r/libertyworldproblems • • Jul 09 '16

Stuck in a moral dilemma, need help.

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126 Upvotes

r/libertyworldproblems • • Sep 24 '16

I want to find out what Aleppo is, but there are no public libraries.

91 Upvotes

Now I'll never know :(


r/libertyworldproblems • • Jan 23 '14

STUDY IT OUT, BRO The sun is causing the water in my privately-owned lake to evaporate. My water condenses into clouds and is later redistributed to my neighbors in the form of "rain". How can I stop this solar socialism?

91 Upvotes

r/libertyworldproblems • • Sep 29 '14

C-C-COMMIE BREAKER! Every time.

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75 Upvotes

r/libertyworldproblems • • Aug 02 '16

My daughter erroneously told me there was a non-gender binary specific individual in the bathroom. When I entered the bathroom with the intention of physically intimidating this individual, another man in that moment observed me entering the lavatory and proceeded to follow and brutally assault me.

70 Upvotes

Subsequently another individual followed this man into the bathroom and assaulted him. How can I capitalize on this?


r/libertyworldproblems • • Apr 19 '14

I'm black.

70 Upvotes

No one will let me into their stores, please help.


r/libertyworldproblems • • Nov 14 '16

And now, Liberty Thoughts...by LordToastALot My country is about to be taken over by a fascist fake billionaire idiot who wants to cut regulations. Unfortunately he's not actually a Libertarian, so I have mixed emotions.

65 Upvotes

r/libertyworldproblems • • Feb 19 '16

The schools are brainwashing us with collectivist propaganda

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62 Upvotes

r/libertyworldproblems • • Jun 09 '16

A game developer has included minority characters in its game. This is clearly self-censorship and a violation of my NAP.

61 Upvotes

Should I shoot the developers for promoting white genocide, or bootstrap my own game development studio specializing in Unity engine pre-bought asset flips to put them out of business?


r/libertyworldproblems • • Jul 06 '17

Is Sim City biased against Libertarians?

60 Upvotes

I tried to play first devils advocate, and build a statist society, and somehow all the people were happy, healthy, save, employed and educated... Even property values rose in that Hellhole...

So seeing good effects, I tried to bootstrap them, by offering them nothing, but not asking the undue burdon of taxation:

They will not bootstrap roads, houses, powerplants or anything really... Is this statist bias?


r/libertyworldproblems • • Nov 24 '16

It's NAP time, motherfuckers

57 Upvotes

For voluntarily clicking on this post you owe me .5 bitcoin. If you can't afford that, bootstrap it. No excuses or I will send my private police after you


r/libertyworldproblems • • Aug 19 '16

Help I [M/47] and my wife [F/16] disagree about house hold chores

56 Upvotes

We got married about 2 years ago and we live in South Randia with our two endentured servants where I have a small business burning trash. In the beginning all was great:

After a long hard day in the backyard I'd be coming home to find a nice cooked can of spaghettios or some nice ramen and after dinner I'd go out shooting squirrels while my wife throws the plastic plates away and cleans out the tin cans (for shooting practice).

But recently things have gone properly shit. When I get home now I see her fucking about, with no meal prepared, leaving me feel like a cuck. ELI5 how do I get the woman to do her work again.

Before you ask, I looked through the marriage contract, but that shyster lawyer screwed me over. 56 pages but no stipulation of cleaning the dishes or making food.


r/libertyworldproblems • • May 31 '16

I was shot by a private landowner. Now he's turned up at the private hospital demanding his bullets back. How do I deny him without participating in socialist lead redistribution?

56 Upvotes

r/libertyworldproblems • • Mar 15 '15

I was sexually harassed at work, so I quit my job following Ron Paul's advice, but I am now added to a world-wide black list and no one will hire me.

