and peace broke out.

Inquisition barges in the next day.

With grey knights. 40kwp

Planets nothing but orks 40KWP

A "shadow in the warp" is detected. 40kwp

Commissar inspection of barracks...

... Daemonette wearing the same black corset I am.

40kWP

All I got was a third arm and executed for being a heretic

Eyes and ears blew out due to warp storm. 40kWP

... and it turned out to be a Necron tomb-world.

Now I have to 10-90 him...

Die from hangover

What do?

EDIT: If someone wants to do something, this is the mon-keigh fucker I'm talking about. ಠ_ಠ

Space hulk suddenly emerges exactly 6 minutes later. 40kwp

... "Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday"...

Planet was filled with Necrons...

40kWP

.....get to watch devastators shoot stuff from a mile away for a few centuries. 40kWP

Dark Angels shot at me and still think that I am a heretic, and haven't stopped hanging around in the dark like a bunch of conspiracy nuts. And here I am, stuck spending my days with a bunch of Chaos scum again. FML.

Extra: Just a self-pic, got a haircut and feeling vain at the moment. Am I ugly?

...it was filled with books about the Horus Heresy and some Guardsmen?!

40kWP

Not really much to say here, but your esteemed Moderatus welcomes you to this new subreddit! Feel free to post, and check out the other -worldproblems subreddits in the sidebar if you need an idea of what sort of posts would be expected. Keep it 40K, though, please! (I'm not really a Fantasy player anymore, but anybody who wants to make /r/WHFBworldproblems, or something of the sort, can go right ahead!)

Also, I am taking mod requests... mostly because fancy CSS is boss, and I have no CSS skills whatsoever.

In the name of the Emperor Blood God WAAAAAAAAGH!

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