r/oddlysatisfying • • Dec 23 '18

Certified Satisfying This cookie

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u/mythriz Dec 23 '18

Adding green lines on the sleeves That looks cool I guess.

Skewing the lines to make it look like a knit pattern What is this magic!

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u/SarahMakesYouStrong Dec 24 '18

My first thought was frustration that she didn’t fill in the other sleeve with red before doing the green lines but then she made it magical and all was right.

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u/greg19735 Dec 24 '18

It's probably because to do the magic it needs to be done before the bottom layer sets.

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u/UhOhFeministOnReddit Dec 24 '18

Yeah, I've only messed with royal icing once, and it dries A LOT quicker than you think it would. It's not easy to work with. Hence my only ever having made it the one time.

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u/LadyRimouski Dec 24 '18

The thing is, it's the standard for decorating, but it tastes terrible

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

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u/mamaknittinbitch Dec 24 '18

I had the same thought.

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u/trenlow12 Dec 24 '18

I was thinking I hope she draws a pornographic scene on the sweater with icing, and that didn't pan out.

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u/Fallen_Through Dec 24 '18

You obviously aren't Welsh

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u/Soulshine1978 Dec 24 '18

I could watch these all day long, watching decorating sugar cookies like this is always amazing and oddly satisfying to me

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u/PenPenGuin Dec 24 '18

You'll probably like this Youtube channel then.

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u/ILikeLenexa Dec 24 '18

I prefer Julia Usher. She is a national treasure and we don't deserve her.

https://youtu.be/qG7tLSs6u9g

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u/TheCookieHolic Dec 24 '18

Thank you! Super fun to make.

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u/MadBigote Dec 24 '18

I'm so stoned atm and that was freaking cool. I miss the little red dot on the middle that was all covered in red, though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Pikachu meme

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u/richard_towel Dec 24 '18

Omg when that happened I made an audible noise

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u/FantastixFishie Dec 24 '18

I audibly gasped when they did that part

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u/-Enrique_Shockwave- Dec 24 '18

I thought it was a flower until he started writing words on it

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u/ILikeLenexa Dec 24 '18

Watch Julia Usher for a few dozen hours.

https://youtu.be/qG7tLSs6u9g

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u/petuniapossum Dec 24 '18

That was the moment I upvoted this post

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u/rektard422 Dec 23 '18

Totally didn't expect Shaun the sheep

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u/SuspiciousArtist Dec 24 '18

Yes this whole thing became decidedly British when I realized it wasn't Santa's beard.

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u/Killllerr Dec 24 '18

Is shaun the sheep a british thing? I remember it from when i was a kid and i'm american.

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u/GrunkleCoffee Dec 24 '18

Aardman Animations are one of our best cultural exports. Wallace and Gromit, Chicken Run, Shaun the Sheep, and plenty of others.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

It’s made by the same people who made Wallace and Gromit.

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u/NRMusicProject Dec 24 '18

Totally was expecting Santa.

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u/agent_uno Dec 24 '18

At first it looked like a toilet with the seat up. Then like an overhead view of Kirk’s captains chair. Then the sweater I got last Xmas.

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u/Vandiirn Dec 23 '18

Is that even legal to eat now?

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Eating that cookie will get you 10 years in prison without parole

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u/GrottyKnight Dec 24 '18

I will make it legal.

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u/QueefyMcQueefFace Dec 24 '18

Only a sheep deal in absolutes.

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u/otterplus Dec 24 '18

Legal? Yes. Painful? Also yes.

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u/yeahsureYnot Dec 24 '18

I think whoever purchaces it should be able to eat it lawfully. Or the creator of the cookie, assuming their work is not the property of their employer. It really comes down to legal ownership.

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u/Vandiirn Dec 24 '18

You lawyers and your laws...

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u/accountname12345678 Dec 24 '18

Yeah sure y not

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

That cookie probably doesn’t taste too good. Looks good though!

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u/Ashybuttons Dec 24 '18

In my experience, that style of cookie is awful to eat. The cookie is sad and the icing is just way too sugary. They sure look nice, though

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u/ugly_moa Dec 24 '18

No, this is too much effort for something I can devour in one bite.

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u/JTCMuehlenkamp Dec 24 '18

You belong in prison for even asking.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Very legal and very cool.

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u/TheNolder Dec 24 '18

Thank you Kanye

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u/DogsInsteadOfPeople Dec 23 '18

....and the GIF was exactly one minute long! Also very satisfying.

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u/MajorMajorObvious Dec 23 '18

...and the top comment is by a wholesome Redditor! Also very satisfying.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

... and your username checks out! Also very satisfying.

