Okay so with a few days to go, I’ve decided to list out ALL the callbacks which I am considering, and will share em here for the discussion and edification of others who are interested in callbacks :)
Feel free to chime in with alternatives or variants!!
1️⃣ “taco taco taco taco — I want a burrito!”
2️⃣ “go for the Oscar!”
(Cue “quake with fear you tiny fools!”)
3️⃣ “don’t kiss her Janet has Covid!”
4️⃣ “spell SLUT”
“J-A-N-E-T, I love you so”
5️⃣ “Brad my darling” / “Janet my slut”
6️⃣ “where are the Epstein files?”
“Burning in the fireplace”
7️⃣ “his name is not unknown to me”
“Yeah I saw it on a bathroom wall”
“Yeah he’s in the Epstein files!”
8️⃣ “I always cry at weddings”
“And laugh at funerals! And talk through movies!”
9️⃣ “you’re sticky he’s sticky I’m sticky we’re all STICKY!!”
🔟 [wig in bed] DON’T TOUCH THE HAIR!!
1️⃣1️⃣ “looks like turkey but it tastes like Meat Loaf!”
“What’s Trump say?”
“I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things”
(Dr. VON Scott)
“How would you tattoo an asshole?”
“Show him the monster truck!”
“I was saving myself—“ ☔️ “for what, a rainy day? Look outside it’s pouring!”
[seat-wetting] “and sticky fingers!”
“It’s Susan Sarandon wrap!!”
“He came in—“ [scott up the stairs] “—like a wrecking ball!” [smash through wall]
[when Columbia leaves Dinner and screams] “we secretly replaced Columbia’s vibrator with a straight razor let’s see if she notices!”
🧸 “—with a switchblade knife” 🔪 “—with a dick this size”
“At a deadly pace, it came ON JANET’S FACE”
[chanting] “his name is Robert Paulson”
“—& spit them out again!” (Columbia) “doesn’t anyone in this movie swallow?”
AFTER Medusa ⚡️ ZAPPING ROCKY: “how’s it feel after blowing everyone at the party?” 🥳 “Even smiling makes my face ache”
Columbia “—a big nothing!” 📏 “at least it was a BIG Nothing!”
Dr. Von Scott: “….like a good condom” / good condom / BAD condom
“…..& then I realize—“ 📣 “there ARE no hot single MILFs in my area, FUCK”
And lastly a classic:
“In body?” 🔫 “in SPIRIT, anyway”
