British comedy, guy's at the pub with his friends when he introduces his new girlfriend who's smoking hot, but for some reason the guy looks unhappy and uninterested in her. She goes to the bathroom and he admits that she's 8 years old. Turns out she's 18. Can't find the video anywhere.

Edit: Found it

I realize there are several karen-themed posts all over Reddit but I'm looking for a specific one that was featured on either Rslash or DarkFluff's YouTube channel.

The story goes that there was a salon worker by themselves and a karen came in raging how the woman who usually does her eyebrows is never there. She had booked the appointment weeks in advance it was the 3rd time that the woman isn't there. The karen was also upset that the worker was the only one there. Despite the worker warning she isn't trained for waxing eyebrows, the karen demands it anyways and gets some kind of burn injury on her eyebrow. Naturally the karen got upset that the worker didnt know what she was doing. She was screeching that she would sue the salon but never did.

I'm trying to find the OP of that story to personally apologize to them because I am 110% sure that the Karen they encountered was my mom. I also have a follow up on what happened after she left. I still remember it all since I was a kid!

I think there were a few of them all run by the same person.

If they did, I missed it. I know that r/bestof2011 is closed and Google gives me nothing.

There was an ad on a submission from collegehumor in which a girl's chest was covered up by a banner/piece of text. A commenter used some kind of program to separate the layers and reveal that she was actually topless underneath.

Putting this up on the off-chance that someone here remembers it. It was quite a while ago (maybe about a year or more).

It was a popular post, maybe on /r/bestof. For some reason I don't have it saved.

I also remember it said something like "Albus...that's a good name"

It included this picture. I think it was a screencap from a Facebook post.

The whole crowd is dancing during a talk show intermission. They get the cue to sit down but one girl in the front row doesn't see it. She keeps dancing by herself until she sees people are sitting.

It was during the "I am the 99%" posts, and this one was mocking those ones that either said "I am NOT the 99%" or the ones which said "I am the 30%." It was a black and white picture of a black slave with like a rake or a shovel and the caption read something like "I work hard, keep my head down, you should to. I am NOT the 99%" Been looking for like 30 minutes to no avail. Thanks.

I'm pretty sure it was an answer to an AskReddit, possibly about worst cases of overstaying welcomes or something else too generic to hunt down with the Search. Basically the story was her and her husband set up a projector screen in their basement to hold neighbourhood movie nights where people voted on what to watch, a horde of anime fans showed up, voted to watch the series they brought (which I think either the Redditor or another commentor identified as Ranma 1/2), she eventually went to bed but got up the next morning to find they were still there, and this ended up going on for days on end with them sleeping in the basement, pilfering cereal, ordering pizzas to the house, etc etc while the lady and her husband kept awkwardly trying to imply they should leave, which they were cheerfully oblivious to or something. I'm not even sure how it resolved, but I think they finally properly kicked them out.

Anyway, it was a crazy story which I've recounted to various friends over the year or so since I read it and it would be great to get to read it again and get the details straight.

It was from a while ago (not sure exactly how long). Basically, the poster was in chem lab and he starts goofing off or something, and ends up creating a gas that's super toxic and also very, very illegal. It was humorous.

Does anyone have the link to the original post?

Edit: Thank you readsyouruserhistory, who found the comment here

Or something to that effect. It's a question post, about file compression and he asks about why x videos are so large or etc. People respond with interesting facts about encoding, video compression, etc. It was a popular post, made the front page I think (may be wrong on this).

This post was about as specific as a blur in a smudge factory, but thanks to anyone who can find it.

Okay, this is a little tricky. The most notable details of the story are in the title, I think. But basically this guy goes to meet a girl he's been talking with online and over the phone. I'm pretty sure they did have phone sex. Apparently she was performing in her school's play. I think he even went in a sat down in the crowd next to her mother who was just a little too happy that her daughter had made a friend. He didn't suspect anything until the show started and she came out on stage (IIRC, she was in an elephant costume, and she might have had down syndrome. I don't really recall what it was that he said was wrong with her, only that she was not what he expected). I think he even sat and watched for a little while, in complete horror and shock, before leaving in silence. He sat in his car for a long time not saying anything and never told anyone about it.

I read this story when I was newer to Reddit just a little under a year ago. It had been posted as a comment, most likely in AskReddit, but it could have been another major subreddit. I feel it may have been one of those "Reddit, what's something you've never told anyone" type of threads. I came across it because someone referenced the story in a thread I was reading and another provided a link. I am under the impression that this is at least a moderately ubiquitous tale around Reddit, ie. O(100) overall comment karma.

Does anyone else remember this story or where to find it?

I could have sworn I bookmarked this, and saved it, but apparently I didn't.

There was a redditor that posted a comment to a thread having to do with playlists. They went on to explain some sort of insane formula they devised to create the ultimate playlist. The playlist would never play a song they had heard within X amount of days, or had less than X amount of stars and tons of other cool stuff. I know a lot of people upvoted it and commented on it so I'm hoping someone else saved it.

Thanks!

[SOLVED] by wheresmyhouse

http://www.reddit.com/r/DoesAnybodyElse/comments/depap/dae_listen_to_their_music_player_on_shuffle_but/c0zoa3n

n/t

I keep trying to remember a sentence that sounded like the same word three times but was actually 5 separate words that all sounded the same when put together. I know my description is terrible but I will try to give an example:

The asker asked her, "Axe her?"

I know the sentence was similar to that but the subject was an animal. That is about as far as I remember. I have tried Google and Reddit's search function but simply cannot remember the post or the specific subreddit.

Picture it was parodying: http://static.neatorama.com/images/2011-01/welcome-home-nerf-gun.jpg It had a real gun and the end of the letter decayed into scribbles.

You could choose different colours and the lines would come out looking all electrified and the default setting would mirror whatever you drew on the right hand side on the left. The comments talked about how everything ended up looking like a vagina. I could have sworn it was posted to /r/gaming, but couldn't find it in there.

Thanks!

Edit: Found, thanks to genie_666. Here is the reddit post:

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/10ttl1/if_you_dont_have_free_timedont_click/

I can only remember it's at most 1~2 weeks old, it was a relatively long comment, but not a wall of text. And the part I remember in the title was around the middle of that comment, so I think it wasn't specifically about love, maybe something to do with clothes or how to dress. Had around 400+ upvotes but I can't say for sure it was bestofed