r/shitposting • u/TheFitz07 • Apr 08 '22

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u/Jeynarl Stuff Apr 08 '22

French Santa: heauheauheaux

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u/Tracemcgoatly Apr 08 '22 edited Apr 08 '22

He he he ha

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

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u/ziemmniaczek Apr 08 '22

Since „h” in french is silent, French Santa would say „o o o”

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u/Technical-Mobile-699 Apr 08 '22

Nope he still says "ho ho ho" cuz its a h thats aspiré

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u/Livinginthepst Apr 08 '22

Does that mean French Santa would say “oe oe oe” when he sees your mum your grandma and your sister in the same room?

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u/BrockSramson Apr 08 '22

French Santa Claus isn't real. French Santa Claus doesn't exist. French Santa Claus can't hurt you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

jOyEaUx nOeLLe

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u/assaultplaintive Apr 08 '22

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u/sentientlob0029 Apr 08 '22

LOL nice one. I'm French and that one had me laughing hard.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

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u/doisquartos Apr 08 '22

English mfs on their way to pronounce Ptoughneigh as Tony

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u/Azrael-is-Here Apr 08 '22

You got us there.

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u/ProtectTheHell Apr 08 '22

Queue

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u/zinetx Apr 08 '22

Qewewey :D

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Covfefe

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u/attemptnumber58 Apr 08 '22

Q

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u/KindlyOlPornographer Apr 08 '22

Liberals! Liberals everywhere! They're in my head! Jews! Space lasers!

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u/SilverAmpharos777 Apr 08 '22

Queue is an old French word

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u/Disaster_Different William Dripfoe Apr 08 '22

French or english? Actually, same thing, same bullshit pronounciation anyway

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u/frogstat_2 Apr 08 '22

That is inherited from French too though.

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u/isakhwaja Apr 08 '22

Or gorceshtershire as grocery store

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u/UnderstandingLumpy waltuh Apr 08 '22

Worcestershire sauce

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u/Bruno152kk Apr 08 '22

Pronounced as Wostersher sauce

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u/Roger_015 Apr 08 '22

worchestershire as wustesher

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u/Deadbeathero Apr 08 '22

Leicester as Leister. And Leister as I don't know wtf.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

It’s actually pronounced wooster.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Americans on their way to pronounce tuesday as toozday

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u/barack_galifianakis Apr 08 '22

Chewsday innit bruv

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u/I_chose_a_nickname Apr 08 '22

yeah its chewsday 11th september innit

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u/Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson Apr 08 '22

And Wednesday as wendzday.

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u/humter01 Apr 08 '22

Do you pronounce it wed ness day

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u/smohyee Apr 08 '22

More like wenzday, without the first 'd'.

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u/TheFriedHashbrown Apr 08 '22

Why do the french like Nintendo so much? Them mfers be saying 'wii, wii'

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u/fumfkin_fie We do a little trolling Apr 08 '22

Ouieux Ouieux

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u/zock_zock Apr 08 '22

Ouieaux

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u/Grimley_PNW fat cunt Apr 08 '22

It's "Ououououieauouox"

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

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u/fumfkin_fie We do a little trolling Apr 08 '22

Wow... my mom doesn't speak french

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u/tooshytooshy Apr 08 '22

Wa wa wii wa!

My wiife

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u/OverReaction9926 Apr 08 '22

Wa wa wee wa, it's very nice! 👍

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u/detestthrifty Apr 08 '22

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u/Yeegis Apr 08 '22

English people going to pronounce windleshortyougurtcumshireshireturgliediddkydee as “plinko”

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u/nottabliksem Apr 08 '22

Based pronunciation

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u/vespularufa I want pee in my ass Apr 08 '22

Actually thats pronounced "winshirester" 🙄🧐

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u/ChaacTlaloc Apr 08 '22

Winster* for locals

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u/vespularufa I want pee in my ass Apr 08 '22

Winer for the country folls

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u/OldNewUsedConfused Apr 08 '22

Pretty sure that's Welsh.

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u/Iescaunare Apr 08 '22

Glouchestershireffieldham pronounced "gliffham"

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u/Devilfish268 Apr 08 '22

We're not fucking Welsh mate.

