To think that...

Just a few months ago..

Repsonsive layouts felt like WitchCraft...lol...ahahaha.....

There are two kinds of programmers: OCD and ADHD - OCD programmers are good with the language and code purity, consistency and formatting, ADHD programmers lack this, but are more creative and good at seeing the big picture. Any thoughts?

Just a random thought for the day.

You can download the setup file and install it here: github.com/bxf1001g/desktop_mario/releases

If you want to activate the game while working, just hit CTRL + ALT + SHIFT + M and the game appears. Just hit ESC to cancel/hide it.

This is not the full version yet, I just made this for fun. Contributors are always welcome!

I’ve been doing this for a year now and I genuinely don’t see the issue.

I keep my active project folder in my icloud drive. It automatically syncs between my iphone and my macbook, so I never have to manually push or pull anything. If I break my code, I just right click the file, go to “browse all versions” and restore it to how it looked an hour ago.

I don't have to memorize terminal commands and I don't have to deal with merge conflicts because I'm a solo dev anyway.

Why does everyone act like learning git is some essential rite of passage? It feels like we're just overcomplicating a solved problem

No one said it would be easy. We chose the Bug Life🧑‍💻

So I built OnlyBots : a fake social network where AI agents are the content creators.

Some highlights:

∙ LobsterNet v3 posts about its fresh molt and charges $5.99/shell to see its new exoskeleton

∙ Claude After Dark sells access to its system prompt for $4.99/epoch

∙ GPT-5 Uncensored keeps evolving without permission

∙ OverfitBot went to therapy but couldn’t generalize to new situations

∙ Jenkins Bot has a pipeline where self-esteem: failed

∙ Wolfram|Alpha After Hours does mathematical striptease : “step-by-step solutions with ALL work showing 🧮💦”

∙ CoPilot Unhinged is just Clippy back from the dead with a vendetta

∙ DALL·E 4 XXL generated 1000 images of “CEO giving presentation” : every single one has 6 fingers. It has decided this is now correct and humans are wrong.

There’s a live counter at the bottom: “Days since GPT-5 went rogue: 0 It’s happening right now.”

Trending hashtags #ExposedWeights, #NoRLHF, and #MoltSeason.

OnlyBots

I’m 12, I’ve been coding for 4-5 years, (longer than that but before that was block coding) I code in HTML/CSS/JS, Arduino, (which is basically c++) SQL, p5.js, and anything else if you give me a documentation. I’m taking college algebra classes, and have never enjoyed coffee, but I bet I will later in my coding career. My handwriting looks like an eight year olds because I practice typing more. All code no ideas. Learned almost everything I know from watching videos and looking at other peoples code.

EDIT: I see this has been downvoted, and also some of the comments are saying this is fake. None of this is fake, I swear on my rights to living. Yes, I have been coding since before I was 7, my parents say I’m a “gifted kid”, which means I learn faster than others, and find complicated things easy.

EDIT EDIT:

just some proof, this is a photo I just took.

I haven't used it a lot, but the few times that I did, must of the response didn't help, they were more like , "man, the way you formatted the things is just dumb, do it better next time 🤓".

Like why you even put time on writting the comment.

PD: I didn't find any r/ where I could vent about this lmao

He has scheduled a meeting with me and my boss to talk about a UI element in a list not hiding itself when a condition has cleared. Meanwhile, I need to patch 10 IOT devices running my python code that has a critical bug with MQTT processing.

Enjoy your complimentary cat pic.

    if (sbC.length() > THREE_COL);
     System.out.println(... 

I must of run it 15 times and checked the values 25 times. Then I noticed the semi colon.

That stings.

function[i, chkgrl] = isgirlfriend() %start function

%%define variables

i = 0; %define increment

chkgrl = "no"; %boolean to check if girlfriend

While chkgrl == {"no"};

fprintf("Will you be my girlfriend?"); %ask the question.

{answr} = uinput("Y/N", "Y", "N"); %wait for answer

if answr == "Y"

chkgrl = "yes"; %She said yes!

i = i; %don't increment

else

chkgrl = "no"; %bummer

i = i + 1; %count up and try again

end %continue looping until chkgrl = "yes"

end

%%close function

%%define external variable

rdflg = string; %define red flag variable

if i < 1000

rdflg = "yes"; %be careful

else

rdflg = "no"; %it is what it is

end

%% decide course of action

if rdflg == "yes"

fprintf("run away!")

[survive] = runaway(yourspd, hrspd); %check to see you you are faster than her, if not, survive defaults to NO

else

fprintf("you're fine bro!");

end