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u/ThisIsTrix Dec 24 '18

...and I imagine the velvety feel of a pengun must be very satisfying as well

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u/pistoncivic Dec 24 '18

And they also showed the finished product for longer than a split second at the end

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u/Chicken-n-Waffles Dec 24 '18

For a $20 cookie.

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u/TheCookieHolic Dec 24 '18

As much as Instagram would let me

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u/Naked_Melon Dec 23 '18

The whole time I was focused on that one tiny red speck of frosting you got in the middle of the shirt :p

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u/pm_me_your_amphibian Dec 23 '18

Yes! And then it all worked out.

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u/DenverBowie Dec 24 '18

But it didn’t. The speck is still there.

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u/TheGeoffos Dec 24 '18

The fact that it was perfectly in the middle saved the satisfaction

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u/Whitefire18 Dec 24 '18

Same.. just the one speck.. and even though it eventually mixed with the rest of the red, I still visualized it in my mind. Darn red speck... 😪

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Looks like the guy got stabbed or sth

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u/forks_and_spoons Dec 24 '18

Yeah, the red dot ruined it for me. I couldn’t get it out of my head after I saw it. I wonder what that means for us, they should do a study.

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u/togs154 Dec 24 '18

I'm so glad that little red dot in the middle got covered up

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u/Nulleparttousjours Dec 24 '18

Yes friend, that nearly ruined my night. Thank fuck it was coloured in!

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u/kre8if Dec 24 '18

Yes, but wasn't it interesting the symmetry of its drip? I mean, how more dead-center can you get?? But yes, when it was covered, a little piece of my brain went "ahhhh."

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u/nBob20 Dec 24 '18

I'll tell you what isn't satisfying, that fucking music.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

But it's the new iCookie X

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u/mynameistag Dec 24 '18

If I never hear this kind if jingle jangle baby music again, it will be too soon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

I don't know if im impatient but I think the length made this unsatisfying.

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u/nBob20 Dec 24 '18

That's what she said

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u/neonerz Dec 24 '18

If on mobile, Sync for Reddit allows you to default open with music muted

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

next time someone wants to film their cookie decorating, play something like this instead please

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u/WhatTheFuckKanye Dec 23 '18

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u/rewindpaws Dec 23 '18

Oh awesome subreddit thanks!!

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u/snflwrchick Dec 24 '18

Oh, you kind stranger!

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u/avocat_89 Dec 24 '18

Oh. My. God. Thank you for that link. It is something I should not have just discovered at 10pm when I have to work in the morning even though it's xmas eve. Haha I'll survive

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Satisfying icing. Christmas themed AND A PUN?! UPVOTE!!

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u/hat-of-sky Dec 24 '18

Yes, I was ready for fleece on Earth but fleece navidad is much more satisfying!

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u/TheCookieHolic Dec 24 '18

hahaha thanks! I did enjoy designing and making it.

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u/Turtlelover73 Dec 24 '18

That is way too much ketchup on that cookie.

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u/cerisebow Dec 24 '18

Oh my goodness I almost skipped this one thinking it’s the same fluffy sweater, until the fancy sleeves came out...and then the sheep.

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u/dontuniqueuponit Dec 24 '18

I would definitely accidentally dip the side of my hand in the cookie about halfway through decorating

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

SHAUN THE SHEEP!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

This damn kind of music

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Wtf it's depressing eating that thing after all that effort

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Not really, if your making it for your loved ones or to sell, and people get enjoyment, it can be worth it for some people.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Eh they usually taste like cardboard.

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u/KoNcEpTiX Dec 24 '18

Not if you actually make the cookie. It only tastes like cardboard if you bought them premade.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Right at the start I thought it was gonna be a decepticon or something until they turned it around

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u/GallowBoob 80085 Dec 24 '18 edited Dec 24 '18

Yummy ketchup cookie. If anyone has the source comment below and I’ll edit my comment with it.

Edit - Credit: @the.cookieholic on Instagram link here

Thanks for the shout u/tilyd. Can always count on reddit to deliver.

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u/TheCookieHolic Dec 24 '18 edited Dec 24 '18

Thanks so much for posting and for adding me in for Credit. Thanks /u/tilyd !

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u/kckeller Dec 24 '18

Hoping it's really you! Can you share any tips about how you make the icing? I imagine there's a perfect consistency that lets you outline/flood without it running everywhere.

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u/TheCookieHolic Dec 24 '18

It is me! Send me a message in instagram. Have some links and stuff saved there.

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u/chalks777 Dec 24 '18

I swear to god if the red icing is ketchup, I'm rioting.

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u/tilyd Dec 24 '18

@the.cookieholic on instagram

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u/Pm_Me_Your_Tax_Plan Dec 24 '18

Gallowboob trying to credit a source? Is this a christmas miracle?

