Use chloroform, it works every time! No woman ever rejected me. :)

Gotta slap 'em around, tell 'em to put down the fucking Cosmo, turn off the fucking romcoms, and quit being so Goddamned fucking Jewish.

Then, send her to the kitchen to cook you a steak. Afterwards, take her in the kitchen.

That's the normal, American-Christian way of doing things. Back to 1955, thank you very much!

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Swear to God, some of you are spending waaaaaaay too much time pouring over details in the r-TheRedPill, r-MGTOW, and r-Seduction subs. Listen to me, get your learn on, learn up, and start going places.

Make sure to have an actual rag with chloroform on hand while you use it, otherwise it is just dumb.

the woman always calling me at the middle of the night to ask for the sex. sometimes they send me the seductive snapchat or the coy meme of an evening on the instragram and i just don't know what to do. sometimes i think of a woman and the boobs therein and i just can't help but find a tent in my trous, but on another occasion nothing will do it. by the time i'm done reading all of the words on my phone and it's 3am i am straight up exhausted and then i have to deal with woman sending me photographs of all sorts.

i just want to sleep. how do i turn off notifications on my i phone?

Hey fellow PUAs, here is my field report, get your dick out of your hand, grab a pen, and take note!

I was practicing day game so I looked for chickeys in my HS hall. I saw a HB 7 asian girlie so I went up to her.

With my feet pounding the floor, I took confident steps when I walked up to her, and I did it fast and surprisingly, so that she knows Im a busy person and so my surprise will flatter her (mind you bitch, the surprise for you is waiting in my pants!

Body language is everything. I pushed my chest and flexed all my muscles so she will get the alpha vibe. You may worry about seeming like a threat, but if you do a big teeth showing smile, there is nothing to worry about.

I also stood really close to her, because it creates a really intimate vibe. When girls question why are you doing this, just tell them you cant hear well.

When you are standing in front of her, wait for the girl to say "hi" because he golden rule of negotiations is "He who speaks first loses". Then you can say hi with a smile, but after that, put on a resting bitchface, for as you know, women just push themselves at guys who dont give a shit about them.

You then say "Whats the time". Yes, you dont ask it, you say it. Pay attention to not say it with a rising tone, and say it like you are some detective from a 60's movies investigating a murder, she will love it.

At this point she might react negatively: this is an obvious shit test. She hates sexy alphas like you so she tries to tell herself that you suck, but in the end she will fall for the cock.

She will reach for her phone, and thats where the alpha move goes. As she is showing the phone screen, you point at it and say "Whats that". She will look closer, and as she is distracted and confused you kiss her cheek.

There you have it. You just declared yourself the most alpha man in her life and she doesnt even know you yet. With such an impressive introduction, progressing the thing will be as easy as pushing a button on the cocksucker machine.

You dont really have anything to do after that, the best thing I recommend is to just walk away confidently. It creates a strong mystical, magical, and vague vibe, she will think about you all day long. If you are doing it in the hallway and there are people around you, you want to show off a bit, so after walking away put on Terminator sunglasses, slowly.

The texture on the inside will feel just like the walls of a vagina & simulate a feeling close to the real deal!

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Besides the obvious stuff like 'yabba dabba doo', what other stuff is good to say?