When you consider that not everyone has (two) arms.

antibacterial hand wash only kills 99.9% of bacteria this leaves 37 trillion that will still kill you

http://imgur.com/lZO7MUP

This sub is dead so hello how was your day?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2yp5k8/what_2_famous_people_lived_at_the_same_time_in/cpc1fp2?context=2

If the Empire State building was 1 million times higher it would be 300,000 m away from the moon

Fact.

Or so my calculations tell me. My calculator has a sticky 2 key, thanks to some errant jars of Mountain Dew.

Go to https://*bin.social/m/AnimalsInHats <replace the * with a k> for all your Animals In Hats needs. Plus that site is better than this one in other ways too!

http://oglaf.com/bugfuck/

A merger between r/MisleadingStatistics and r/shittystatistics could be beneficial. They do essentially the same thing; if you're looking through MisleadingStatistics, you'll probably be equally interested in the posts on shittystatistics, so this would be a way to introduce people to twice the type content they feel like seeing. In addition to that, the merger would allow you to work together better and try to introduce the new subreddit to potential members. MisleadingStatistics is pretty inactive, at about one post a day, and shittystatistics is basically dead. Together, you'd be kind of alive. Honestly, why shouldn't you do this? So your members won't be flooded with MisleadingStatistics posts that they won't want to see? Like I said, they're similar enough that if people want to see posts here, they'll want to see posts there, too. I rest my case.

• Today: you either live or you don't live - 50%

• Tomorrow: you either live or you don't live - 50%

Today AND tomorrow: 25% chance of living!

Today and tomorrow: live or die - 50%