I am an 31 year old Archlinux enjoyer. We had to go on some camping trip with my mom, and just in case there was an emergency where I had to save people, or impress cute girls, or both, I made sure to keep something in my pocket: an Archlinux USB. As a Certified Linux Knight (as I've recently started to call myself), someone had to do this. I was out there saving people from the thing called Windoze when they needed.
Anyway, we had a car crash, or so I was told. I was semi-unconscious so someone else is telling the story here.
So appearantly, they rushed me and my mom to the hospital, thankfully she was okay. The doctors started removing my clothes and pants, as usual. Turns out, I was right on the edge of dying. The doctor was preparing to electro-shock me, which they actually electroshocked me a few times. Just as I was slipping away and the doctor was about to declare my death time, a cute nurse found something in my pocket. My Archlinux USB. She yelled out with pure anticipation:
"Oh my gaawd, he used Archlinux! Me too!"
Somehow, just hearing the words "Archlinux" pulled me right back from dying. I remember whispering, "I... use... Archlinux... btw," still in a coma-like situation.
The second I said that, that nurse just started French kissing me out of nowhere. Immediately, I started feeling alive again. Doctors were shocked, they had never seen someone come back from dying like that. Even they knew the power of Archlinux at that moment. I've heard one of them started crying at this miracle :)
I got out the hospital that same day, and the nurse that saved my life, we have a date together :) She said she needed to reinstall Archlinux on her computer so ;) It was not my intention to impress cute girls like that, but Archlinux turned me into a woman magnet, inevitably ;) What can I do? As a Linux Knight, I must oblige.
Thats how Linux got me a cute nurse’s number, and also saved my life.
