r/FRUITUNION • u/tokuturfey • Apr 11 '12
r/FRUITUNION • u/frobeast • Jun 12 '12
9gag going too far(that doesn't even work in there)
r/FRUITUNION • u/tomatopotatotomato • Jun 05 '12
The genocide has been going on for too long. What can we do about this? NSFW (violence) NSFW
r/FRUITUNION • u/CptQuestionMark • Jul 12 '12
KING OF /r/PICKLE COMMITS REDDIT SUICIDE, UNOFFICIAL END OF WAR! FRUITIAN VICTORY.
King POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY has deleted his reddit account thus leaving the war to an unofficial end. Though the war is not officially over, at least we got him out of power. Next step....RESTORING THE CODEUSA THRONE! This calls for a celebration. Also, 900 strong.
r/FRUITUNION • u/BunnehZnipr • May 20 '12
Questions IMA Cucumber secret agent who was secretly interrogated and tortured by r/Pickle. I want revenge... AMA
r/FRUITUNION • u/David_Jay • Jun 03 '12
Our genetic scientists have been hard at work! Here is the latest weapon for our war!
r/FRUITUNION • u/CptQuestionMark • May 24 '12
ATTACK 9GAG!
www.9GAG.com FOR TOO LONG THE 9FAGGOTS HAVE STOLEN THE HARD WORK OF PROUD REDDITORS. THE EVIDENCE IS INCRIMINATING. THE 9FAGGOTS STEAL REDDIT POSTS AND TAKE FULL CREDIT FOR THEM, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME INSULTING REDDIT. EVERYTHING ABOUT 9GAG IS A REGURGIATATION OF EVERY WEBSITE BEFORE IT. 9GAG IS THE BOTTOM OF THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE. I SAY WE MUST UNITE AGAINST THE 9GAG BEAST. REMEMBER, THE EIGHT COMMANDMENT: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL. 9GAG IS FULL OF PLAIGARISTS AND THEY HAVE BEEN WARNED ABOUT IT MANY TIMES BEFORE. THEY CONTINUE TO STEAL STUFF FROM REDDIT. NOW WE MUST STOP THEM WITH FORCE. CREATE A FAKE 9GAG ACCOUNT, AND UPLOAD PICTURES THAT ARE PRO FRUIT UNION, UPLOAD STUFF LIKE, THOU SHALT NOT STEAL, UPLOAD PICTURES THAT SAY, FUCK 9GAG. UPVOTE THESE PICTURES UNTIL THEY REACH THE FRONT PAGE OF 9GAG BEFORE THE ADMINS REMOVE IT.
r/FRUITUNION • u/CptQuestionMark • Apr 30 '12
Propaganda A little animation I made
r/FRUITUNION • u/greyavenger • Mar 15 '13
To the chairman of the FruitUnion, here are my terms for your surrender. (Tick)
Do not remove this post!
I: Your fruit union can stay and you can remain chairman if /r/pickle becomes an full member of this union. On our sidebar you will be our territory, but unlike the other territories, I am not requiring you to stay so in your sidebar. This subreddit for now on be neutral in the pickle wars, and I have plans for its future use. Your full name will now be "The Union of Glorious Fruit Societies and Pickle Kingdoms." /r/pickle will now be an option to choose from in the flair options.
II: My bounty is removed completely and I get the position of Vice Chair of The Fruit Union. You may restrict my moderation, but I wish to become a moderator. Consider all liberated territories apart of /r/pickle and are not individual Members/Honorary Members/Territories of this union.
III: You may choose one of the three following options, so please state which option if you sign the official documentation from surrender.
Option A: You join me in my ranks in /r/pickle where you were in the start of all of the pickle wars. You will have a position of officer and will have your own troops to command, and you continue to expand. This option is not for spy work, if I find out you pick this option due to the fact that you wanted to mess with /r/pickle operations you will be banished and forever shamed in /r/pickle.
Option B: You go to /r/banana, the last fruit stronghold remaining, and fight against us in the battlefield for /r/banana. However, if you speak as a chairmen, you are to remain neutral in the conflict. This subreddit is no longer a military organization. In the fruit union, I am Vice Chairman, you are the Head chairman.
Option C: You flee from this war. Not taking any side, returning to your normal reddit life. This war would be just a simple bad dream you had. Option C is for a fresh start. No more war, no more fighting...Just a clean slate. If this option is selected, all control over the unions politics will be given to your Prime Minister, and he will have the option to sign this document.
IV The Kingdom of /r/strawberry, or The state of /r/rhybarb are too be given to /r/pickle as a territory. If you choose /r/rhubarb, you may stay a mod w/o adding any Pickle Representatives, but you must state that you are a territory of /r/pickle. /r/DillPickles will also become a territory of /r/pickle. I am to become mod and head of this subreddit. You will no longer be a mod of /r/DillPickles. /r/pickle will also have the freedom to annex any territories. Your Protectorates will also go to /r/pickle.
V: Regardless if you pick A, B, or C. You will be given an estate and limited moderation rights (for now) in our latest allies subreddit, /r/fauxlounge and an estate in /r/smokintrees. These subreddits have the potential to get off the ground.
This is all. Their is only one thing left to be revealed too you, lets call it the "grand finally" but that will be revealed at the VERY end.
These are /r/pickle terms.
Yours Truly,
greyavenger
Lieutenant Colonel of the Armed Dill ENT Guard for /r/pickle
r/FRUITUNION • u/CptQuestionMark • Mar 15 '13
WHAT IS WRONG HERE?
OUR PAGE IS LITTERED WITH PICKLE PROPAGANDA, AND YOU ARE JUST STANDING THERE WHILE WE ARE BEING ATTACKED, CAN'T YOU PEOPLE TAKE THE TIME TO POST FIVE ANTI PICKLE THINGS TO /r/PICKLE AND UPVOTE THEM? THEY HAVE INVADED, THEY HAVE COLONISED, THEY HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFUL, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? I URGE YOU, GET UP AND FIGHT LIKE YOU MEAN IT. CAN'T YOU POSSESS THE STRENGTH THEY HAVE?
r/FRUITUNION • u/David_Jay • Jan 02 '14
It is important to remember to who we are grateful in this time of peace. We are grateful to the Fruit Union!
r/FRUITUNION • u/MSaadJilani • Jul 17 '12
I feel bad for the orange. [NSFF] NSFW
r/FRUITUNION • u/CptQuestionMark • Mar 24 '13
SECRET REVOLUTION IN /r/PICKLE!
As you may already know, a few higher up mods at /r/pickle, (THE SAME MODS THAT PROMISED PEACE) have overthrown our beloved King, /u/greyavenger. Also, /r/pickle's mods have betrayed their ally /r/trees, and laid off all military officers. They fooled us. I have excommunicated /r/pickle from the Gherko-Fruitian Empire, so /r/DillPickles will substitute them. Long live the King.
r/FRUITUNION • u/Mario_Mendoza • Sep 12 '13