r/firstworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '17
Donald Trump
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r/firstworldproblems • u/Jake999 • Oct 11 '14
Billionaires are ruining my neighborhood of millionaires
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r/firstworldproblems • u/al666in • Dec 07 '16
The water in my infinity pool evaporated by a couple inches so it just looks like a regular pool
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r/firstworldproblems • u/Wickerbasketz • Dec 06 '15
Pringles have decided, yet again, to not opt for the much superior Christmas tagline of "Pringle Bells" and continue to use the shitty tagline of, "Merry Pringles"
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This is getting ridiculous now.
r/firstworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '16
When you buy $50 worth of Halloween candy, but nobody comes to your house...
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r/firstworldproblems • u/TomTheNurse • Sep 04 '16
My Hooters waitress is pregnant so now I am seeing her as a person and a mother instead of as a sex object.
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r/firstworldproblems • u/hotcaulk • Jan 24 '17
I binged Holocaust documentaries and it auto-played into Holocaust Denial docs after I fell asleep. Now Youtube won't stop showing me Neo-Nazi crap.
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I want to watch videos about old Nazis, not new ones. I clicked one documentary from a user called "6 million 4 truth" and it turned out to be revisionist, too. I thought I had reached the end but I fear started the whole thing over again...
Not the Holocaust thing, the whole Neo-Nazis in my recommended thing.
Edit: I am loving the stories about all the weird shit Youtube thinks you guys like and the stupid reasons it came to that conclusion.
r/firstworldproblems • u/TheHamCaptain • Feb 19 '17
I tried to get £10 out of the cash machine this morning. It displayed the message "only denominations of £20 are available" - I pressed for £20 and it gave me two £10 notes. Now I have double the money I wanted, and it could have dispensed the correct amount in the first place.
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r/firstworldproblems • u/kc_casey • Dec 22 '14
I gave $15 to wikipedia to make the banner go away but they are still asking me for $3
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r/firstworldproblems • u/climbon321 • Apr 09 '14
Ugh, the fountain outside my window is so loud!
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r/firstworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Jan 06 '13
I want to adjust the temperature but my thermostat is busy downloading an update.
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r/firstworldproblems • u/thenorwegianblue • Oct 03 '13
I had so much leg room on this flight I couldn't reach the pocket on the chair in front of me.
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r/firstworldproblems • u/Lugozi • Feb 14 '14
No one was in the elevator with me so I had no one to impress when I pressed the button to my suite
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r/firstworldproblems • u/LegendOfGinAlley69 • Feb 06 '17
The Patriots won another Super Bowl.
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Fuck the Patriots.
r/firstworldproblems • u/thehydrastation • Jul 15 '12
A black family got in the hot tub just as I was about to get out, so I had to stay for several extra minutes to make sure I didn't seem racist.
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r/firstworldproblems • u/Epistaxis • Feb 13 '13
Police blotter for Atherton, CA, where the median house price is $4,010,200.
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r/firstworldproblems • u/slyder565 • Oct 31 '12
Thanks to Disney I am going to have to listen to Star Wars fans complain for another decade.
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r/firstworldproblems • u/paralosophical • Jul 20 '16
I have never once meant to type "ducking"
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r/firstworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Nov 27 '12
I paid my maid a decent wage, which she used to get educated and find a better job.
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r/firstworldproblems • u/LordBling • Nov 11 '12
I want to boycott Papa John's but I don't eat there to begin with.
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r/firstworldproblems • u/mrjhandel • Sep 01 '13
My iPhone fell out of my pocket and cracked my iPad.
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r/firstworldproblems • u/Toberoni • Aug 16 '16
I'm a 55 year old pot smoker and recently my dealer of over 30 years passed away and I don't know any young kids I could buy weed from.
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