r/highschool • • May 09 '23 Regret

Rant I got stabbed today. I’m fucking done.

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I love going to a title 1 high school that puts all of it’s money into sports rather than education and programs to help the at-risk.

I love how I can watch kids shoot up in the middle of my classes and how my school is infested with pedo teachers who, when not hitting on the kids here, cheat on their partners and fuck each other (and we cover this up, of course!)

I love seeing literal drug deals go on in my bio class, being asked what gang I associate with (none), and being threatened for not handing over drinks that I buy with my money.

I love how I see multiple freshmen who are older than most of my siblings. I love how I see pregnant freshmen here and there. I wonder whose the dad, the super senior or one of our principals?

I love how I’m cursed with the thoughts of my dead father’s rotting corpse on the floor of his apartment building after he collapsed and had a heart attack due to the strain on his body from smoking.

I also love when my teacher talks shit about kids with one parent at home, and single mothers, and makes yet another joke about how black people have big dicks or something. I think he might be racist, but I laugh at those jokes anyway because if I don't, he'll probably talk shit about me to the kids in his other classes, he probably does anyway.

I love going to a title 1 school. I love poverty.

I love not eating on the weekends. I love knowing some of my friends also don’t eat on the weekends.

I love bonding over trauma with my friends that we both earned from growing up in extremely poor areas that the state could care less about.

I love the constant shooting threats. I love the actual shootings as well.

edit, because I can't believe that I actually need to say these things: No, I don't actually love these things, and no, this isn't some art piece, I don't need people criticizing my writing like it is. This isn't a post that exists to make a statement about one political party. This isn't a post that exists to get money I won't accept your cash.


r/highschool • • Mar 03 '25 This Popcorn Popcorn Heartwarming

Shitpost School recently banned phones and these are the questions students asked

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r/highschool • • Mar 26 '24 Mindblown Bravo Popcorn

School Related Fight I’m bathroom at school next to mine

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r/highschool • • Oct 22 '24

Rant In what fucking universe is this feeding a fucking 17 year old teenager

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r/highschool • • Mar 12 '26 Regret

School Related THIS was the SCHOOL LUNCH today

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What you are looking at is a dark green colored roll, green colored chicken, green gravy that looks like snot, and literal neon blue mashed potatoes. Our school lunch is typically normal, I have no idea why they decided to do this. our school lunch is managed by SLA Management if anyone is wondering. I cannot even imagine the idea behind this, maybe it was St. Patrick’s day or something, but that’s in a few days. this is genuinely the weirdest school lunch I have ever seen, and I would have no appetite for this. Those dyes probably have carcinogens in them, just look at how much they put on the roll.


r/highschool • • Mar 18 '24

Rant Wtf is going on at my friends school

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My friends from middle school for the most part go to this school and are sharing pictures and angles of this what donu think abt it


r/highschool • • Sep 28 '24

School Related Little bro’s school lunch. Took it to his bio teacher to test it and it was mold… W teacher, L school.

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r/highschool • • Feb 17 '24

Shitpost My teacher got tired of us saying “locking in”

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r/highschool • • Feb 11 '26

Shitpost Hated these

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r/highschool • • Sep 03 '24

Shitpost My social studies teacher has a flip phone nailed on his wall

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He has been asked what type of nail it is and it's a wood screw


r/highschool • • Feb 25 '25 Bravo Mindblown Popcorn

School Related 20 year old sneaked into my school to fight this one kid over a freshman girl

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r/highschool • • Feb 20 '25

School Related Bro gets bodyslammed

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r/highschool • • Feb 28 '24

Shitpost MY PHYSICS TEACHER IS WILD...

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r/highschool • • May 05 '22

High school fight club…

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r/highschool • • Apr 30 '25

Rant Got hit by a car on the way to school :/

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at least i get to miss a week of school


r/highschool • • Jun 06 '25 This

Shitpost My teacher's attempt at being punny

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r/highschool • • Sep 02 '26 Regret Popcorn Mindblown

Rant My tutor takes handstand breaks after every chapter and it’s getting annoying

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It’s a bit awkward and we need to get on with the lesson. I just sit and wait for him to continue.


r/highschool • • Sep 20 '24

School Related This is what my school bathrooms look like

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This school is one gigantic hallway and if you look to your side you’ll just pass by this open bathroom area.

The stalls don’t have sinks inside of them btw


r/highschool • • Feb 20 '26

School Related My english teacher's pile of assignments that used AI to attempt to complete their work.

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r/highschool • • Oct 18 '24

School Related nah who tf let colleen ballinger into my school

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r/highschool • • Jan 14 '24

Shitpost Are my grades any good :((

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r/highschool • • Sep 09 '24

Question How to sneak a phone in!!!

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Hey guys so my school has a scanning system in the morning where you take your bag off and you walk through a scan. They also collect our phones in the morning and yet I still se kids who have snuck them in. Im a senior so I know a couple ways, but our administration has outsmarted them and keep catching on to me its become impossible to sneak my phone in. I don’t want it to cheat or face-time my friends or anything. I just wanna listen to my music while I’m working. But thats not a good enough reason for them to let me keep it. I used to put it behind my Chromebook but that doesn’t work anymore. And some peoples phones don’t go off but I think it’s only androids and I have an iPhone. Some girl told me to put it in a water bottle but I already have one and it doesn’t fit my phone so then I would have to carry two water bottles and that would be sus and they would check them. Also I don’t know how that would work because either way the bottle would have to go through a scan and I don’t know what material stops it from detecting phones so they would still be able to see if because of the X-ray. Please someone have a solution. Its my last year of Highschool and now they’re putting doors on the bathrooms like its turning into a prison, but its okay I’m gonna graduate this semester!!!


r/highschool • • Feb 06 '24

Question Is it possible to comeback from this?

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r/highschool • • Feb 05 '24

Shitpost Hey guys, is anyone else struggling with the new government mandated “woke” classes? My grades haven’t been this low in a long time.

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