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u/bretstrings Dec 24 '18

Hes only doing it because its not his post.

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u/foreverwasted Dec 24 '18

A ketchup cookie sounds terrible.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Huh. Guess there is a spark of soul in that hollow shell. Good on you.

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u/fireysaje Dec 24 '18 edited Dec 25 '18

You would totally eat a ketchup cookie, you fucking ketchup fiend

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

I don’t care what they say about you, GallowBoob, you’re alright in my book.

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u/12_bagels Dec 24 '18

You can also count on Reddit to deliver oc that you can steal

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u/roastedbagel Dec 24 '18

Wow first time I've ever seen a sub do this, good on you guys.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

I gasped when she marbled the sleeves.

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u/HeNamedHimself Dec 24 '18

“Oh, hey. Look at this cookie. That’s cool.”

eats in three bites

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u/M_S_N_24 Dec 24 '18

I know it got filled In but that dot haunts my dreams knowing it’s under there

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

There is more care and detail in this cookie than my life.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Customer: Can I have 1 cookie please?!

Cookie person: Yes. Give me 4 hours.....

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u/ItisWhatItIs345 Dec 24 '18

I couldn’t stop focusing on the cookie turntable

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u/Royalwithswiss Dec 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Beat me to it

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u/Boydle Dec 24 '18

That's gonna be $49.99

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u/macelonel Dec 24 '18

Dude was more careful making this than God was when he made me

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u/WilburSoot Dec 24 '18 edited Dec 24 '18

And i thought i was the only one! Christ that’s a load off my chest. Randomly stumbled ON this and thought “wow. that’s ought to leave a sour taste on an otherwise tastY Meal, Sir” (3 jokers 4 frogs, Opened house 2. june pressed grapes)

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u/davwheat Dec 24 '18

ACRONYMSO | 34:02?

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u/WilburSoot Dec 24 '18

HAHA Wow tHat surE is a gREat guess frienD I Do think that YOU should Go and gET a job in THE cryptOlogy market! the FasteR yOu do it the better, keep fighting against anyone who says you're not as sMart as YOU actually are. PeopLE are so dumB but you're not!

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u/joeyl1990 Dec 24 '18

Holy fuck I'm so high

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18 edited Dec 24 '18

Overachieving SOB! Where's my self-loathing beer!

[Grabs a can of Coors Light]

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u/Phillipinsocal Dec 23 '18

You know.....I didn’t come to Bad Boy...to be a sugar cookie getter..

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

BITE IT!

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u/blocksmith52 Dec 24 '18

That one looks good. I’ll take 500 of them for my friend’s birthday party.

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u/TheCookieHolic Dec 24 '18

500? I can make it happen.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

So how much does it cost

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u/s-c-i Dec 24 '18

Too much to eat

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u/AlastarYaboy Dec 24 '18

Our brains are weird.

"Huh, what's that shape?"

draws one small rectangle

"Oh it's a Christmas sweater!"

How?

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u/ManyChikin Dec 24 '18

I thought it was going to be the boob-hanging-out reindeer sweater

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u/smileedude Dec 23 '18 edited Dec 24 '18

That red drip in the middle of the chest at the start though. I know it gets filled in, but still.

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u/seaceepea Dec 24 '18

I am a moron and actually tried to blow on the cookie at the end to help out 🤦‍♀️

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u/rjal1234 Dec 23 '18

Source?

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u/Turtle_Tots Dec 24 '18

I tried... couldn't find anything other than LCsweets. Which is where the spinny thingy the cookie is on came from.

I don't think the lady who made the spinny thingy also made this video tho. Mostly cause she has basically no social media presence that I can see.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Lol I did not expect the sheep 😂

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u/mhwwad Dec 24 '18

Even the little “accidental” drip at the start is perfectly centered on the cookie.

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u/Flippy428 Dec 24 '18

Thank god that one red spot was covered.

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u/Jtaryan Dec 24 '18

Could be a brain surgeon with those steady hands

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u/kickassicalia Dec 24 '18

how do these cookie decorators not have carpal tunnel omg

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u/HypeLights- Dec 24 '18

Thats not a cookie SMH it's a sweater SMH SMH SMH

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u/MisterSippySC Dec 24 '18

I know it's the Christmas season but I don't like these

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u/TheMinecraftOverlord Dec 24 '18

Wallace and Gromit sheep!

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u/TacoDoc Dec 24 '18

This guy can really lay some pipe.

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u/TheScotty1500 Dec 24 '18

Now that’s a lotta icing

r/unexpectedphilswift

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u/815493001932 Dec 24 '18

Why is there a sheep there.