That's at least plinkao to us

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u/Daichi-dido Apr 08 '22

Oeaueaueaueaux my god

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u/alexnader Apr 08 '22

Oeaueaueaueaux la la !

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u/diarrhea_syndrome Apr 08 '22

Oeaueaueaueaux my god it's sneauxing!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

English speaking mfs on their way to pronounce queue as "q"

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u/SomrasiE Apr 08 '22

That's legit a french word

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u/shotleft Apr 08 '22

"Queue" is derived from old french.

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u/EpicAura99 Apr 08 '22

It hurt itself in its confusion!

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u/RVFLAN Apr 08 '22

Que? (Spanish joke from a french mf who smelled the roasting)

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u/CatDaddyLoser69 Apr 08 '22

How else would you say it? Quay? Qoooo? I’m generally curious and i took French classes in high school. Oddly I can hear the Spanish “que” perfectly in my head, it’s more like “Kay.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

It's correct to pronounce it as 'q', just silly that there are four vowels at the end that ultimately produce the same sound as the name of the consonant.

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u/LuigiBamba Apr 08 '22

“keuh”

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u/TheJpow Apr 08 '22

We learned from the best (the French)

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u/HOKIHOKI001 Apr 08 '22

Alors oui mais non

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u/FedexMeme Apr 08 '22

Oui mais oui

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u/smoll_titty_lover69 Apr 08 '22

Alors oui mais oui

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u/MrBeanEatBeansWithMe dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 08 '22

Actually yes, but no

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u/Irishane Apr 08 '22

👏🏼

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u/echof0xtrot Apr 08 '22

and not a single letter at the end of the words was pronounced this day

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Depends on the letter. And the first letter of the following word. This is a civilized language! It has rules! And some of us even know a few... sometimes...

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Noooeaueaueaueaueaueaueaux

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

English mfs on their way to pronounce "read" with 44 differents ways

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u/Dayquil_AnD_Nyquil Apr 08 '22

Ayo, you saying "read" or "read"?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

I'm not sure what you wrote first, was it "read" first and then "read" or "read", followed by "read" ?

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u/TheRealSU Apr 08 '22

Read rhymes with lead and read rhymes with lead, but read doesn't rhyme with lead and read doesn't rhyme with lead

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u/attemptnumber58 Apr 08 '22

what the fuck

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u/0o-mox Apr 08 '22

Maybe this will help read the above correctly: Go read it. I read it. It's a lead bullet. I will lead him to the shore.

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u/-31415pi- 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 08 '22

rehahd

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u/NaBacLiom Apr 08 '22

Ghoti and chips, guv'nor? ;)

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

truth

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u/Mercayyy Apr 08 '22

American mfs saying that: through, though, tough, thorough and thought Are not the same word

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u/bananabandanamannana Apr 08 '22

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

According to the English f-ing dictionary this is a grammatically correct sentence

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u/il_Rick Apr 08 '22

how

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u/bananabandanamannana Apr 08 '22

Buffalo (a city in New York I think) buffalo (the animal) buffalo (to bully or cheat someone out of something)

Buffalo from buffalo buffalo other buffalo from buffalo or in short terms

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

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u/jdyeti Apr 08 '22

Buffalo (the city) Buffalo (the animal) Buffalo (intimidate) Buffalo (the city) Buffalo (the animal)

Put intelligible: Buffalo Bison intimidate themselves

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u/MejiroCherry Apr 08 '22

That’s too short. It’s

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

As in:

Buffalo (city) buffalo (animal), that buffalo (bully) Buffalo (city) buffalo (animal), also buffalo (bully) Buffalo (city) buffalo (animal).

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u/DoverBoys fat cunt Apr 08 '22

It can be longer:

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"

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u/Irishane Apr 08 '22

Interesting you chose Americans as the example when English came from England.

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u/DirectorialSilk Apr 08 '22

POISTIN

Ayyy wise guy I'm poistin from New Yawk ova' here

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u/Muihuiehedsueusl Apr 08 '22

Yeah but England is too disgusting to be talked about, it gives us gag reflex.

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u/Kanyeisntdope 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 08 '22

I mean, yeah, they're spelled and pronounced differently

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u/MattR0se Apr 08 '22

None of them even sounds like the other.

