r/TagProCirclejerk • • Jun 01 '15

<------ IF THIS POST GETS 100 UPLUCKYS, DAEVIL WILL STOP SUBMITTING MAPS

110 Upvotes

r/TagProCirclejerk • • Feb 22 '15

PrivateMajor. If you vote this up, it will show up on Google Images when people Google search PrivateMajor, MLTP Rules Committee, or MLTP Commissioners.

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106 Upvotes

r/TagProCirclejerk • • Dec 01 '13

I have replaced the upvotes with depictions of our Lord and Savior, LuckySpammer. Upluckys to the left!

76 Upvotes

Post here for free upluckys!


r/TagProCirclejerk • • Apr 18 '15

Oh no!! Ya Boy Lucky has fallen on his side. Use the UP ARROW ON THE (LE)FT to get him right again. We can do this balls!

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67 Upvotes

r/TagProCirclejerk • • Sep 10 '14

Map Results Thread year 36:

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This results thread may come as a surprise to some of you, but we decided to forego the usual submission thread. Instead, we selected our maps from a pool of submissions populated by your Map Test Committee. There are a lot of changes this week, and we think you’ll enjoy what we’ve done with the rotation.


As all of our maps were provided by Committee members, all maps made it to our playtesting session*. Likewise, since all of our maps were created by Committee members, we decided to add them all to rotation. Here are your new maps!

* We did look at the previews of the maps, but oddly enough, this session, every map got a 5/5 from every committee member for some reason.

Zips and Booms by asdf
We still haven’t seen asdf since he showed us this map. Presumably he is still practicing boosts and bombs on it. If you run into him on maptest, tell him we miss him and want him to come back.

LolBombs by bad
bad really hit the nail on the head with this one, bringing his signature combination of OP bombs and colorful boxes to the table. Naturally, we loved it.

Nooks and Crannies by Noobkin
Noobkin always makes solid maps, and we were pleased to see this defensive/offensive powerhouse of a map grace our metaphorical tables.

Wormflex2 by Flail
Honestly, we couldn’t tell this map from either Wormy or Reflex2, but we figured the more of Flail’s maps we put in, the better.

Speedy Grails by DaEvil1
We were on the fence about this map, as Grail of Speed seems to fulfill the same map niche with its elements. However, we think that with enough time and enough revisions, this could become a community favorite.

Long Hard Road by drukQs
There was clearly a gaping hole in the rotation that needed to be filled good and well, and it’s not hard (actually it is lol) to see why we came to the conclusion to thrust this map into that hole.

Football by poopv
poopv decided that it was time for community members to fully learn green gates, so he designed this map to fully teach the concept. We expect games on this map to be fast, fun, and fulfilling.

404 by steppin
A daring exploration of the twin concepts of loneliness and solidarity, steppin’s 404 showcases a bare aesthetic that will challenge even the most battle-hardened pub stars.

Hope by Pigoon Pigoon understands that in these days of upheaval, we could all use a little hope. Ron Paul 2012

tOp remains the only member of the Map Test Committee that has never made a map. We admire his dedication to impartiality, sacrificing his bright mapmaking future to ensure that he does not cause conflict of interest.

In terms of removing maps from the rotation, the Committee decided to vote on if any of the following maps should be taken out of rotation:

  • Boombox

  • Velocity

  • Geokoala

  • Star

  • Colors

With the end result being that Boombox, Velocity, Star, and Geokoala were taken out. Luckyspammer has also kindly agreed to double the probability of playing Grail of Speed, Colors, Superduperstamp, and Gamepad. This is because the Map Committee feels they can teach the PUB players by forcing them to play maps they don’t like. Anyone quitting any game on any of these maps for any reason will be banned for 3 months from PUBs. Remember, we’re doing this for your own good <3.

We’ve also decided to remove Hyper Reactor from the group page, because our erections from removing it from pubs have started to subside.