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r/libertyworldproblems • • Jul 25 '16

My slave laborers, whose labor I fairly purchased, keep killing themselves

53 Upvotes

It's really personally offensive, considering how I agreed to take them in during the recession a few years back, when I hired a bunch of them on condition they sign a contract agreeing that I now owned them for life. I'm not too strict, I only make them work 75 hours a week and pay them $2.00 a month. I've patiently explained that they are my private property, and thus committing suicide is a violation of my NAP, but they don't seem to care. Suggestions.


r/libertyworldproblems • • May 10 '17

And now, Liberty Thoughts...by LordToastALot Please help. The Government in my country was taxing us - which is theft - but when we pointed it out they legally changed their name to Government™ and now claim the taxes are Rent™. Is there anything I can do?

52 Upvotes

r/libertyworldproblems • • Sep 08 '15

My boss said that it's against her religious belief to pay us money

52 Upvotes

It's a really, really, sincerely held religious belief, so there's not much I can do. She's offering to pay me in plastic crosses or "good news" pamphlets.


r/libertyworldproblems • • Sep 29 '16

I accidentally forgot my wallet when i went to the doctor, and I've just been shot for the NAP violation "theft of services". Now I can't pay for my visit because I'm bleeding out and can't get home to retrieve my wallet.

51 Upvotes

r/libertyworldproblems • • Jun 21 '16

Children's shows in Ancapistan

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r/libertyworldproblems • • Apr 02 '14

After 8 hours and sampling 5 hospitals, I have determined that the best choice for price and efficiency is the 4th one. But now I'm dead from the snakebite because care-shopping took too long.

51 Upvotes

At least the free market is still intact.


r/libertyworldproblems • • Feb 28 '17

I'm having a heart attack and am quickly trying to compare prices and reviews to make sure I pick the hospital that's right for me but I'm not actually sure how many of these 5 star reviews were made by bots or shills.

50 Upvotes

r/libertyworldproblems • • Jun 10 '15

An environmentalist group is trying to use charts and statistics to prove that pollution from my factory is irreversibly heating the earth. I told them eggheads "You can't spell statistics without statist!"

50 Upvotes

And that is why you simply cannot trust numbers.


r/libertyworldproblems • • Nov 10 '17

Help, my neighbor beat the living shit out of me while I was mowing my lawn.

49 Upvotes

I'm a doctor. I took the Hippocratic Oath back in the old world, before our great liberty revolution.

Anyways. I was moving my lawn and my neighbor kicked my ass. He's a statist and a Democrap (back when they existed lol). But anyways, he beat the fucking shit outta my ass and it wasn't close. Like, I got my fucking ass kicked into next week. I cannot stress enough that I was absolutely clobbered into another zip code by this liberal statist. Seriously--picture me as a wobbly Jenga tower and him as an aluminum bat in the hands of Barry Bonds.

After I uncrumpled my thoroughly kicked ass, I called an ambulance, payed some bitcoin, and got to the hospital. The doctor there refused to see me because "I helped cause the downfall of the greatest country to have ever existed." I saved the country by abolishing it and now we have serfdoms. Back in the old world, I was obliged to see patients. They wanted me to see Medicaid patients; that's worse than slavery or being one of my serfs.

I feel like my options are:

A. Try to convince this other doctor that his life is better now that there is no gov't and wealth inequality is gloriously astronomical.

B. Try to purchase him in some way. Make him a serf? A slave?


r/libertyworldproblems • • Jul 31 '16

URGENT: Without warning, Mega Crosswalk Corporation just bought the rights to all the cross walks in our fiefdom...

49 Upvotes

...and they've installed these toll boxes on every street corner

This happened while I was at work today, and I don't have enough gold ingots (MXW's preferred method of payment) to legally get back home.

If anybody recognizes the kiosk in the photo, can you tell me if this is the kind that uses facial recognition / RFID sensing tech to track down people who don't pay, or one that uses extreme laser capabilities to ensure immediate compliance? I can afford the fine if I skip a few meals a day for the next few weeks, but I definitely don't want to get cut in half.

Thanks


r/libertyworldproblems • • Sep 21 '15

Spare a Roncoin? They raised the price of my AIDS medication by 5600%.

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49 Upvotes