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u/PerryZePlatypus Apr 08 '22

Well, french have ver, vert, verre, vair, vers, all pronounced the same, sometimes meaning multiple things

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u/Batmanzer Apr 08 '22

Envie d’gicler

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Excuse moi Q U O I ?

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u/Batmanzer Apr 08 '22

j’ai dis cque j’ai dis

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Ah oui génial vraiment je te conseil de gicle dans le lababo

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u/rkirbo Apr 08 '22

quoi que hein

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u/Makkara126 Apr 08 '22

English mfs on their way to pronounce ”bomb”, ”tomb”, and ”comb”, without having any of them rhyme with each other.

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u/Mister-Finnagain Apr 08 '22

Blame that one on the French for conquering England in 1066. It's always the French...

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u/shiny-spleen Apr 09 '22

And the only thing they could agree on was that the "b" was silent lmao

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u/thedancer882747 Apr 08 '22

Reddit makes me feel like I am part of the human race.

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u/perfect-leads Apr 08 '22

proud to be human racist ❤

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u/OjoDeTigre Apr 08 '22

English speaking mfs on their to pronounce ououuughouhgt as 'u'

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u/Reticentandconfused Apr 08 '22 edited Apr 09 '22

It’s like they take a word and throw feathers and glitter and little fairy lights all over it.

Edit: no hate, a quote I’ve heard about English is that it’s not really a language, it’s multiple languages wearing a trench coat pretending to be a language. Still my personal fav.

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u/travistrane Apr 08 '22

Well .. funkyou !😀😀

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u/perfect-leads Apr 08 '22

Feuque* you. Literally how my French cousin pronounces it.

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u/floof420 Apr 08 '22

Please delete this pauxst

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u/Loca3091 Apr 08 '22

As a Quebecor, trust me.. you’ve seen nothing yet 😂😂😂😂

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u/Historiaaa Apr 08 '22

Il semble que ma supérioté linguistique ait causé un certain inconfort.

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u/CorruptedPheonix Apr 08 '22

Mais c’est pas cause d’inconfort, c’est correcte

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

English mfers on their way to pronounce Sean as Shawn but not Dean as dawn.

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u/Fillet-0-Fish Apr 08 '22

Sean isn’t actually an English name, it comes from Irish, and while I know nothing about Irish orthography, my understanding is that “Séan” is spelled pretty consistently with the rest of the language.

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u/kmukayed Apr 08 '22

There’s a reason why the name is spelled and pronounced the way it is and it’s because, incidentally, it originated from the French name ‘Jean’ which is pronounced kind of like ‘Jaun’. So Jean was adopted into England as ‘John’ which was then adopted into Ireland as ‘Sean’.

Something along those lines anyway

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u/Daiki_438 fat cunt Apr 08 '22

I speak French and I thought you were exaggerating est-il I read it as o.

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u/Upstairs_Lemon8176 Apr 08 '22

More like Ohohohoho but yeah

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u/Spike666666 Apr 08 '22

The fact that I speak french makes it 10000x times funnier

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u/Charakiga waltuh Oct 03 '22

Ils exagèrent quand même… au moins nous on boit pas de l’eau aux présidentielles (oui j’avais aucun mot pour la fin, les propositions sont les bienvenus).

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u/wheelchair-gamer98 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 08 '22

french people don’t exist they’re like birds, they’re both drones

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u/walking-pineapple Apr 08 '22

French mfs trying to find out what words are spelled some what similar so they can say “English speaking mfs…..”

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u/rhelhopeful Apr 08 '22

Oeaueaueaueaux! TAILSPIN!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

So? Look at how english pronounce "th"...

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u/Famous-Sample6201 Apr 08 '22

That's russian propaganda, jesus christ

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u/Icy_Practice7992 Mar 17 '23

Wow this meme xenaphoeaueauxbic

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u/stygger Apr 08 '22

If anything English is even more messed up when it comes to pronounciation, for obvious reasons. Has any other major language changed the way they pronounce all their vowls?!

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u/trilobot Apr 08 '22

It all comes back around because the majority of the issues with English spelling are because of the French introduction after the Norman invasion.

So we can still blame the French.

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u/ShikiRyumaho Apr 08 '22

French looks silly, but at least it's consistent. English is a guessing game, that's why you do Spelling Bee.

