check out /r/fifthworldscience for all your irritional inquiries.

My best work the "In-death review" received measly 7 upvotes. For worlds sake, I died for you and your entertainment you ungrateful and insensitive clods.

You will either upvote my post to a positive (non zero) multiple of 42 or I will stop writing and go work exlusively in r/DontPutThatInYourAss in advisory role. Or I just might contribute to increased entropy like my beloved 5th dimension.

There

He cast out all the angels and won't stop quoting Scarface.

WE ARE THE FOURTH DIMENSION. WE ARE THE FOURTH DIMENSION. WE ARE THE FOURTH DIMENSION. WE ARE THE FOURTH DIMENSION. WE ARE THE FOURTH DIMENSION. WE ARE THE FOURTH DIMENSION. WE ARE THE FOURTH DIMENSION. WE ARE THE FOURTH DIMENSION.

I can be turned back if someone can get to the edge of the universe and taking his dark wand of the sixth dimension and come back to me and smack it on my potato self

After my girlfriend lost the bet with the cat and became my cat, my cat became my girlfriend. Someone suggested I kill my cat in order to fall in love with his ghost.

I Tried to kill the cat, but ended up killing my girlfriend because they switched places (obviously...) (I should have saw that coming). The cat ended up dying because I realized he was my girlfriend, and now their ghosts say they don't need me. Help!

If it makes any difference they both died of poisoned chocolate pudding. The poison was made of poison.

This is becoming aaaaaa huge problem. Ideaaaaaas?

I got my son one for his third celestial birth year and he's already destroyed thirteen galaxies in seven seperate universes and three different dimensions.

I know we all go through a fire and brimstone phase but he's only three and I'm worried he won't grow up to be a benevolent God.

How do I banish this abominable demon?

Edit: The demon I seek to vanquish is not my son so you can stop trying to get me to sacrifice him... I know it's you Cthulhu.

It's uncanny.

http://imgur.com/usDAPKL

I blame Darwin.

:|

Not even

Really, some people are so limited on this plane - where I come from nobody would bat an eye over this.

Like what if somehow all of our combined individual movements and processes are together seen as a single entity with a level of consciousness beyond our understanding? What if there were other groups of us completely cut off from us that also are seen as a single entity by our entity?

I know, I know, like how could a group of us together be seen as one thing? We're not connected in any meaningful way. We communicate, sure, but we all live and die alone in our own, separate lives. Anyway, just a thought.

brb, golgi bodies causing shit again.

However, in co-subordinate time manifolds, I will distinctly remember it being excellent. Should I ask for my money back from the restaurant, or should I re-integrate the embedding of the manifolds into a lower dimensional space?