r/learnjavascript • u/MeetupFeed • Feb 18 '22

Javascript is like a virtual onion

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u/life-is-a-hobby Feb 18 '22

IDK that's pretty much what my eyes look like after smoking a joint while having a beer, doing a bump, and then getting down on some JS.

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u/Samwir87 Feb 18 '22

  • smoke a joint

  • have a beer

  • do a bump

  • and then getting down on John Stamos

Now what?

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u/sc2heros9 Feb 19 '22

You make him buy you a pizza, of course.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

[deleted]

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u/StoneCypher Feb 18 '22

With that handle, you don't?

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u/Candyvanmanstan Feb 19 '22

All the time.

Code high, debug sober.

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u/life-is-a-hobby Feb 18 '22

Little weed here and there if I’m doing something monotonous and usually about 4:30 on fridays I pour a drink to end the week. Other than that no

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u/MindlessSponge helpful Feb 18 '22

Every day, gancho. Can’t function without it! I can make it a few hours in the morning if I have something I’m concentrating on but I normally can’t make it past 11:00 before I’m like, “must have coffee!”

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u/typicalshitpost Feb 19 '22

15 years and counting

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u/AlternativeStick4906 Feb 19 '22

To handle disappointment and rejection.

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u/danglesReet Feb 18 '22

You must be doing it wrong

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u/heyshikhar Feb 18 '22

Don't we all?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

You forgot the tears

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u/HashFap Feb 18 '22

JavaScript is definitely the weed of programming languages.

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u/blacksunshine38 Feb 19 '22 edited Feb 19 '22

Can anyone really smoke and write code? I know I can't.

Don't down vote. I am truly asking a question.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

If it's just coding simple stuff sure. But typically not when coding something new and different/learning.

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u/Nerwesta Feb 19 '22

My best designs were probably when I was high or drunk. Lots of inspirations that way even if it needs some fine tuning the day after.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Sometimes it helps with finding a new approach to solve something. If it’s something that requires lots of short term memory like debugging css, then I find it’s a hindrance.

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u/Adorable_Bat_8411 Feb 19 '22

I don't drink or smoke but JS is never ending XD