Inspired by a series of r/worldjerking shitpost.

With proof

DON'T FUCKING TELL ME TO CAVE IN I WILL THROW YOU INTO A CAVE WITH RABID BATS!

What if the Bud Light I currently possess was purchased before the ad? Can I still drink it without becoming gay?

No I don't want to read the books

Edit: alright here's what I got so far

1. Truffle fries (artificial but charge full price)

2. Soggy fries with fake newspaper foil

3. uncomfy metal barstools with no back support

4. No seasoning that distracts from the locally sourced meat (costco)

5. Absolutely no plates (maybe slices of log idk)

6. Craft beers only (except for Bud Light which is on draft)

7. Napkins are recycled and paper thin (one drop and they're transparent)

8. Paper straws of course

9. Hanging Edison light bulbs (the authentic dim ones, not the LED ones that use its shape)

10. No menus, just QR code

11. A lot of aioli instead of regular sauce

12. Avocado 🥑 toast or something idk