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u/BetterBeRavenclaw Dec 24 '18

To make the pun work. In spanish you say merry christmas "feliz navidad". "feliz" sounds a little bit like "fleece" and fleece come from sheep.

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u/Bramblestar5 Dec 24 '18

This person can make better art on a cookie than I can on a piece of paper

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u/Wow-Delicious Dec 24 '18

"Hi I'd like to order 100 cookies please."

...Fuck.

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u/TheCookieHolic Dec 24 '18

"Hi I'd like to order 100 cookies please." -*Done!

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u/scienceteacher91 Dec 24 '18

I definitely thought it was a flower until she started on the sheep. 🙈

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u/Unidan_nadinU Dec 24 '18

Same! Was thinking that's one weird looking-ass flower.

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u/Legion_of_Bunnies Dec 24 '18

That's a lot of effort for something that's going to be turned into poop.

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u/moarcheezburgerz Dec 24 '18

I have that cookie cutter.

My cookies are not even close to that awesome

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u/Ipourthedrinks Dec 24 '18

You're gonna do all that work, and someones gonna take a bite and be like, "Yeah, it tastes okay." -_-

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u/whiskersandtweezers Dec 24 '18

I was hoping she'd be making Ryan Reynolds' Christmas sweater.

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u/BroGum Dec 24 '18

Ewe ruined it!

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u/ZacharyWayne Dec 24 '18

That red speck made the first half of this video r/mildlyinfuriating

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u/Diegobyte Dec 24 '18

I thought it was gonna be Kyle

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u/trailertrash_lottery Dec 24 '18

Then some fat asshole like me comes in, eats em all and doesn’t even notice.

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u/redrockcreek Dec 24 '18

It would be cool with googly eyes.

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u/EscapeRouteYT Dec 24 '18

The coordination taken to do this is actually impossible, it’s an alien making this cookie, not human like, at all

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u/LatinoComedian Dec 24 '18

Is that a cookie or a Christmas ornament?

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u/daveythedapper Dec 24 '18

I imagine if I somehow made it to the end where I'd write the letters, that I would mess up the spacing on "navidad" and totally run out of room.

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u/focus Dec 24 '18

I can only imagine the disaster that my "nailed it" attempt would muster. Pretty sure my outline would be half on the cookie sheet.

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u/crystal-can-shield Dec 24 '18

That little fucking red frosting dot that was made in the center of the cookie really stressed me out

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u/megveg Dec 24 '18

This is seriously so fucking cute

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u/leadskee Dec 24 '18

If that cookie isn’t soft you can just throw it in the trash

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u/TheCookieHolic Dec 24 '18

Oh it’s soft. :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

That didn’t look like a cookie at the start

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

I was disappointed when I realized it wasn't Kyle Broflovski.

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u/spaecheal Dec 24 '18

For a second I thought they were going to draw Kyle

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u/Hashtagshaz Dec 24 '18

I thought it was going to be Kyle from SouthPark 😂

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u/Dr-Who-Sam Dec 24 '18

Sad it wasn’t Fleece Navi Baaa

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

The least knobby dot

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Here's your cookie. That'll be $200 ma'am

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u/jimberley Dec 25 '18

Watch me unravel. I will soon be naked.

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u/Oconitnitsua Dec 24 '18

Don’t know why, but I have an irrational hatred for these overly decorated cookies.

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u/physicslover69 Dec 24 '18

Fleece Navibaa

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Trash

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u/vengeful_toaster Dec 24 '18

Ikr. Why the fuck is this at the top of reddit.

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u/YouWantAntsThatsHow Dec 24 '18

This is really cool. I showed it to my wife and she really enjoyed watching this.

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u/K31FF3R2 Dec 24 '18

It’s too bad these cookies are never good.

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u/TheCookieHolic Dec 24 '18

You live in Arizona? Do you enjoy being proved wrong?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

It’s too bad those cookies taste terrible

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u/Bowlderdash Dec 24 '18

¡Fleece Navibaaa!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Literally uneatable

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

So how is someone going to eat that after all that work?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

I want to frame it and put it on my wall

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u/MelB320 Dec 24 '18

Baaaadass cookie

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

You are so good!!!

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u/lucasscheibe Dec 24 '18

Get in my belly

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

That little red dot in the middle though

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u/CitizenHuman Dec 24 '18

Seconds 13-28 are not satisfying

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u/BabserellaWT Dec 24 '18

When I try to make fine lines with icing, it ends up looking like the tube was smashed with a hammer and my cake had the misfortune of being the crime scene.

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u/hashtagfuckyou12 Dec 24 '18

I absolutely love watching these cookie videos on Instagram, while laying in bed! My husband thinks I’m a weirdo.

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u/Phasyo Dec 24 '18

Amazing stuff! Great post OP.