Most of you will be overjoyed to know this will be my last post on this subreddit.
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So I just got back from "walking" in my masters commencement, and to be honest with you, the whole thing has me ready to throw up.
First, itās the social distance thing. They had few enough people that they could have moved the venue inside to the basketball stadium (which would have fixed having to postpone it a day btw), still socially distanced, and made it at least FEEL more filled than having a college football stadium with MAYBE 1/20 of the seats filled (and that includes those graduating)
I won't even mention the masks.
Then it was the subpar sound system POPS when the University President spoke that continued during her entire 2-3 minute speech (this popping didnāt happen with the Provost)(so something she was wired up with was causing HUGE interference with the sound system, but no one dared try to fix it.
Then, it was what REALLY started to agitate me. We stand up, move to the side, get in line, hand our cards so they know who is walking.... (and this is where Iām going to start getting salty).... there was 30 yards from where we hand them our card, to where the center of the stage is.... they didnāt even wait until we were standing in the center before calling our names out. There was no conveyance of diplomas (covers). There was no shaking of hands. There wasnāt even A NOD from the academic faculty when a graduate crossed over. It was an assembly line, with no thought to even make a symbolic āthresholdā it was just calling our name from one side of the field (football field) to then walking to the other. NONE of it was a personal experience. But they had THREE SETS of photographers to make sure to commercialize this sham of an event (and have the audacity to charge $$$ for that.)
And to add insult to injury, then the masters graduates had to sit there in the front and watch as the undergraduates made a MOCKERY of this event. I do not blame the undergrads for this. They have been convinced this is their big day. But there was no dress code, people were walking in CLUB attire without even having the graduate gown zipped upā¦. One person actually carried his small dog in his arm while walking. One young man, upon hearing his name called out, used a loud whistle to start jumping and dancing and disturbing everything else around him. Another young man decided to use the big screens as the ultimate penis joke using his hands to do and upside down āokayā gesture.
And the faculty and administration? Didnāt even FROWN. They were paralyzed from fear of trying to rein in control of this cheapening of the entire ceremony.
This was absolute chaos. And it was not the undergraduateās fault. I blame the institution. They have taken a commencement ceremony, and watched as year after year, it has become a CHEAP and casual event.
They would have been better served to have a smaller commencement of masters/doctorate students apart from this nonsense. There is a seriousness (a professional gravitas) that ought to have been in that commencement as a sign of the truly distinct accomplishment that a graduation ought to be. It should convey to the person the acknowledgement of their maturation, and the successful completion of 4-6+ years of their lives. But to take the day we (graduate students) worked for 6+ years for, and have it turn into something you would expect from a kindergarten graduationā¦. It sickens me.
I feel robbed of the honor of shaking hands with those now my equal. I feel robbed of the gravitas of that which I have now completed. I feel robbed of the ability to look back on my masters commencement as a defining moment. I feel robbed of the dignity that such a commencement ought to have had. Having to sit there as the undergraduates (again, not blaming them) striped away the gravitas of the ceremony, that has robbed me of the ability to remember fondly my masters commencement. It is no longer a serious or defining moment. It is a cheap and faux experience made possible by an administration that stopped caring about the rigor and gravitas of academia a long time ago.