r/TraditionalCurses • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '16
May you always realize that in your haste to take a dump in a public bathroom with a long line that you forgot to pee
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/10percentSinTax • Nov 21 '16
May you be forever cursed to shit through your nipples.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/crapforbrains553 • Mar 06 '22
May you be unable to say any word that starts with n except the n word
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/Wayy0 • Feb 12 '17
Traditional Curses
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May the bus have to stop at every single stop and wait for a slow customer
r/TraditionalCurses • u/[deleted] • Mar 14 '20
May you outlive everyone you know, before succumbing to cov-19 yourself
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/rayaarya • Dec 21 '20
What you do will come back to you. May you, your family, and the fascist state you serve be punished for all the innocent lives you’ve taken.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/10percentSinTax • Jan 27 '20
Tongue anus, tongue anus, tongue anus! Always the same tongue anus! I curse all anus tongue posters to have their ani split at 45°
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/someguy7734206 • Aug 08 '17
May you swallow a black widow spider in your sleep, and may it bite you from inside.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/BenRayfield • Sep 17 '19
May an alligator who happens to be a ventriloquist give you a long distance blowjob
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/[deleted] • Sep 18 '15
May your Instagram posts never cross 11 likes.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/someguy7734206 • Dec 28 '15
May you die a prime number of seconds before the new year.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '18
May you always be attacked by magic donkeys
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '16
May you step on a Lego piece while your feet are bare.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/ImObsessedwithCallie • Apr 14 '18
May you never be random
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Because random doesn’t equal funny
r/TraditionalCurses • u/Whitefirered • Oct 15 '20
Every Time You Look at a Girls Ass You Will Unintentionally Get a Boner.
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Yes this curse will affect your life, at the greatest level. Good luck not looking like a creep.
r/TraditionalCurses • u/PM_YOUR-SMALL_TITS_ • Sep 01 '15
May you always read my username and do as it says.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/Froggylv_1 • Jul 11 '23
May the
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May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
r/TraditionalCurses • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '16
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May your yawns always be interrupted.
r/TraditionalCurses • u/OTheaAdrestia • Dec 15 '17
May you recognize that you're are alone and no one wants you.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/SittingInFear • Oct 17 '15
May you become blind from masturbating too much.
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A common myth is that masturbation will make you blind and cause hairy palms especially if you do it too much.
r/TraditionalCurses • u/BenRayfield • May 05 '18
may the possible future you most prefer always be worse than reality
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/SittingInFear • Sep 23 '16
May you get infected by crabs that can only be cured by bathing your privates in sulfuric acid.
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