Not our mayor!

Actually, impeached or not this is true.

Let’s nominate our own mayor.

We can hold a REAL election next week.

Ready... set... nominate!!!

So I'm walking down the street, just getting used to the town when this bus turns the corner and stops outside the Yarn Barn!

I can only assume everyone is here for the stitch n' bitch but OMG what a cute ice-cream bus!

The front of it looking like a waffle cone! It's just too cute.

Who does this and HOW do I ride! Does the ride come with a cone? 🤭

So by this point you have probably found out about the possession. Yes, I am possessed, yes I ate a cat or two (or three). Why are you all surprised?? I was a problem before the possession, what's so different now that I have a fun little roommate in my head??

I want to meet up with some other murderers but everyone runs away when I ask them if they know any murderers.

Hey there,

I’ve been wandering around the park for a while now, and I couldn’t help but notice that old Saab that’s been sitting there for about a week. It’s kind of strange, don’t you think? I mean, who just leaves a car like that?

Anyway, I was wondering if anyone knows what’s going on with it. Is it abandoned? If no one’s coming back for it, I was thinking maybe I could use it to stash some of my moonshine. It’s getting harder to find good hiding spots these days, and that car seems like it could be perfect.

So, if anyone has any info about the Saab or if it’s okay for me to use it, I’d really appreciate it. Thanks!

3 CASES HAVE BEEN REPORTED IN LITTLE DUCK POND,,, 3 IN MY CLINIC

IVE PERSONALLY POURED THEM ALL DOWN THE SINK

THEY TASTE TERRIBLE YOURE RIGHT TO BE AFRAID

-Dr. Matthew

It has come to my attention after many days of researching that some people are just downvoting everybody’s post and I have one thing to say to you guys WHAT THE FUCK some of you guys can’t just come out and talk to us so you have to sit in the dark at your house by your self being a prick on the neighborhood message board? Do you think this is a competition for whoever can get to the top of the message board because guess what it’s not if you want to be a prick how bout you say shit to the skeletons in your damn closet if you continue to do this I WILL find out who you are now if you want to stop this will be last you hear from me. :) thank you for your time

Supernatural is a very popular program. Here at the library, the DVDs and VHSs of Supernatural are constantly being borrowed. I think the mods of this subreddit should reconsider this rule. If they have some kind of problem with Supernatural, I'd suggest just watching a different program rather than banning it entirely.

I was standing at the bus stop at the corner of Fifth and Johnson this afternoon and I was thinking about my lady and I’m quite ashamed to admit I had a wank at the bus stop and I came in my hand and then I had to wipe it somewhere so I wiped it on the bench.

I’m sorry.

What the hell is going on? Yes, yes, I CAVED and went to have dinner with my asshole parents. Don't ask why, that ISN'T what this is about. I am SO completely weirded out by what is going on at home right now and I was thinking one of you could tell me if you have like even an idea about it.

Let me get this story set up. I was upstairs in my old room, gathering up all my old collectibles and valuables that I never got to grab when they kicked me out of the house for not wanting to fit into their the MISERABLE shackles of majoring in business or going to college that they wanted me in. My stuff was ALREADY in boxes, and they said that they wanted that room EMPTY.

And I'm like, "okay, weirdos, fuck Marcie I guess then" but they said I'd have a place in the guest room if I was ever in "dire straits," so maybe they do still have a FRACTION of a heart for their sweet daughter. Anyway, my old room kinda already empty was and they REPAINTED THE WALLS if you can believe it, some shade of pastel yellow that looked exactly like my old room color when I was a baby. Fucking gross if you ask me, but when I'm on my way out, I pass my parents bedroom.

The door's ajar, my mom's sitting on the bed and my dad is leaning over her— NOT in that way, you gross fucks. Get you heads out of the GUTTER and LISTEN. He's leaning over her with a NEEDLE that he then INJECTS into her stomach and gives her a little peck on the forehead. Like WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Weird, right?! Like what is that? HEROIN?! Is this what happens when I leave them? I don't want to eat dinner with a HEROIN ADDICT!

Hello LDP!

It is with heavy heart that I announce the deaths of the following Scouts:

-Peter Hemingway -Nigel Smith -Darius Thompson -Bobby Tarjinian(sp?)

The accident was just that : an ACCIDENT. These brave boys got stuck in some thick mud and a house fell down on top of them and they were unable to leap to safety.

The investigation is ongoing. Just thought the families should at LEAST know their sons are GONE for good (I saw the bodies Not a pretty sight)

As Scoutmaster I am devastated -- hence why I am STEPPING DOWN lmao

Best wishes ~

Pol

It seems that my son is currently being held at the police station... I AM CALLING ON ALL LDPIANS to help me fabricate a story for the police to hear, such that my child will not be taken from me! God will never forgive me if I let my child get taken away! I'll never forgive myself, either! Plus, I really need to claim him as a dependent on my tax return, as I was planning on buying a Juicero and don't have the funds to do so otherwise. Help is appreciated!

Link to original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/tcyipm/update_help_lost_my_3_err_4yearold_son/

Chad here bros and hoes. I’m going to fight that creepy detective that just got here in town at midnight. Can a homie come film me throwing down? I’ll give you 5 dollars and some street cred.

HOLLA AT ME.

AND FUCK YOU DETECTIVE.

I know ive had problems with beating the shit out of people and all these comments have made me realize that it wasnt the right answer. so from now on i will try to work as a normal civillian and do normal people stuff. like drinking coffee in the morning. have a job. drink twice a month. and not maul people. i hope you truly can forgive me and we can move on

idk how these work ask me questions ig

I hear a certain criminal has made this town home (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) and I have came to stop them!

PREPARE FOR WAR!!!

The new politicians promised more houses would be built but I believe they’re just moving current houses brick by brick.

Edit: a quarter of my bedroom wall was gone when I woke up today.

Hi guys!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s me cloud !!!!!! UwU OwO I’ve decided to wear my cosplay to school!! ( ＾∀＾) Konichiwa byebye~（≧∇≦）