r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '21
Reloading random objects by @kommanderkarl
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u/q0099 Dec 14 '21
The animation in this new Team Apartment 2 game is top notch!
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Team Apartment 2:
We have Postman, Veteran, Arsonist, Drunkard, bigsex, Programmer, Nurse, Inspector and an Attorney
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u/Satv9 Dec 14 '21
Postman: Always spawns outside the front door of the apartment, with a paper shank. Bonus is longer spawn protection and the ability to choose which way you enter the apartment. You can also deliver mail to other players which can inflict status effects- most often "emotional crits" on enemies and positive effects on allies.
Veteran: Spawns on one of the higher apartment floors on a porch, with a pistol- the only ordinary weapon in the game. Shoots weapons much more accurately but moves slower and has lower health. Also can sometimes spawn with a negative status condition, including some exclusive effects like PTSD which causes random sounds and the player to hallucinate imaginary enemies.
Arsonist: Spawns in any maintenance closet, with a lighter and aerosol can. Is less vulnerable to inflicted status effects and has slightly higher health. In exchange, shoots weapons less accurately.
Drunkard: Spawns on one of the higher floors sprawled on a couch, with a bottle of whisky. Always spawns with the "hungover" effect, which decreases your FOV and makes you move slower. To get rid of this, they can drink the whisky which makes their vision wobbly but increases damage resistance and the effect of melee weapons. The drunk effect goes away after 5 minutes, and the hungover effect returns, but of course that can be dispelled again by drinking more.
Bigsecks: Exclusive class to pre-orderers. Always spawns on a bed on the first floor apartment. *REDACTED*
Programmer: Spawns in the computer room (varies between maps). Can use the devices such as apartment security cams, lock certain doors, set off fire alarms and extinguishers, and activate secret devices. In exchange, has much lower health and can be killed instantly by melee weapons. (The computer room is hard to break into)
Nurse: Spawns either in an apartment or if the map has one, a medical room or such. Spawns with a defibrillator which does massive electric damage to enemies who are not properly grounded and breaks electrical devices, and also can be used to revive allies from the cardiac arrest effect. When they use status healing items it is more effective. In exchange, they have much lower health.
Inspector: Spawns in a random location, with a inspection plaque. This plaque can be used as a melee weapon or, once per game for each team, to lock off a room, ejecting anybody currently inside who is not an Inspector or Attorney at high speed and making it inaccessible. They also move faster. However, they have shorter spawn protection duration and do less damage with melee weapons.
Attorney: Spawns in a random location or if the map allows the back door of the apartment. Armed with a gavel, which is an average melee weapon but can be used to perform actions including "restraining orders" which prevents an enemy from getting near you or an ally, or "item confistication" which immediately takes an enemy's weapon and transfers it to your loadout temporarily.
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u/ThankYouLoba Dec 15 '21
Do you know how to get early access? Been wanting to play the Attorney so I can use the āObjection!ā ability.
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u/BlaqShine I have seen enough, I'm satisfied Mar 03 '22
I always thought of a game where the guns are household objects lmao
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u/ClashOfTheEnder Dec 14 '21
These are all excellent. Those over the top movements are crucial!
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Nice CAULK!
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Why did it have to sound like a fuckin Wii Sports announcer hahahaha Iām genuinely in bits laughing at this shit
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u/AnorakJimi Dec 14 '21
The best part is the sound effects. They're absolutely spot on, they sound so juicy and perfect. Also he must have been using a lot of editing effects, I'm not even sure how he did it, like the one that turns on the light bulb for example. Maybe for some of then he had 2 videos or then which he cleverly edited together seamlessly.
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u/demon_fae Dec 14 '21
The lamp one especially almost certainly has several very well-hidden cuts. Watch how he took the old bulb out-doing that should just result in broken glass and a wrecked lamp. I think he cut from lamp with burnt bulb to empty lamp to lamp with on bulb and hid the cuts with careful choreography and motion blur. Thatās probably why that one also looks slightly more video-game-y than the others (at least to me)
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u/AJ_Deadshow Dec 14 '21
Each movement is an assured full motion force that drives every precise action down without hesitation.
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u/schnuck Dec 14 '21
Just when you think youāve seen it all, a wild video like this shows up.
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u/jukebox_125 Dec 14 '21
The movements are so animated and over the top. I love this so much
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u/shalene Dec 14 '21
It's also a super accurate remake of how my 5th grade students sharpen their pencils!
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I love that the toaster sounds like an M1 Garand.
Get some toast with that delicious sound.
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u/History_buff_actor Dec 14 '21
New business idea, toaster that makes an M1 ping when itās done!
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u/Greydusk1324 Dec 14 '21
So glad somebody else heard that sound too! I heard my dads voice sayin watch your thumb on the reload.
