a henchman said 'hail hydra' and the big bad said "Put your arms down, Krakinski, you look like a West Texas cheerleader at a pep rally".

What I'd really like is a bot that looks for comments containing 'hail hydra' and replies to them saying "Put your arms down, Krakinski, you look like a West Texas cheerleader at a pep rally". Would that be easily doable?

I'd like it to function in as many subreddits as possible, but if that isn't realistic for any reason, I'd mainly want it to work in a select few.

Thanks in advance!

Basically like Wikibot, but specifically for IMDB and people (and / or other entries). Could this be done?

Half the time on some of my subs, I see names that I've never heard of

Could be useful for movie and entertainment subs.

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/pager/

Idea: A bot that creates a thread in the /r/geology subreddit whenever an earthquake strikes with an MMI of 7 (VII). The submit should then be a link to the relevant assessment on the PAGER alert page.

Context: The PAGER alert is a tool that automatically creates (and updates) a report on the economic and humane losses whenever an earthquake strikes anywhere on the planet. The MMI is the Modified Mercali Intensity, which is a measurement of how heavily an earthquake affects any civilisation. E.g. an earthquake in the middle of the ocean can easily have a 7 on the richter scale and have no impact at all, while an earthquake with a 6 on the richter scale in e.g. haiti can have a devastating effect. The Mercali index does take all relevant factors into account.

Responds to comments that include the text "Gandalf" with: Gandalf Ghandalf

... ideally would respond to any child responses which include strings such as "Fuck off", "shut up", etc, with "Oh. Ok." and then ignores that subreddit.

I want a IRC bot for my IRC channel that posts a message and link to a new post in the subreddits i have chosen to follow.

If I want to follow /r/GlobalOffensive/ it should post a message and a link to the new post in the subreddit in the irc channel

Hello everybody my name is Cocainetip and I would like someone to turn me into a bot.

What I will do: If anybody says "+/u/cocainetip (Variable)Oz. Cocaine" this bot will say "[Verified]: (Gifters Name) - > (Recipient of gift) Cocaine (Variable)Oz.

What happens next: If someone's has the talent to code me I will give you my password so you can control this account or delete it (Whatever has to be done for it to work)

Often times in the comments or submissions mobile links are copy/pasted and they are really annoying on a desktop PC. It would be nice if there was a bot that detected them and replied with a correct link.

Is it possible to make a bot that will detect when someone with over 10,000 karma makes a comment or post, then adds them to a subreddit's 'approved submitters' list?