Start calling school shootings "Postnatal Abortions"

Shitty with your life and too weak to end it with your own hands so you need to force the action on others? Too fucking bad and I hope it hurts you selfish, waste of oxygen and carbon. Why the fuck should we all be inconvenienced by you because you find your life inconvenient? Fuck you.

Popped into my head after the news. He's a character actor with incredible charisma (and apparently experience?) I'm just saying it would be great- creepy, uncomfortable, unable-to-look away from, as Humbert should be. Cannot ever happen for obvious reasons, but he might be my new mental actor when reading the book.

I used this subreddit for a reason.

You hear about the Muslim girl who got murdered? That guy was such an Islamophobe, he came over here illegally to kill one. We need to build that wall!

Phlebotomy is right next door to the optometry clinic where I work. There was a six year old boy in there getting blood drawn at the end of the day yesterday who had been crying...loudly...from the time he first walked through the door....which is normal.

But then he suddenly (presumably when they started sticking him) started yelling at the top of his lungs, "DEAR LORD BABY JESUS....HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?!?!?"

And I. Could NOT. Stop. Laughing. We are talking about loud, hysterical, mascara-running-all-down-my-face laughter here, folks.

To make matters worse, when they finally ceased torturing the poor boy, his mother was walking him out of the building, and I could hear him crying, "Why, Jesus? WHHHYYYYYYY?" the ENTIRE way.

Pretty sure I have a hernia and am going straight to hell.