Nuff Said.

I've noticed how people really do look through girls historys to try and find if they have any gonewild submissions. Why not a bot (that when summoned) Does it for them?

The reply should say "Shut up broom"

When someone complains about a repost (match to several common phrases) the RCB pastes the following:

"Hi! Reposts are a sign that that you're spending an unhealthy amount of time on the internet. Do yourself a favor and take an N break. When you come back maybe things will feel fresh again."

The first time RCB "dings" you N is 15 minutes. Every time after that N doubles for that user - so it goes 30 minutes, 1 hour, 2 hours, etc.

The side benefit is that it encourages complainers to f off for a while.

could someone make a bot that searches for steam keys?

Title says it all. Any help?

Hi all,

I'm after a little help here. I'm a dev myself with a couple years experience but have never written in Python before. I'm in need of a bot that does the following:

• Searches all subreddit posts or comments

• When certain pre-defined (hardcoded) strings are detected, make a post in my private subreddit with a link to that comment/post

• Won't repeat the same posts/comments (do I need a cron job for this?)

I'd like help writing it, if possible, not just someone to write it for me :)

The question I'd like it to ask is: "1. What do you think made you want to be a scientist/engineer? 2. Could you tell me a little about your parents? 3. What was your childhood like?"

If it could somehow record the response, or maybe just pm it to a mailing list, that would be extra cool.

I've just made this novelty account because trolls really piss me off. I wanted to do something that might piss off a few trolls, but that in the end wouldn't really be doing any serious harm. Here's the idea I came up with. I think the beauty of this idea is that it wouldn't simply be my discretion as to who is targeted, but that it would respond to the feelings of the community at large.

I want a bot that I can assign to track certain users, users that seem to be actual trolls. By that I mean, people who seem to regularly and frequently make posts with the express intention of upsetting other people. After a user has been flagged to be tracked by this bot, it would make a post in response to anything that that person posts. The post would be something along the lines of the following.

Notice: This user has been identified as a potential troll. Remember that trolls are acting negatively simply for the attention. If this post is negative or otherwise offensive in nature, it is recommended that that you neither down-vote, up-vote, nor respond to it in anyway.

and then

If the post in question is not negative or otherwise offensive, please down-vote this bot. If the post by this bot receives a net -5 karma, then this post will delete itself. If a high percentage of posts following this user start getting deleted, the user will be classified as no longer a troll, and the bot will no longer track this user.

I think this idea is good for several reasons. The post itself is harmless and non-offensive, but will be highly irritating to actual trolls. If, by accident, a user is misidentified as a troll, then it should be fairly easy for the user to lose the bot. Furthermore, an actual troll, in order to lose the bot, must practice making kind and positive posts, which might just help them grow into a better person (but I wont hold my breath).

Anyway, that's my idea. I understand if it might be a bit controversial, as the idea itself is borderline troll behavior, but I've attempted to make it as respectful and democratic as possible. I have zero programming ability, so if anyone at all is willing to help me with this I would really appreciate it. Just throwing this out there to see what people say.

Bot should reply with:

Attention! Please keep in mind that the OP of this thread has chosen to mark this post with the [Serious] fedoras only tag, therefore any replies that are not jokes, puns, off-topic, or are otherwise non-contributory will be removed.

If you see others posting comments that violate this tag, please report them to the mods!

Thanks for your cooperation and enjoy the discussion!

I AMA bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

Someone please create a bot that will reply, with a correction, to comments or posts containing an erroneous use of the phrase "As a/an ______" etc.

Examples:

1. "As a college student, this is so annoying."

Intended meaning: "this annoys me because I'm a college student"

Actual meaning: "This thing that annoys me is a college student."

2. "As a woman, never say this to me."

Intended meaning: "never say this to a woman."

Actual meaning: "if you're a woman, never say this to me."

3. "As an atheist, this is so stupid."

Intended meaning: "I'm an atheist, so I think this is stupid."

Actual meaning: "This thing is stupid, and it's also an atheist."

This error is rampant on Reddit, and it makes my brain scream every time I see it.

I'm not sure this is even possible, but I can dream, dammit.

Need a bot that replies to any comment that contains the word "Hieneken" with "FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!"

Hi, Im from the dogecoin community and have an idea!I want to make a bot thats welcomes new people and sends them some dogecoin and how to get started! Why cant i do it myself? I am n000b on python. Hosting? I am going to host it on my raspberry pi. Send me a pm if your intrested.

i.e. the first time Hitler is brought up in response to a post (that is not, in itself (literally) about Hitler). Godwin's Law on Wiki.

e.g.

Catfiend1997:

That bacon-hating cat is literally Hitler.

GodwinBot:

Congratulations, you are literally the first comment on this post to mention Hitler. You have fulfilled Godwin's Law in (x*) steps.

*x = depth of comments from original post.

Would it be possible for a bot to search comments for repeated questions, and post the OP's answers so that they don't have to? I have no experience with coding, although I do want to learn.

Or a bot that makes gifs into HTML5 vids

aware future enter attraction station books bow fanatical beneficial mighty

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I would like to have a bot that posts this "REEEEEEEEEED!", every time someone mentions House Reed in ASOIAF or Gameofthrones!

Specifically: Patriarchy La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo.

As a Metal Gear Solid fan I think this would be a laugh.

Basically, it's just a stupid bot commenting on anyone talking about "rocks" ( maybe just on /r/funny and /r/adviceanimals to avoid useless spamming ), the bot would comment "Jesus Christ [username] ! They're minerals !".

Can anyone help me with that ? :D

Thanks

I dream of a bot that would locate posts marked giveaway and compare the amount of comments to the amount of upvotes and remind people to upvote the OP by posting a message early and giving a small amount of dogecoins to the OP.

Example: "Thanks for the giveaway! +/u/dogecoin (5, 10, 25?) doge verify

(P.S. As always, upvote OP, they're giving you their dogecoins!)"

I see so many giveaways where there are 100 participants but only 10 upvotes :/

Any help is appreciated, a guide on making one would be a good read! Thanks, /u/fliper7der.

A bot that responds to every comment with the phrase "I am [something]..." with the reply "Hi [something], I'm Dad".

Relevant to /r/dadjokes

If you could do this to my account /u/TrueBC I will love you forever. I will also advertise this sub.