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u/NietJij Dec 14 '21
My dad used to talk about the army and said that everybody complained about something they called the Thumb-Garand. Having next to zero exposure to guns in my country (other then the occasional gun brand named in a movie) it's nice to suddenly see the name Garand pop up with proof that my dad wasn't some weirdo making random shit up.
Fuck, I miss you dad.
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u/This-Willingness-762 Dec 14 '21
I like how he makes the pencil disappear.
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Where did the pencil go?
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u/NaeAyy8 Dec 14 '21
This guy has a pain killer addiction so he can just shove pencils into his arm with little pain.
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u/RUacronym Dec 14 '21
Pretty sure he's making hidden cuts all over the place. For instance, when he is loading the cassette tape into the card holder.
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u/vaerix_ Dec 14 '21
Ta da! It's ah, it's.. gone.
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u/LightlyStep Dec 14 '21
That wasn't a magic trick, I saw the pencil just went up into his eye. This is lame.
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u/L2Hiku Dec 14 '21
Ok the wallet and the lamp got me.
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u/notthathungryhippo Dec 14 '21
i donāt understand how he unloaded and loaded the ridge wallet in one motion. it takes me 15 mins of fumbling to get the cards to go in.
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u/ArthurianX Dec 14 '21
Some frames may or may not be cut from the video to give that effect.
NICE CAULK! tho
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u/DuckVakarian Dec 14 '21
Couldn't take my eyes off that huge Caulk..
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u/inerlite Dec 14 '21
Thatās what she said
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u/SoDakZak Dec 14 '21 edited Dec 14 '21
āI swear officer, he marched right into my house, dressed like a carpenter, whipped out his big white caulk and just started squirting it all over my kitchen, my bathroom, my cuā¦..ā Seriously redditor, why tf are you reading this. Iām a nobody. A construction worker from South Dakota named Zak. We have no connection, but now, youāll forever know me as the guy who almost, almost made you laugh at a caulk joke.
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u/tomakelove Dec 14 '21
the hand movement when reloading the tiny orange plastic gun is too accurate!
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u/darctones Dec 14 '21
The dyson hit close to home. I feel like a bad ass every time clean the filter
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u/AcuteSloppySecant Dec 14 '21
Wait.. are we supposed to?
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u/oblio- Dec 14 '21
Most important thing I learnt recently: if you have a thing, it can be cleaned and it should be cleaned. Otherwise after a while it will stop doing what it's supposed to do and even worse, it will stink, dirty up the place or even become a fire hazard.
Examples of thing: dishwasher, vacuum cleaner, washing machine, clothes dryer, shower drain, shoes, car, etc.
Yes, even the things that you use for cleaning need to be cleaned.
Look up how to do it online or in the manual. Especially if you suspect the thing to be breaking down.
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u/EllaL Dec 14 '21
Something about the way they move their arms looks like it's CGI, like the movements remind me of Sid from Toy Story.
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u/LAX_to_MDW Dec 14 '21
Iirc the guy making the videos is an actual CG designer for big videogames, so I get why he nails the nuance
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u/UncleSam420 Dec 14 '21
This is edited video footage. Heās an animator, so heās got a lot of experience making this reference himself.
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u/Luxpreliator Dec 14 '21
Not well-versed in film but I've read that removing frames can create this sort of thing. It looks real to me but does look strange.
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u/big_ficus Dec 14 '21
Yes, a lower frame rate tends to make things a lot more cinematic. Thereās a lot more motion blur within frames when this happens.
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I think it might be the way he adds a slight sway at the end of each reload while he maintains a perfect aim posture.
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u/BeardedRaleigh Dec 14 '21
I donāt comment much but when I do. Itās for something wicked awesome.
Nice job.
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u/Pesime Dec 14 '21
You have several comments every day over the last several days lmfao
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u/HallowskulledHorror Dec 14 '21
Imagine a multi-player shooter set in a dream-like sprawling indoor environment. Besides the fact that it's endless room after room with no windows or doors (that lead outside), it's completely mundane in appearance, and populated with normal household items - but literally anything you can pick up and grab can be cocked, fired, and reloaded like a gun, and if you ditch or throw an item it vanishes and spawns somewhere else so many seconds after you drop it.
Different items do different levels of damage and have different numbers of rounds, some are more plentiful, different areas have different likelihoods of spawning items - you're only ever going to find the toaster in kitchen zones, but if you get a rare spawn like say, a shoulder-mounted foot-peddle garbage can, other players better watch out!
Could be different modes - last person standing, time limit, hostile mobs, capture the flag, etc. Honestly could even see it as a thing in a single-player story-driven game where you're only experiencing someone's perspective in a recurring dream they're having; the environment is based on series of homes and places they've lived, and something has happened where everywhere they go that's supposed to be safe, they've become hypervigilant and ready for combat. You fight off a strange and nightmarish threat while working through whatever is going on in their subconscious, with the ending you get based on the choices about what rooms and items you chose to interact with or use to puzzle solve.
