Planet was filled with Necrons...

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... "Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday"...

Dark Angels shot at me and still think that I am a heretic, and haven't stopped hanging around in the dark like a bunch of conspiracy nuts. And here I am, stuck spending my days with a bunch of Chaos scum again. FML.

Extra: Just a self-pic, got a haircut and feeling vain at the moment. Am I ugly?

... Daemonette wearing the same black corset I am.

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Die from hangover

Eyes and ears blew out due to warp storm. 40kWP

First assignment is some backwater planet called Armageddon.

... and it turned out to be a Necron tomb-world.

A "shadow in the warp" is detected. 40kwp

...it was filled with books about the Horus Heresy and some Guardsmen?!

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Now I have to 10-90 him...

"Count the Black Templars!"

3 Suits of terminator armor, 2 lightning claws, relic hunder-hammer, and a Dreadnought are "lost" in the fighting.

Space hulk suddenly emerges exactly 6 minutes later. 40kwp

Blood pact reinforcements

Was the wrong world, killed billions of people.

To cover up their mistake they had a tech-priest destroy our fleet and brand us as agents of Chaos.

Commissar inspection of barracks...

What do?

EDIT: If someone wants to do something, this is the mon-keigh fucker I'm talking about. ಠ_ಠ

.....get to watch devastators shoot stuff from a mile away for a few centuries. 40kWP

I think it might be Mu-Rho 42. He's always been a dick.

and peace broke out.

... "Slaanesh worship!" BLAM

All I got was a third arm and executed for being a heretic