r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Nov 02 '25

Original🧠 ?

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r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Dec 10 '25

Important NextJS / React Dev ***React2Shell*** is no joke please fix your servers

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https://nextjs.org/blog/CVE-2025-66478

This is just for visibility. If you’re not working with React or Next.js in a commercial environment, you simply need to update your Next.js or React version.

Use the following command:

npx fix-react2shell-next

Vercel offers a simple fix, but it addresses the problematic dependencies ONLY, if bad actors might’ve already gotten in so please be careful

Unfortunately, my client’s production server has droppers installed which injected malicious code into some JavaScript files that were merely testing scripts. Fortunately, none of the actual TypeScript files were affected.

I had to meticulously review two months’ worth of logs and decode the base64-encoded code payloads twice to extract the malicious lines. I successfully removed them.

The most challenging part was investigating the rest of the server.


r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Sep 26 '25

“I have no programming, and I must scream” I got fucking lobotomized watching this

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r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Sep 26 '26

[🎟️BINGO]”this.codifyMylife()” /bin/bash ego.sh

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(upper left corner) poster at my university


r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Nov 20 '25

By Sam Altman i can sleep peacefully, thanks AI

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r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Aug 24 '25

🏆Participation Trophy🏆 r/firstweekcoderhumour celebrating

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r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Mar 25 '26

Original🧠 Languages 2.0

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r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Aug 22 '25

Let me show you how it’s done! 🎯✨ [Media] I Have No Mut and I Must Borrow

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r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Sep 12 '25

Important “I Got Pwned”: npm maintainer of Chalk & Debug speaks on the massive supply-chain attack

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r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Oct 10 '26

Take a look, would you?

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First release of a small projact.


r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Oct 09 '25

Original🧠 I am a github coder😎😎😎

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r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Feb 03 '26

“amIrite” beProudOfYourSpaghettiCode

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r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Oct 18 '25

💩SHITPOST ✅ thank you Vibe and code

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r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Nov 19 '25

[🎟️BINGO]”sudo rm rf amirite” I'm not a Linux guy as well

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r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Mar 30 '26

“amIrite” nothingsFuckingWorkingMrDuck

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r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Nov 18 '25

Important I apologize, I should’ve known better

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I apologize; once some of you pointed out the obvious, I realized that the meme was about the reality of current job market for programmers. I deleted the post out of respect for all of your great hard working folks, but adding this post to make an apology.

I know some of you are facing some challenges with finding opportunities, I should’ve known better.

I wish all of you upcoming genius coders nothing but the best.


r/firstweekcoderhumour • • 11d ago

I love vendor prefixes

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r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Feb 01 '26

Explain it Peter.

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r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Dec 22 '25

“amIrite” hindsight is 20/20

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r/firstweekcoderhumour • • May 17 '26

people were just too lazy to ask useful questions change my mind

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r/firstweekcoderhumour • • Aug 20 '25

“amIrite” Becaus n word so funny haha

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