they're perfect for each other, they are both idiotic sadists

edit:this is the best shitpost I’ve ever done

Just wanted to share with you all a video by Digibro, a Youtuber who reviews and talks about Anime, giving a pretty good analysis of episode 1 of Gate.

The part about Gate starts at 3:08.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G30xZxJLR8U

(Set it to have the link as the title, but I obviously fucked that up.)

Decided to make one for the fantasy bros.

I just realized that Gate is pretty much the plot of the pillow world episode of adventure time but on a larger scale

After seeing all the PAR posts. What about Ant357627? Funny enough, one of his GATE stories (a crack fic) was inspire in the making of PAR.

So me it saves people money.

I don't kniw if this has been posted here before but I saw Dune 2 recently and the thought of the gate opening on calladen prior to house atreides being sent to arrakis popped into mind and I thought it was interesting due to the fact that in dune normal fire arms and weapons are not really relevant (I haven't read the books so I might be wrong) and the imperium of the dune universe might have some parallels to the empire of sadera also there might not be that much of a power gap between house atreides and sadera.

But I am curious as to what opinions others may have and if a fanfiction has been made of a crossover like this as I couldn't find one on fanfiction.net.

I mean sure he went diddy on Tyuule but like she did give herself up to him so like basically it was consent. Now what about the other women? well that was simply his groupie's, he has a massive female fanbase after all. The Japanese literally came into his home and assaulted him because he was housing one of their own. No wonder he wanted to continue the war. Unlike Pina who was all about peace and other kinds of slave talk, Chadzal stuck to his guns, and by that he threw a bunch of guys into the sights of guns.

Zorzal did nothing wrong.

Okay, I know this topics might offense someone due with the sensitivity of the time. But it's my genuinely question about how would Falmart people reaction to Epstein file?

No offense to anyone. This is genuinely question and please don't joke about those real victim from that island. Thank you.

Two more images created with Chatgpt for my Gate X COD story. Delilah joins Team Metal in Delta Force. (If anyone asks, I'm getting back into writing my story... writers block is annoying).

For anyone wondering, Pedophile-Themed Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (POCD) is a subtype of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD) that involves intrusive thoughts involving sexual activity towards or around children.

Since they are intrusive thoughts, that means the patient is not a pedophile, but instead they have the fear that they are one. I should say again, POCD does not mean you are a pedophile; it is the exact opposite: it means you are afraid that you are one.

Obviously, most of Itami's actions could just be bad writing or classic anime pervert, but I just wanted to cope.

Basically, Itami often shows signs of either resisting or seeming nervous about sexual activity in some parts of the series, like how he gets nervous around Rory or when he undresses Lelei for bed and gets flustered. Those could be incidents of him having an intrusive thought and then freaking out because of it.

OCD and its subtypes often emerge during times of high stress; Itami did have a somewhat stressful life.

His mother killed his abusive father, which led to her being condemned to a mental hospital due to the guilt. Itami also dropped out of college, constantly switching around multiple military training regiments, and was divorced. That plus the Ginza incident could've caused him to develop some form of OCD, even POCD.

The image above is a scene of Itami groping Rory after he saved her from the helicopter attack; it's likely Itami didn't know he was groping her, but it also could be him accidentally acting out on his intrusive thoughts...

Now here are some problems with this theory:

GATE is very tone-deaf when it comes to mental illness. I don't just mean like how classic media portrays mentally ill people; in GATE's case, it's almost insanely ableist in the portrayal of mental illness (speaking as someone with Complex PTSD and Neurodivergency).

For one, Turka's PTSD is treated as a joke that basically goes away the moment they kill the Fire Dragon, and they constantly mock Pina for being stressed over the idea that the JSDF could wipe out the people of Falmart. The main reason is that if they realistically portrayed mental illness, then they'd have to push the notion that war is bad, which is something GATE doesn't want to do. So I highly doubt that they'd intentionally try to give Itami some legit form of mental illness.

The JSDF is very careful about the type of people they enlist into their military, and if a guy had some form of OCD, they would never let him be a soldier, much less a Ranger.

There is also the fact that Itami is more likely written solely as an anime pervert; he's an otaku whose favorite franchise is a lolicon mobile game, and he constantly does perv over the native women in Falmart. So it's possible what I listed weren't actually cases of intrusive thoughts, but legitimately how Itami actually is.

This is mostly me just coping, because I'm rewatching GATE for a video essay I want to make one day, and some scenes with Itami make me hate him even more than when I first saw the series. So this is me just coping.

There's nothing wrong with that, lord knows this happens all the time with the US military.

Just seems odd that that kind of thing would fly in Japan

Did the guy that wrote this know anything about fantasy?

Check D&D? Cause I agree at the start, vs rando soldiers, modern tech would fuck em all up easily and laugh them off.

But the dragons? Man Dragons are immune to fire, and laugh off even the greatest of forces, nothing short of a small nuke should be killing a Dragon.

Where is the liches? Draco Liches, only medium tier fiends/celestials ect.

Seen stats for guns in this? These creature and many more would laugh off large town destroying explosions completely, nevermind guns.

https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/w/wish/ Wish anyone? Resurrecting armies, altering reality?

Liches could cast this shit for example.

and now, the jacket to the romance novel your girlfriend reads: Sergeant First Class Mari Kurokawa always had a thing for bad boys who towered over her.

Of course in Japan it never happened.

And whenever she was working with Marines they would always go off and look at Kuribayashi.

But that all changed when she first saw the enemy prince.

He was bad

Murder your dad type bad

Make your momma die inside type

and that's all she wanted

A jacked up, idiotic, murderous boyfriend.

edit: i expect to much from this sub