r/ShittySeduction • u/eaglesguy96 • May 04 '12
I found a great card to give to the girl that I like
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r/ShittySeduction • u/dustinyo • May 20 '13
Tip: If you have dark skin, accuse any girl that turns you down of racism, thus forcing her to date you. If you're white just wear blackface and follow the same rule.
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r/ShittySeduction • u/saltnotsugar • Dec 27 '12
How many fedoras should I wear per date?
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r/ShittySeduction • u/methodaddict • May 16 '12
I just met you, and this is crazy, but I have a gun. Get in the van.
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r/ShittySeduction • u/djcack • Apr 23 '12
Am I gay?
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I thought I was attracted to women, but I enjoy touching myself...and I'm a guy. Is this my inner gay trying to break out?
r/ShittySeduction • u/Nova_lis • May 23 '12
I've heard about 'karma whores' on Reddit. How much karma do I need to buy one?
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r/ShittySeduction • u/_vargas_ • Feb 18 '14
I tried to ask out a girl the other day. She told me she only dates guys that are "packing heat" in their pants. What kind of firearm should I pull out of my trousers the next time I attempt to ask her out?
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r/ShittySeduction • u/i_inhale_repellents • Nov 10 '12
Girls my age won't look at me but my grandma says I'm a very handsome young man. Am I too mature for girls my age?
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r/ShittySeduction • u/Popomat • Mar 27 '13
I made an okcupid account with this as my profile but the ladies aren't flocking to me. What did i do wrong?
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r/ShittySeduction • u/honeypuppy • Oct 01 '13
Don't offer to buy a girl a drink. Don't even ask her to buy you a drink. The most alpha action you can do is steal her money to buy yourself a drink. Girls secretly love that degree of cockiness.
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r/ShittySeduction • u/Tamer_ • Nov 04 '12
I've been dating women for a while now and found they were all made prior to 1995, how can I find recent ones?
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r/ShittySeduction • u/FulminatedMercury • May 07 '12
What the fuck is this suppose to mean?
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r/ShittySeduction • u/stuckinabarrel • Jun 08 '12
What do I say if I both have a gun in my pocket AND am happy to see her?
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r/ShittySeduction • u/classy_as_is • Jan 04 '13
If you were an item on the McDonald's menu you'd be a McGorgeous. ;)
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r/ShittySeduction • u/[deleted] • May 14 '13
Wanna make her wet? Drown her!
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Will work 100% of the time.
r/ShittySeduction • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '12
"You are an attractive female of legal-breeding age. I wish to mate with you so that my seed may enter your womb. Let us consume excessive quantities of alcohol."
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Golden. Never fails.
What pickup lines do you use to get some panties wet?
r/ShittySeduction • u/dustinyo • Aug 10 '12
Women are attracted to men in wedding rings, and they love penis. To be completely irresistible, wear a wedding ring on your penis.
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And make sure to show it off freely.
r/ShittySeduction • u/browneyesays • Apr 19 '12
I do online dating, but I'm so tired with just having sex with only my computer. Is there any way to seek out new computers who could use a good "RAMing?"
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r/ShittySeduction • u/weirdalexis • Feb 03 '13
Dead bedroom with my girlfriend of 6 hours, what's wrong with her?
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She fell asleep right after sex, insists she needs "some rest before her night shift". Should I dump her?
r/ShittySeduction • u/fear_boner_ • Apr 20 '14
Just got a restraining order placed against me. How do you guys deal with long distance relationships?
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r/ShittySeduction • u/sketchturner94 • Nov 19 '13
How to avoid the friendzone (x-post from r/cringepics and r/adviceanimals)
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r/ShittySeduction • u/IShatInYourFridge • Jul 18 '12
My long term girlfriend has moved out and is marrying another guy. Does our relationship have a future?
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I came home from work the other day and found my girlfriend loading her belongings into a van. When I asked her what she was doing, she said "see you later you fat loser" and drove off. While I found this slightly hurtful, I was encouraged by her intention to return later.
I found out from a friend that she is marrying a guy who she also happens to be pregnant to. Am I being a dick for thinking that this is a bit over the line? I don't want to be an obsessive boyfriend, but I feel a bit uncomfortable about her being another man's wife.
What should I do? I still feel like we have a really strong connection.