Accidentally discovered this while trying to make a chocolate syrup replacement.

Things you'll need:

• 1 small bowl (the same bowl you'll be eating ice cream out of)

• Nutella (Or knock-off brands if you're doing this on the cheap)

• Ice Cream

Put two big tablespoons of Nutella into the bowl, followed by a teaspoon of ice cream. You just want enough ice cream to make the Nutella easy enough to stir. If you add too much, you'll end up with Nutella syrup.

Throw it in the microwave just long enough to melt the ice cream (~15 seconds on high).

Take it out of the microwave and stir vigorously with a spoon. As you stir, you'll notice the Nutella start to thicken and eventually it will start forming into an actual solid, brownie-like chunk of heaven. Throw your ice cream on top of it to cool/harden it. Enjoy that little mouthgasm.

1 cup nutella, 1 cup flour, 1 egg, ~2 tbsp vegetable oil. Bake @ 350 for around 16-18 minutes. HOLY SHIT.

right so...

-buy some plants. pointy/lengthy - small carrots, small maize, small asparagus - cucumber sliced lengthwise, peppers sliced, whatever!

-get some taco/salsa sauce (hot! - and not dip mix 'cause that requires preparation, and that's not how i roll), preferably in a wide glass.

-yeah so... dip the plants.

i don't know why i didn't think of this sooner. i like chili and i don't care much for vegetables... but with this "trick", i'm actually enjoying eating plants! so... that's pretty awesome. healthy and scorched \o/

Ingredients: 2 packets of cheap Ramen (any flavor, I used beef), 1 frozen chicken thigh /breast (thawed), Soy Sauce, Peanut Butter, Sriracha/other red chili sauce, Garlic powder, Butter, Water/chicken broth, Lemon/lime juice.

Melt about 1/4 cup of butter in a skillet over medium-high and cook the chicken (cut into inch long strips) in it for about 3 minutes, stirring. Add 3/4 cups of water and 3/4 cups chicken broth. As it begins to boil, add a few splashes of soy, 1 1/2 Tablespoon of peanut butter, 1/2 a Teaspoon of garlic powder, a generous squirt or two of sriracha, and the broken up contents of two ramen packets (I used the flavor packet from one). Cover, bring down the heat, and let simmer for 10 minutes or until desired consistency is reached, mixing occasionally. Squirt a bit of lemon/lime juice on top. And them get you some.

This recipe gets bonus points because I just made it whilst shit-housed on cheap whiskey at 4 am and even I couldn't screw it up.

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Also, it's fuckin' good.

Edit: All measurements are approximated. Do your thing and have fun.