Ladies of the past cavorting themselves

r/gonewanton • u/Sir_Lord_B • Jul 06 '24

Sir, A great commotion in the drawing room. Maid Molly explains she was standing upon Ada's shoulders to better reach the drapes for cleaning; she slipped and all came down. A gust of wind blew their clothes clean away. Concerned for their safety, I supervise the completion of their work together. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/KatieTheAlt • Apr 13 '20

Getting down to business in the 1880s NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/KatieTheAlt • Feb 14 '20

A friend's face between her legs and a dreamy look in her eyes. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/texanwill • Mar 15 '15

[L]over's discipline NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/Sir_Lord_B • Dec 30 '24

Sir, Today I receive a postcard from Gussy Herbert, who is currently in Egypt searching for lost treasures of the pharaohs. "I have uncovered some amazing finds", he writes, "You would not believe how many whores you can hire for a shilling". I raise a glass of port to the man and his expeditions. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/bluesmoker • Jul 06 '20

Sirs (and Madames) I would like to welcome you all to r/GoneWanton 's re-opening night. There are fine wines and brandies, and a splendid stage show that my very own staff have been rehearsing for some days. Please make yourselves comfortable. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/Sir_Lord_B • Oct 15 '24

Sir, in these troubling times of miasmas and the pox, I have instructed staff to ensure my house is well cleansed and free of bad airs. My maid Ada do have a diligent attitude to cleaning and polishing, which is most instructive to watch. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/Plethorian • Jul 04 '25

The peaches are grown exceptionally monumental this year. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/Previous-Ganache-701 • Feb 10 '25

Sir, Being a progressive employer I encourage the staff to entertain themselves on their monthly day off. Today I found them playing a game of statues - quite amusing. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/Previous-Ganache-701 • Jan 22 '24

Sir, it would seem timely to remind new members how the rules of the club are strictly enforced. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/Sir_Lord_B • Aug 15 '23

Sir, for reasons that need not trouble Lady B___, I find myself interviewing for a new maid. I do set a table in front of a seat, and ask the prospective maid to proceed. Her response is most unexpected, but the presentation was not without charm. I hire the maid. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/Sir_Lord_B • Jan 26 '24

Sir, following an embarrassing evening with Lord Napier, whereupon my ignorance of mathematics was much exposed, I have sought to further my scholarly knowledge. I may admit initial uncertainty, but with assistance from my servants I quickly learnt and understood the Pythagorean theorem. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/boondocks456 • Nov 15 '24

Dear Hubby, Our newest household addition is our new sommelier, Adeline. NSFW

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She’s rather…French! She has this wonderful new concept, letting the wine breath. To bring the enjoyment to its highest level, she it insists it must be done au naturale! The experience has been quite liberating.

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r/gonewanton • u/Sir_Lord_B • Aug 09 '25

Sir, I receive a letter by Empire Mail from Gussy Herbert. He writes : "Hiring new staff. Was unable to choose and so I hired all of them. Three pretty maids all in a row, eh what?". I do briefly consider hiring fresh staff such as these, but Lady B___ informs me we have no vacancies at present. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/Sir_Lord_B • Aug 08 '23

Sir, I request new staff from the agency, and they send me not one but three. Finding their abilities greatly similar, I do devise a scheme to assist in my choosing between them. Even yet, they do all seem of comparable calibre. I fear I cannot choose and so I do hire all three. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/Sir_Lord_B • Jun 28 '23

Messieurs et Madames, I am sure you will be most delighted to learn that our club is once more open, and I invite you all to enjoy a fine wine or brandy with me this evening. My staff have been practising a splendid dance display, which they will perform for you each evening. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/bluesmoker • Oct 12 '20

Sir,I recently did see MALE staff in feminine dress perform most unnatural acts. Whilst this behavior is acceptable in a school dormitory, it is hardly something you reminisce upon nightly after a brandy. Modern acquiescence to the mandrake mob is a fad,mark my words. It'll be forgotten after 1890. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/Sir_Lord_B • May 23 '21

Sir, Lady B___ is most insistent that I no longer require new staff to remove their garments during the interview process. I reluctantly comply. In unrelated philanthropy, I have today decided to provide all new staff with uniforms. Scientific studies must be made to ensure proper fit. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/Sir_Lord_B • Sep 27 '24

Sir, A wager : I do bet that maid Lottie cannot sit comfortably upon the chair without touching seat cushion or seat back. Her early attempts have clothing touching said cushions and thus forfeit, but a final wager brings a new technique and she wins two shillings. A fine afternoon's sport. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/Sir_Lord_B • May 15 '25

Sir, A long day interviewing for new staff. I have settled on a final three but am frankly unable to choose betwixt them. I make some written and photolithographic records, which I intend to study at length this evening. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/Sir_Lord_B • Nov 23 '24

Sir, I have been told that my economy measure of making staff share both sleeping quarters and beds is improper and unhygienic. However, whenever I quietly peer through the keyhole to check upon their welfare, it seems that my staff very much enjoy sharing each other's company. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/Sir_Lord_B • Jan 24 '25

Sir, my staff do oft come from a poor background, having only rags and their work clothes to wear. I do therefore occasionally treat them to an afternoon of dressing as their betters. They get so much joy from the experience, and in a curious way, I do enjoy the experience also. NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/boondocks456 • Jun 27 '25

Dear Henny, A thousand pardons for my dearth of letters. My holiday along the Nile was dreadfully lost in the cataracts, and the heat has been most dreadful. NSFW

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Our mutual acquaintance Frances is quite taken with the local style of antiqueries, and given the aridity, has quite gone native! Next season you should join us.

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r/gonewanton • u/Previous-Ganache-701 • Feb 07 '25

Sir, I have been reading about the Wright Bros and their Flying contraptions. I imagine a future World where we all enjoy the luxury of air travel. But what of the lower classes? I set about the design of a low cost 3rd Class flying machine NSFW

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r/gonewanton • u/NortyTessa1990 • Jun 03 '23

A beauty from the 1920s NSFW

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