r/orgaism

Is it “or gay izm”

“Or guy ism”

“Orgasm”

“Or jay ism”

“Or ji ism”

Other?

Wassup faggots? Lemme tell you about some crazy shit that happened to me a few days ago. Hold on to your dicks. So yeah, I was walking down the street when I saw someone that just killed his family and ate 1000 cheeseburgers who just sat on a cactus and was like 'OH FUCK IT'S GOING UP MY WATSEEHOOLIEDAR'. I tried to help him chopping the cactus off but I accidentally chopped off his willy, which fell on a cheeseburger. A dog decided to eat it and it puked it up, but the willy was intact so it decided to eat it again. Then I cut a hole on the cactus and put my doohickydee in it for no reason, and it felt quite sensational to say the least. Then, I fell down the sewer and met Gandhi, who was having gay sex with Hitler and the corpse of the other guy. I decided to steal their weed and go back to my apartment... BUT NO! I saw batman molesting an ostrich whilst it was giving birth there! I was so angry I smacked them with a dildo off the building. The wall repair costed 700 dollars, and a gangster stole all my dildos while I was waiting for the repairmen. I never fucked a cactus since then.

Therefore you're about to get fucked.

And you are not allowed to eat it

So watch out for cannibalistic rotting stag head man next time you go into the woods during winter!!

An example of how a very ancient folkway can be incorporated into our culture without us even realizing is provided by discussing Amanita Muscaria. If you go to the encyclopedia Britannica and you look up Santa Claus, they’ll tell you it has to do with St Nicholas and it got started in the eleventh century, but when you look at the Santa Claus story, it’s a perfect uh uh mythologen to analyze from this point of view because, look what’s going on with Santa Claus. First of all, Santa Claus’ colors are red and white, the colors of the Amanita Muscaria for sure. Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, what does this mean? It means Santa Claus lives at the Axis Mundi, where Yggdrasil the magic world ash from Welch mythology has taken root. Santa Claus flys. This is what shaman do. Santa Claus is the master of the reindeer, the animal most associated with the Amanita Muscaria. Santa Claus is aided in his work by troops of elves. Look what’s going on with Santa Claus. And what is the work of Santa Claus? To build toys for children. Remember the DMT thing saying “Look at this, look at this.” Well those were off duty elves . . . clearly. So here are all the motifs, and I believe for children in our culture, all the Christer stuff is not what Christmas is about. Christmas is about dancing in front of the tree on Christmas morning, with the gifts array, and the twinkling lights on. Well that tree, is the tree that the Amanita Muscaria forms it’s symbiotic relationship to, its always spruce or pine but it has a mycorrhiza relationship. So the number of motifs relating Santa Claus to a cult of Amanita Muscaria, theres almost nothing but relational motifs there, but if you suggest this to people they just back away in horror. Yeah.

When is the next sacred meeting to discuss our divine relations and proceedings between disciples? I'm already stocking gremlin bodies for the sacrifices.

What are the topics and preperation for upcoming orgy?

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I HAVE YET

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