r/shittyideas • • Nov 09 '16

Elect Donald Trump as President of the United States

836 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Sep 03 '14

A huge, 1:1 map of Earth

698 Upvotes

Printed onto its surface so we know where we are all the time and can see how big things are.


r/shittyideas • • Jul 03 '18

make Reddit CEO give 20 dollars to every person who upvotes this

681 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Jan 16 '15

Since all skeletons are white, you could have an anti-racism campaign with the slogan "We're all white on the inside"

663 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Oct 31 '14

Make all jewish people wear special armbands so we know to not to make holocaust jokes near them

620 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Sep 21 '14

Add a "double or nothing" option to ATMs

601 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Mar 07 '26

A bar of soap with a slot cut in the side of it to insert the old sliver of soap that is too small to use

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595 Upvotes

Anyone else hate wasting soap? There's always that small piece that falls out of your hands.. I try sticking it to the new bar but it always comes loose.

Soap makers could reduce the weight of/improve margins of the soap by 5% and consumers would finally be able use up this small piece that always melts down the drain anyways.


r/shittyideas • • Dec 15 '14

Let your girlfriend work overtime with her boss Darryl who are only friends but you know they hooked up a long time ago and she still has feelings for him god fucking damnit Jenny how can you do this to me

594 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Dec 28 '15

Hinder - A dating app that matches you with dates in progress nearby so that you can cockblock them

572 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Jan 26 '14

It has been done Change Shittyideas to be in Comic Sans Font

547 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Aug 06 '17

Asking for 10k upvotes so that you can live stream yourself putting it in a coconut..

517 Upvotes

...and then hitting the front page because Reddit wants to see it happen


r/shittyideas • • May 08 '15

NoRape whistle. A loud, high pitched whistle you blow whenever you're not being raped to let others know you're safe.

476 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Feb 04 '17

LPT: If you can't identify a song, use it without permission in a multi million dollar movie. The creators will sue you, and you'll know the song's name in court.

473 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Jul 27 '14

A "Russian Roulette" app for your phone that, when your phone would make a noise, has a 1% chance of instead shouting a racial slur at maximum volume.

471 Upvotes

The feature cannot be turned off once installed, of course.


r/shittyideas • • Nov 24 '14

Smoke detectors that burst into flame instead of beeping, to fight fire with fire.

456 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Jan 11 '16

Dr. Dre should make a line of headphones designed for children, called "dr dre beats kids"

455 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • May 18 '16

Upvote if you're reading this in 2016

445 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Aug 18 '15

On April Fools Day, Pornhub should pop up a fake notification that says "Successfully shared to Facebook"

445 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Mar 08 '15

Twitch drives a school bus

429 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • May 14 '15

Label all posts NSFW, to remind people they shouldn't be on reddit while working. NSFW

405 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Feb 08 '15

An Internet dating site called eBae

399 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Jul 03 '15

Reddit should fire Victoria.

387 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Nov 27 '15

Say, "no homo" after hugging your children so they don't get the wrong idea.

384 Upvotes

r/shittyideas • • Mar 03 '15

Put a little bit of semen in your SO everyday so that she can build up an immunity and she won't get pregnant.

376 Upvotes