r/TraditionalCurses • u/Maxicorne • Aug 25 '15
May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/One_For_Twenty • Aug 26 '15
May your mother come to talk to you, and then leave your door slightly ajar, so that you have to get up and close it.
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Hey thanks for the gold, it's my first gilding!
r/TraditionalCurses • u/theo96 • Aug 25 '15
May every sock you wear be slightly rotated, just enough for it to be uncomfortable.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/[deleted] • Aug 26 '15
May your article load that little extra bit as you're about to click a link so you click an ad instead
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/500_Days_Of_Soma • Aug 25 '15
May both sides of your pillow be warm.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/busdriverjoe • Sep 29 '15
May your chair produce a sound similar to a fart, but only once, such that you cannot reproduce it to prove that it was just the chair.
467
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/metagloria • Aug 26 '15
May you forever feel your cell phone vibrating in the pocket it's not even in.
428
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/AnakinSkyflyer • Sep 07 '15
May You Always Get Up From Your Computer With Your Headphones Still Attached.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/koalaoftheko • Aug 25 '15
May your life be as pleasant as you are.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/busdriverjoe • Oct 01 '15
May you press A too hastily and be forced to speak with the nurse at the Pokemon Center all over again.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/Korg_Leaf • Aug 25 '15
May you not be able to gain an erection without thinking about Peter Dinklage
327
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/psychellicious • Aug 30 '15
May you never remember these curses when you try to.
310
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/SittingInFear • Aug 15 '15
May your mother call you during every orgasm.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/drolra • Sep 04 '18
May your fitted sheet be put on wrong and when you turn it ninety degrees, it still be wrong.
281
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '17
May the audio be slightly off sync from the video you are trying to watch.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/mattwandcow • Jan 23 '16
May you see your typo only after yuo hit send
246
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/matap821 • Aug 25 '15
May every NSFW link you click turn out to be NSFL NSFW
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/[deleted] • Aug 26 '15
May you always hit Caps Lock instead of the 'a' key.
238
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/Respheal • Oct 22 '15
May the page always load right as you hit the back button.
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/Mental_Mine • Jun 14 '20
May you never be able to immediately tell whether your drying clothes are slightly damp or just cold.
209
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r/TraditionalCurses • u/fritzbitz • Oct 05 '20
May your inbox always read (1) even though you've read all the messages.
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