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u/FPiN9XU3K1IT Apr 08 '22

Changing pronounciation to a large extend is completely normal for all languages, what isn't normal is that English kept its orthography mostly the same since the 16th century despite those changes.

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u/MinecraftMusic13 Apr 08 '22

Oiseaux is pronounced "wazo". This is why I hate French

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Ta pute de mère ça sonne bien

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u/sebastichoupinenet Apr 10 '22

Peut-être qu'un petit "ta génitrice a la cuisse légère " serait tout aussi efficace . Mais ne les laissons pas trop s'enrichir culturellement ^

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u/DespairOfLoneliness Apr 08 '22

Mfw i realized "Jacques" is actually just "Jack"

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

no in fact you write...O...O...O...O...O....

it's christmas!!!!

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u/Parking-Secretary-87 Apr 08 '22

Isnit languagist ?? With the " 🤢"

As a french, i would have find it funny, but the emoji made it a little assh*lish

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u/jackcrux Apr 08 '22

More like "oooooooooooo"

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u/Mediocre_Pattern Apr 08 '22

Isn’t this just the noise ambulances make in France?

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u/Nyan_Studio Apr 08 '22

bahguiaite

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u/Hot_Dog_Cobbler Apr 08 '22

Me: "What's you're name?"

Welsh person: "It's Ian, but it's spelled weird."

Me: "Oh like with an 'e?'"

Welsh person: "It's Ionnnaeeennneeaaagghhadyyyd."

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u/BiscuitsAndAlsoGravy Apr 08 '22

English is a hard language.

It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.

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u/conspirytheoracy Apr 08 '22

Really gets my goat to see people making a mockery of the French language like this. It’s clearly pronounced

OwO✿

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Did anyone try to say that loudly how french pronoun "o" lol?

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u/JadedElk Apr 08 '22

Oiseaux, aka "Wazoo"

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u/Cosmic_Deezy Apr 08 '22

It’s CHOWDAH, say it right.

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u/GeoffreyGx Apr 08 '22

English isn't better

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u/Big40kNerd22 Apr 08 '22

English speaking mf's on their way to pronounce o as "ou"

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u/AcanthisittaSalty492 Apr 08 '22

I think this is not French. I think it is part of the lyrics to Morris Day and the Time "Jungle Love"

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u/Shiny_Hypno Apr 08 '22

Excuse me, can you pronounce Frome?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

why everyone hating on french

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u/Accomplished-Team312 Apr 08 '22

I don't get this joke

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u/Billiam_Ball Apr 08 '22

american mfs on their way to pronounce oughoughough as o

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u/saikitama Apr 08 '22

Germans call the Czech Republic the "Tschechische Republik"

I slightly regretting picking German to learn

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u/Huiisy Apr 08 '22

fuck French it's my first language

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u/SatanicFrenchy Apr 08 '22

As a french-canadian I see nothing wrong

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

Non sérieux.C'est pas mal chien ce que tu dit. Mais vrai. On est merdique les francais. CANADA!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

Je veux de l'eau

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u/aleksandrtokard Apr 09 '22

Oh les bâtards

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u/27_Hours Apr 09 '22

j’mange d’enfants

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u/YoshiGamerFR_yt 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 24 '22

Eaux. Waters.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Ain't no such thing as bad publicity

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u/PUSSY_MAN_THE_THIRD Oct 05 '22

As a fr*nch persoeoen i agree

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u/Klaouchie Oct 12 '22

as a french I think that we are mfs but still we don't care cuz we have baguette

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u/Dispaze I want pee in my ass Jan 25 '23

french on their way to pronounce “breauouxauexuouehueux” as “bruh”

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

I hate french.. OIE is pronounces as UA. LITERALLY THE ONLY 2 VOWELS NOT IN THE LETTER

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u/danielsandler00 Apr 08 '22

Oh god the French

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u/Eye_patched Apr 08 '22

Fre*ch 🤢🤮

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u/Senpai-OwO- Apr 08 '22

Would be pronounced o o o o o and forget the x at the end eau can’t be plural

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u/DresseuseDeJohto Apr 08 '22

Actually, «eau» can be plural. It's quite rare, but it exists. The only example that comes to my mind is «eaux usées» ("Wastewater"), but I'm sure there's other expressions using the plural «eaux».

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