An alternate universe where Emily is liked by women and never met Josh and married him, and where Celia is still single and never met High-Five Ghost

And by the way, Candice, her daughter, never existed in that universe

Is there something wrong with me that her voice and appearance makes me find her attractive?

Thought it would be fun to determine what quote from Regular Show is the most memorable with each alphabet each day.

Rigby is the biggest piece of shit of all time. I dont care that people say 'he got redeemed at the later seasons' becoming the bare minimum after 5 seasons of being a selfish little fuck DOES NOT make up for what he did. He enslaved the park and tried to kill mordecai all to be player 1 because hes that much of a man child. He let his 'bestfriend' eat unicorn slump and when those same unicorns turned out to be massive assholes he comes running back to mordecai like the little bitch he is. He bets ALL of his 'friends' souls on a fucking bowling ball and dosnt even have the decency to tell them until the day they play the bowling match. He was willing to sacrifice skips for a fucking chooclate cake and didnt even want to go save skips until mordecai forced him too. His best friend asks him for a solid so he can finally go on a date with a girl hes had a crush on and what does rigby do to help his 'best friend'? he complains and bitches and makes mordecai take a shit in front of the girl he has a crush on because mordecai had the audacity to ask his friend for a favor. He is too selfish to save the park from the audit because he dosnt wanna hug his fucking brother. He almost kills mordecai in a freezer because hes so egotistical to accept he cant do certain things. He cheats (as usual) on a bet and when mordecai actually finds friends that treat him with respect he starts crying like a little bitch because hes gonna lose the only person who puts up with his bullshit. This RAT has the audacity to not clean up his own trash and makes it mordecais problem by ordering that AI wall.

The absolute worst sin of this little muppet is when mordecai is going to ask margaret out to see a movie and because rigby decides hes entitled to mordecais time and gets upset he wants to spend time with his crush instead of him he has the right to ruin mordecais plan by asking out margaret because he commited the cardinal sin of being nervous to talk to his crush and proceed to antagonize him until the point where mordecai finally pushes him back and because rigby is such a weak dickhead he goes flying like the tiny pebble he is into the void and despite all of that mordecai is still forgiving enough to bring rigby back even after the torment he suffered from that piece of shit

I got this Monstrosity after typing in “Mordecai and Muscle Man from Regular Show having a hamburger eating contest” 👀

Before you grab your pitchforks, hear me out…Margaret was actually a better partner for Mordo than CJ AND I CAN EXPLAIN WHY (again, don’t kill me yet).

Yes, CJ was the better individual character and in a lot of ways, definitely gave off the more chill, approachable vibes. She had more personality. But she and Margaret both were toxic af, just in different ways. CJ would go off at even the slightest inconvenience to her feelings, she even almost got Margaret AND Mordecai killed once as an example. Margaret was also toxic and hers is more self explanatory because it felt like she was stringing him along and then dumped him for a lame ass reason. But where things change is that Margaret was actually making Mordecai better and imo opinion helping him reach his full potential. CJ was more chill sure, but Margaret actually made him leave his comfort zone MANY times. CJ was the safer option, metaphorically, but we saw less growth from him. And he knew that too, which is why he was so conflicted and didn’t end up with either of them.

Likewise, he made Margaret better in a different way, cause outside of wanting to be with her, Mordecai was way more chill and down to earth than she was. Margaret always seemed to be stressed out about the small things in life and being around Mordecai (slightly) mellowed her out. I know you guys are gonna disagree with this lol but I’m all for good character development. And unlike characters like Rigby or Muscleman who developed as a direct result of being around/influenced by their partners, Mordecai didn’t have that. He took waaay too long to let Margaret know how he felt so I don’t fault her for that. Plus I see fans saying she didn’t like him like that but that wasn’t the case to me. Idk I’m just a fan if the show lol you guys can flame me now

dude what the fuck how could i have missed this i don't even.