r/rapping • • May 09 '20

Kim jong un rap I am not good at raping so if anyone wants to rap this go ahead but please credit the lord Lionel Landis. I will sue you if you don't. Has bad words in it. NSFW

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Yeah yeah. yeah. Lionel Landis the Lord. Son of God. Yeah. You know. God created earth. 3000 years ago. And he said. Let there be freedom. But then Kim jong un started communism. In korea. He is bad. I hate him he knows nothing and he is fat. Kim jong un your game is finished. My rhymes are so fire you are like. Ow you burned my ass. (Instrumental) Kim is dead now thanks to Lionel. Lionel Landis the Lord Lionel Landis sent to earth by God our Lord. Destroy comunism. And save freedom! (Break dancing montage) yeah more raps are coming. Lionel Landis 2020


r/rapping • • Aug 22 '20

this guy lowkey fire

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r/rapping • • May 20 '19

I made a rap about Australian television and about how bad it is.

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Television R

Today tonight,

With a fright,

Family food fight

Married at first sight,

It’s a blight

Every Friday night,

4 o’clock

5 o’clock

6 o’clock

7 o’clock

8 o’clock

The block,

Grand designs

Close the blinds

The bell chimes

The bachelor

It’s a blur

What a waste of time

It’s a rhyme

My kitchen rules

Grab your tools H

You’re all fools

MasterChef

Your nan’s deaf

Kardashian

Their gods sin

Get in the bin

The walking dead

I like bread

Gold rush

Hush, hush, hush

You made me blush

Riverdale

I harvest kale

Can you speak Braille

This has gone to a worldwide scale

Bondi vet

Your nans a fortnite sweat

Meet

Gary Ablett

Highway patrol H

I live in holes

I eat bowls

family feud

And so, I preclude

that

your nan’s deaf

my names Jeff

bananas in pyjamas

your running’ for your mamas

game of games

I’m spitting straight flames

Now over to James

Behind the news we’re getting R

The views

Full house

Mickey mouse

Little red riding hood

I think this poem is good

My little pony

I’m not a phony

Happy days

I’m a part of FaZe

Only fools and horses

Oh no here come the North Korean military forces

Playschool

Time to duel

You damn fool

Family guy

Time to die

From a fly

Arrow

To a smelly toe

Die your foe!

HJ It all comes back to television though!


r/rapping • • Aug 13 '19

He speaks enchantment table

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r/rapping • • Jul 29 '19

I understand this gets irratating and i understand most people won't care so if you don't just skip past this. But If by any chance you're still reading then it would mean the world if anyone could give me a chance and listen to my new song and lmk what they think. Have a amazing day

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r/rapping • • Jun 19 '19

A challenge for the ultimate freestylist

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Is there anyone here who would try to freestyle to this:

https://youtu.be/hV2-zFh3tAU

It's got a good rhythm and I can hear it in my mind, but I suck at freestyling.

It would be super dope to hear someone rhyming to this through.

Any takers?


r/rapping • • May 13 '19

Cleft Kid With a dream for being able to rap.

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I'm 17.

I'm homeschooled, and working on a career in programming.

I enjoy writing music and finding new ways to vent through art.

One art I enjoy is rapping.

I find inspiration through Chance the rapper, Childish Gambino, Tyler the Creator, and Del the funky homosapien.

(just to list my top favorites)

Lyrical significance and storytelling through rapping is extremely important and means a lot to me.

But the problem is I was born with a cleft palate.

I'm not really able to move my face perfectly or talk like normal people.

And it took many many years of speech therapy to make it to where I am now.

(Considering I'm in junior-toastmasters) Lol.

I still feel paranoid about conversing.. Let alone rapping.

I've spent countless hours on youtube instrumentals just freestyling. But I hate the sound of my voice and the way I talk.

But if my mother, (who also has a cleft palate) can play the flute.. Why can't I rap?

I don't know if It was silly for me to post here.. or if i'm off-topic.

But I really don't want to give up on my dreams.

Even if this is a hobby.

Even if this NEVER goes anywhere.

I want to be able to rap.

I'm not sure If i'm posting this for just getting my thoughts out or something.

But I could use some advice.

Thanks

~Azzy


r/rapping • • Apr 19 '19

Should i do it?

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Yo guys i like a Girl on my school very much. I want to show her my feelings so i tought i write her a rap love song. I dont know how to express my feelings. Should i writer her the song? I also want to make the beat self


r/rapping • • Aug 25 '20

crick - red wine (feat. jayj) [p. snorkatje]

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r/rapping • • Aug 19 '20

Eris - Just Met Her (Prod. by Big Jerm)

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r/rapping • • Aug 02 '20

ryster - treasure (feat. maj)

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r/rapping • • Oct 11 '19

Disability never defines me I chose to create my own destiny and message through my music I am a disabled rapper.

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r/rapping • • Oct 05 '19

So you want to be a rapper? OK cool... but please check out this advice.