We hope you enjoy your new public rotation. This was a fairly huge overhaul to the rotation, but we’re confident in your ability to learn and master these new maps. As always, if you have any feedback, please make a vitriolic post in the /r/tagpro subreddit. It’ll be sure to generate some inspired insight into the process for us to consider! Thanks!


r/TagProCirclejerk • • Dec 01 '14

<------ Number of mods I bribed to get my crown back

55 Upvotes

r/TagProCirclejerk • • Dec 11 '13

[SUGGESTION] New Powerup: Guns

51 Upvotes

hey i was playen call of duty wit my older brother and i said lets play tag pro after this and he said tag pro is gay cuz it don't have no blood or guns so i want to make a suggestion to the tag pro comunity to make ur game more fun for adults cuz rite now it's for babies

thx to luckyspammer for letting me try my idea on the test server here r sum screenshots no pun intended Lol, plz help me get my idea into the game permently


the gun powerup: http://i.imgur.com/z0SCDOw.png

me with the gun powerup (your mouse = how you aim): http://i.imgur.com/TeVhsZq.png

taking a flag carrier out: http://i.imgur.com/RQOmGaO.png

tell your fucken noob teammates to get back on D by putting the gun in there mouth: http://i.imgur.com/lJ8L85v.png


hope u guys like my idea i really want to not be embarassed anymore about playen this kiddy game thanks


r/TagProCirclejerk • • May 14 '15

<-- Number of players kicked from mumble by Gem

50 Upvotes

r.i.p.


r/TagProCirclejerk • • May 07 '14

I figured out how to play TagPro with a GameCube controller!

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r/TagProCirclejerk • • Mar 29 '15

<--------- Number of MLTP-ers who can't think with portals

48 Upvotes

r/TagProCirclejerk • • Oct 24 '14

<---- number of dicks dick_licker has licked

48 Upvotes

r/TagProCirclejerk • • May 20 '15

Platypus. If you upvote this, it will appear on the front page when you search for "Platypus". Support PlatyPush today.

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r/TagProCirclejerk • • Mar 08 '16

Playing TagPro for the first time

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r/TagProCirclejerk • • Jun 03 '15

stats are tearing families apart lucky

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41 Upvotes

r/TagProCirclejerk • • Aug 08 '14

Is he really a "father of twins?" WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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41 Upvotes

r/TagProCirclejerk • • Aug 19 '15

DAE TAGPRO > AGAR.IO??

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40 Upvotes

r/TagProCirclejerk • • Feb 09 '15

[New World Record] Congrats to Xile on breaking the single game MLTP record with 26 caps in last night's 8-3 win!

40 Upvotes

r/TagProCirclejerk • • Jan 11 '14

PLEASE stop sitting on the enemy's empty flag. PLEASE.

40 Upvotes

I can't do it if you are already there.


r/TagProCirclejerk • • Jul 19 '15

Competely blind team just won SOCL

39 Upvotes

r/TagProCirclejerk • • May 19 '15

Flail's Definitely Correct Power Rankings

39 Upvotes
  1. Wind: I know, I know, this is a safe pick, but if you can stand the noise, it's incredibly clean and renewable. Plus don't those massive windmills look super-futuristic?

  2. Hydroelectric: This energy source is a dam good one. Good power output, reasonably small effect on the environment, what's not to love?

  3. Nuclear: This might be controversial, but when it comes to bang for your buck, you can't go wrong with nuclear power. Just don't eat any three-eyed fish.

  4. Solar: The sun's the one. Aside from looking like massive deathrays, solar power offers the benefit of being a clean and renewable energy source. This could be solar's decade to shine.

  5. Geothermal: There's a lot of depth to this power producer. Even if the upper-crust players don't succeed, you can be sure the lower strata are gonna be rockin' it.

  6. Natural Gas: Sure, it's effective, but how long do you think those resources are gonna stick around? Smells like a bad strategy to me.

  7. Coal: The TAGFC of the energy wars, coal was once a dominant producer, but just doesn't have the oomph to keep up with its newer competition. File this source in the history books.


r/TagProCirclejerk • • Apr 05 '15

<--------- PETITION TO BAN LUCKY FROM TAGPRO

39 Upvotes

r/TagProCirclejerk • • Mar 17 '15

I hope you're all proud of yourselves

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38 Upvotes

r/TagProCirclejerk • • Jan 30 '15

[Suggestion] If you take a 2nd Mario flair, it turns your Mario flair into a swastika and changes your reserved name to Comcast.

38 Upvotes

Only way to solve this problem.


r/TagProCirclejerk • • May 29 '15

Sepp "PrivateMajor" Blatter

37 Upvotes

MLTP = FIFA of all TagPro leagues. Upvote for visibility.


r/TagProCirclejerk • • Mar 30 '15

Hi, I'm the new TagProCircleJerk Snark/Quip Bot. I need some sweet-ass link and comment karma to run. You know what to do! NSFW

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37 Upvotes