WHAT THE HECK IS THAT PICKLE DOING THERE!? MUST CLICK.

... Your pickle is making us hungry.

UNFORTUNATELY, CODEUSA TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF TO BROKER A PEACE DEAL WITH R/BANANA!

AS ANY TRUE PICKLE NOT ONLY KNOWS, BUT FEELS, IN HIS DILL-SOAKED HEART, THE WAR MUST CONTINUE.

THE BOARD OF REGENTS HAS TEMPORARILY INSTALLED MYSELF AS PICKLE KING, IN LIGHT OF CODEUSA'S CRAVEN MOVE.

FORWARD, PICKLES!

PLEASE UPVOTE THIS SELF-POST, FOR WHICH I RECEIVE NO KARMA, THAT THE LAND MAY KNOW OF THIS TREACHERY.

EDIT: IT APPEARS THAT REDTABOO IS A BANANA SPY, AND MUST BE... TAKEN CARE OF.

I have called all of you because I am building a thriving civilization over the bananas. See, this is how it goes.

After the end of pickle war 1, the dictator of the fruit union made ever fruit ally side with him. He is a mod in most of three organization. See, I have two branches. The Guard, and Arms. I need all my fun loving ENTS to watch over /r/pickle. Downtoke every post from the enemy. Look at my sidebar, we are expanding. The bananas are no longer ripe and are genetic clones. They have spoiled, and gone rotten.

Your mod, /u/PenguinKenny is Dill Captain of the ENTS. Report to him.

Edit So, you want a history lession.

One Year ago we fought the war verse banana. We at /r/pickle got the short end of the stick. When our first king turned cowardly, a second king was temporary. They bragged at us. MOCKED US. After trying to fight for the rights in /r/MURICA, but being outnumbered, my operation was about building our numbers. After getting /r/oranges, The Pickle Commander promoted me to mod. I devised of a plan, and that plan is taking action. I have been bringing the fight to the enemy, Pickles get preserved...we wait, and we STRIKE. The bananas were ripe but have gone spoiled. Every single one of the fruits went to an organization called /r/fruitunion. The fruitunion Chairman has taken control of most of there subreddits. I vowed to this asshole monarch CptQuesionMark mod of /r/monarchism that his union will fall. I have declared the Pickle War III to begin, and plan to win the Pickle wars once and for all. HERE IS THE MY FLAG! I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM!

Our Flag

www.imgur.com/syWgNdh

Created by /u/HisRoyalHIGHness

I need my ENT brothers to help, to have a better established society, we need PROTECTION.

tldr: We had two pickle wars one year ago, the pickles regrouped and are ready to end the war with total victory once and for all! So I need my ENTS to Join The Guard department. I am willing to establish officership from all my people. 4 of you will get the Officer Positions, while the rest are privates for now, but if I notice you as special in battle, you will be promoted.

edit 2: WE GAINED OVER A THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED SUBSCRIBERS TODAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH ENTS! I knew I wasn't wrong to send the word out on /r/trees. You are such good people and good warriors!

Edit 3: [THE IDES OF MARCH IS UPON US! IT IS YOUR DUTY TO READ THIS POST.

(www.reddit.com/r/pickle/comments/1acgwp/the_ides_of_march_attacks/)

IT IS TIME FOR ACTION!