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So you want to be a rapper? OK that's fine if you're still young and you have true lyrical skills, musically inclined and have the buzz and connections... but some of you young Black brothers need to understand that you are simply going to have to get out here and get JOBS. Now don't get me wrong because I'm not on here to discourage anyone, and if you keep reading, you will find that I'm actually on your side. It's just that you need to know that there are thousands of people trying to enter the music business as rappers, singers, songwriters, producers or instrumentalist and the truth is... "not everyone is going to make it and only a select few as a matter of fact." So what's your plan B and C?

You need to make it a point to at least finish high school; don't get caught up in drugs, violence or other types of crime. If you have the opportunity to get a higher level education or get into the military for training that can be used out here in the civilian world then do so, and don't forget... you can ALWAYS go to a trade school or take a job and try to work your way up in the company while taking courses over time. There's any NUMBER of things you can do to earn an honest living and succeed in this world. Learn how to think beyond rapping "just in case" no matter HOW much you love the music game because rap career or no rap career... you still have to eat, and you want to be able to sustain yourself and your family in relative comfort in the future.

If you live in "The Hood", then don't let let your current socio-economic condition or PEOPLE make believe this is where you belong or have to stay or that being a rap (or basketball) star is your only way out. That whole mentality is nothing but a bunch of low self-expectation, limited world view, tribal and "crab-in-the-barrel" bullshit!!! Check this out: NO ONE is obligated to "remain in the hood", "stay true to the hood" or be ghetto just because they're Black or because their family and friends can't or don't want to leave. If you REALLY want to get out of there, then you will whether you become a rapper or not. Just sayin'.

In the meantime... I do wish you luck, and please take this advice as you pursue your career in rap and hip-hop music:

· Make sure to learn some basic music theory (at least).

· Expand your vocabulary, and learn something about life and the rest of the world so you can rap about more things than the "The Hood" and gangsta crap.

· For Black rappers - Don't call your Black brothers the N-word in your lyrics just because a record company wants you to believe this is what's going to make you seem more "hard, ghetto, authentically Black and more believable." Most of this stuff is all gimmick, but I think most people know this by now, and you don't want to be a negative influence on your own impressionable young Black brothers and sisters... do you?

· Work on your diction and phrasing so your fans can really understand what you're saying. You really CAN be articulate and "cool with it" at the same time.

· Learn as much as you can about copyrights, music publishing and the types of music publishing contracts, recording contracts, royalties (and types), master tapes, standard manager fees, and learn the actual purpose and use of the record company's "sign-on advance" so you don't fuck up and owe them a lot of money after you make it big.

· Avoid thug-ass record producers, promoters and all things that remind you of "a certain well-known person in the rap music game."

· Do not allow your old friends to guilt-trip you, leech off you or try to keep you part of the same crime and crap that you SHOULD be trying to get AWAY from and outgrow.

· Keep it professional... keep it legit... keep it legal... keep it real, and you should be fine.

Now... for all of you would-be rappers who are 35 to 40 something that have your woman supporting your ass while you chase your dream of being the next 50 Cent... here's my advice to you. Negro get a damn job!!!

You heard it from a Black man.

Peace!


r/rapping • • Aug 11 '19

I know this might be some dumb shi to hear and you gonna make assumptions but i assure you it ain't like that, i made a song bout area 51 and i think it low-key slaps. I wanted to get others opinions and feedback on it in hopes they'll gimme a chance. If not, it's all good I'm not trippin🔥👌

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r/rapping • • Jun 18 '19

What grade rapper am i?

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Okay so i can recite rap god at 1.5X speed, homicide at 1.25X and not alike by eminem at 1.25X, Is it decent/considerable speed ? (And yeah i recite them the way they are sung not in any other tone, also im 16)


r/rapping • • May 19 '19

Denzel Curry Freestyle on IG Live

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r/rapping • • Aug 25 '20

Autumn! - Girl From The Club! (prod. Cody Lemont, Dior Blunt)

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r/rapping • • Aug 13 '20

What songs is this editor using I can’t telllll

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r/rapping • • Aug 12 '20

7RU7H - Last Goodbye

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r/rapping • • Aug 11 '20

Moe Young - Pullin Up ft. Ty Fontaine

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r/rapping • • Aug 08 '20

Eris - Late.

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r/rapping • • Aug 08 '20

Eris x Kid Ink - It’s On (Remix)

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r/rapping • • Aug 06 '20

Museums Aura Da Prophet Ft. $aint Paul

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r/rapping • • Aug 04 '20

Latino Rapping

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Hey y’all. I need help looking for a video. It was an older video of this Latino young man rapping. He looks like he was in the kitchen/ laundry room. I remember vaguely he had a brown polo with strips. I remember seeing it in MySpace and early Facebook

Anyone have a cause please let me Know


r/rapping • • Jul 07 '20

yungmanderek - volume

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