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Hi I’m f25 and I’m stupid as fuck. So just for starts, English is not my first language and I’m on mobile so please forgive me for my grammar. So let’s confess: I live together with a cool dude my age and his girlfriend. They moved in with me just as the lockdown in my country began. I lost my job and had no income. So i used his part of rent to buy me food and stuff. My former landlord was understanding and offered me a payback plan, which is great and I will sign this today. But I have a new landlord, who seems nice, and I haven’t pays rent to him either. And of course my roommate knows nothing. I haven’t used his money again tho. I have paid his share of last months rent and I have a job again. So I’m actually capable of paying rent this month. But because of the missed rent, my new landlord wants me and my roommate out. I have talked to him and he is willing to give me a chance to get the money together or to have a plan how to pay back the missing rent. And I’m my country are social networks which are suppose to help me and there will. I just have to get my shit together. So there is a solution. But I know it is all my fault. And I don’t want pity because I know that I fucked up big time. I just want to say sorry. But I can’t tell him that because he doesn’t know any of that and I want it to keep it that way as long as possible.

I ended up breaking it on the sink, then I cracked it right into the garbage disposal. I stared at the sink for 5 minutes before just deciding to eat a pop tart.

My parents expect too much from me, like going to college, but I am too stupid to understand math, biology, chemistry, physics.. And everything else.. It takes me 2-3 days to learn just 2 small pages.. I constantly get bad grades, everyone is ignoring me and making fun of me.. They see me as a idiot, and hate me for being vegan. There is one girl that tried to help me with my grades, but she stopped when she realised i cannot be taught. I don't know what to do, I think about suicide very often, and how I wish I was never born.. I am too stupid to live.. 🥺 I'm such a failure, all I do is eat, sleep, play with my dog (my only friend), go cycling and listen to music.. 😭 I know that no one here can help me, but at least I wanted to tell someone how I feel, without the fear of being judged..

I was about to take a screencap on my phone just a few minutes ago, to attempt to capture the funny thing the little speck of dirt on my screen was doing to a letter in the text I was typing...

Sigh..

So my teacher of algebra gave use these test and said there really easy no one has failed them And everyone past I have a record no a property that when someone say that I WILL FAIL it no mater how hard I study so I already know I’m going to fail I jokingly tell my teach saying yah I’m going to fail she doesn’t believe I do the test and I swear she was lied when no failed these because I didn’t know what I was looking at so yah I did the test and got a fucking 0% I answered them to the best of my ability I even fucking cheated and use a website calculator to help and still fail and now I have. Zero as my grade fuck great

Does it count as necrophilia if i kill them AFTER I rape them?

i got rickrolled on a post about rickrolling people while i was trying to rickroll someone on r/rickroll. if that confused you her you go its the explanation but better

I was eating mandarin oranges in a can and I put my hand in the can and cut myself

Went to r/moemorphism to see if any body had morphed Covid19 yet, looking through all the pics I go “Why are they all making her Chine...oh.”

I actually plugged it into my earpods.

I literally just started an agruement because of a misunderstanding on my part, no, don't even bother upvoting

(note i dont have a d!ck) i once had to pee.. but my sister was in the shower and i was too lazy to go across the street so i thought it would be a good idea to pee in a water bottle so i went to my kitchen took an old water bottle and just pissed in the middle of the room lets just say my accuracy was rly bad and i need to change..

I have lived in my house for 7 years and I went outside yesterday (I live in the country). We were walking around on the path and realized we had a lake.

1. I have looked my house up on google maps million’s of times and saw that lake

2. I have gone in those woods millions of times

I just thought for a moment that it's amazing the universe doesn't lag because if how big it is

One day me and my family was sitting down and I said “ what’s auntie Maddison’s name”. They wouldn’t stop laughing and I just felt so dumb I had literally had been thinking about this for the whole day.