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u/Bangzee Dec 14 '21
Sounds like a job for some procedural generation, with some love crafted on top. Got yourself a winner.
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Dec 14 '21 edited Dec 14 '21
So I'm not the only one who tactical reloads everyday objects?
I died when he pretended to charge the handle on the baby toy
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u/CosmicFriendLee Dec 14 '21
This is what I spent a big part of my childhood doing lol. Its crazy how much of that imagination gets repressed because of society while growing up. More power to the ones who continued to imagine.
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u/TheDopestShiznallah Dec 14 '21
Fuck that target toaster. I have one. I hate that sob.
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u/meatywood Dec 14 '21
What the fuck is up with toasters these days? I have tried and tried to find a toaster that can evenly toast a slice or two of bread and they have all failed.
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u/TheDopestShiznallah Dec 14 '21
Seriously. I feel your frustration. Honestly I would check your local thrift stores. Older ones are way better than this new age crap.
Iām going to start a subreddit dedicated to toasters. Iāll include you mos def.
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u/Hellige88 Dec 14 '21
Now I want a game where literally every object on the map is some kind of weaponā¦
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u/Taizan Dec 14 '21
The jerkiness and exaggeration are what make them so typical that it could be straight out of a game. I'm impressed and indeed oddly satisfied!
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u/_Wyse_ Dec 14 '21
If you like this, you need to check out: [when 4chan designed guns].
The silenced knife is my favorite. But the one that shoots bullets into its own magazine has some real potential.
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u/Sandsturm_DE Dec 14 '21
Haha, the lightbulb at the end
He should have changed the head of a toilet brush once.
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u/landubious Dec 14 '21
Wtf happened with the light bulb?
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u/NerdyElsa Dec 14 '21
Lamp wasn't plugged in originally, then used quick cuts to make it seem like reloading it with a new bulb made it turn on
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u/CaseFace5 Dec 14 '21
Jesus my brain did not pick up this was live action for longer than Iād like to admit
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u/SeriousWizard Dec 14 '21
Why is this so successful?? Someone with editing knowledge please explain to me why this looks exactly like a fps
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u/gamebuster Dec 14 '21
Iām also trying to figure out whatās going on. I think itās clever small cuts combined with just great āactingā
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u/HistoricallyFunny00 Dec 14 '21
This made me realise how unrealistic the realistic reloading scenes are
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u/FlavourofCuriosity Dec 14 '21
This is one of the single most satisfying videos Iāve ever watched! Well done!
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u/addysol Dec 14 '21
I love that the one shot nerf gun has a 14 round clip. The toaster only reloads to 2 so it's not an oversight
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u/nothintos33 Dec 14 '21
the caulk one is legit me every time i have to use one of those.
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u/SableGear Dec 14 '21
I appreciate the choice of HUD, the """weapons"""", and I also deeply appreciate the lambda tattoo. Well done.
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u/Defa1t_ Dec 14 '21
This made my day. Excellent delivery and just what this start of the week needed.
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u/minisculebarber Dec 14 '21
I am convinced that bulb had to break at the wall several times before getting it right
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These are cool and all, but how was he that rough with the light, and where did the pencil go?
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u/Aries_218 Dec 14 '21
Would someone mind reminding me where Iāve heard this music?
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u/lIllIlIIIlIIIIlIlIll Dec 14 '21
Okay, now that I'm seeing this, why? Why do game devs/animators/directors make the reload animation look like you're beating the gun for overdue rent?
Just... reload it. Quickly and efficiently.
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u/thomasquwack Dec 14 '21
The sounds are what got me. Iām hearing sounds from Half Life, Return to Castle Wolfenstein, and tons of other games. Perhaps even some of the older Medal of Honor sound effects?
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u/DocHoliday96 Dec 17 '21
Some of these people have some next level creativity. Who tf would have ever thought of this and then pulled it off so cleanly?
Incredible some of the talent we would never witness without the internet.
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u/Odd-Cap-6447 Dec 14 '21
I need a new reload animation for putting pickles in my asshole. Right now, I bend over and blow out the empty shells like I'm dryfiring a mortar, then I grab a few pickles, spread myself wide and shove them up my flesh chamber. I like to wiggle them at the end of the reload so my player two knows they're ready for suckling.
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u/mediumokra Dec 14 '21
Awesome! Though can anybody tell me what that first object is? I can't make it out.
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u/doug-iefresh Dec 14 '21
Something about the way his arms float unnaturally and dangle in the air with over-exaggerated movements make this believable as a mod for an FPS. Well-acted.